1. Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN. 2. Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick... 3. her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum. i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls 4. currently writing an apology letter to my liver in shakespearean english... 5. He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
If you need any pointers feel free to call on me! I'm a dab hand at the old hand as it were, and of course I knew dear William quite well. I patronized all his plays! Even Twelfth Night which, between you and me, is not his best endeavor.
No, I much prefer Much Ado About Nothing, but I do thank thee, good gentle, for thy offer most generous. His speech like nature suits me, for it is nigh indistinguishable from that of my people, the fine folk of Asgard.
[laying it on a bit thick? perhaps. but he gets far more fond of his Asgardian side when he's in his cups]
O liver, of organs thou art most hardy Thou hast not failed me yet, so I declare Yet it appears that I am foolhardy I must treat thee with far more tender care Thou dost filter these liquors most noxious Such ale and mead that I pour into thee So I swear I will henceforth be cautious For without mine liver, where would I be? Pecked from me, like Prometheus of old My abdomen would be bereft, tis true Yet liver, if I might but be so bold What would my body be if not for you? A toast to thee, o liver so divine! I am so very glad that thou art mine
Oh that's MUCH worse. I don't blame you for trying to shoot your shot, believe me, but I can guarantee you will very much regret introducing her to your dick.
I had a feeling it went without saying, but one is never a hundred percent certain. I'll also need you to drink all of the Coke, I can't stand the taste but the bottle is the right shape.
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bakerstreet2021-06-25 05:09 pm
Loki Variant L-1130 | MCU (LMK if you are OK with spoilers)
2. Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
3. her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum. i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
4. currently writing an apology letter to my liver in shakespearean english...
5. He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
((Or you can text him / misfire!))
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[laying it on a bit thick? perhaps. but he gets far more fond of his Asgardian side when he's in his cups]
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Thou hast not failed me yet, so I declare
Yet it appears that I am foolhardy
I must treat thee with far more tender care
Thou dost filter these liquors most noxious
Such ale and mead that I pour into thee
So I swear I will henceforth be cautious
For without mine liver, where would I be?
Pecked from me, like Prometheus of old
My abdomen would be bereft, tis true
Yet liver, if I might but be so bold
What would my body be if not for you?
A toast to thee, o liver so divine!
I am so very glad that thou art mine
I adore you.
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You've already put him through enough.
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[you should have never let on that alcohol was an available commodity. he is quite full. ... of ideas.]
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1 - D+ spoilers ok, obviously lol
<3
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