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Oops, we're naked.

Nudity-Induced Tension Meme

There are a number of you could be naked in front of someone. There are decidedly fewer reasons you could be naked in front of someone you're attracted to. But you're not nude for that reason. Today, your clothes are at least off somewhat, and the cause will vary: you're posing, you're getting first aide, you're being fitted for a giant robotic suit, this is all for science or as a favor. You know, the usual. There's also a possibility that certain person just walked in on you.

Still, how awkward will things be with tension in the air - and how long will the atmosphere remain platonic, if the other person has a desire to explore your body?

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(( He's a bit tougher than a human and has rapid regeneration so losing clothes to battle damage is definitely an option. But fine with more everyday scenarios too! ))

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It all came with the territory of her history. Being too merciful and forgiving can cripple ambition and make excuses for tyranny. It was something she always rode on, the hill she chose to die on. In the face of it all she was nothing but ambitious, ruthless, calculating, and fearless. It was probably good, she thought, that he had summoned her. Even if Zheng Jiang refused to call him master.

No one is a master to her.

Still the world had certainly changed quite a bit in the millennia or so since she and her crew had roamed and pillaged China. New cultures, technology and ways of thinking had certainly made her head spin, but they could also add adaptable to the list of traits. Of course Jakeem had been adamant on introducing her to it all. That and clothing. Of course the Bandit Queen didn't see much of any need to dress as people do now. If she needed to she could easily hide herself until needed. But this had been something that her contractor had also been insistent on.

She listened to him prattle on about this store and that before eying the set of clothes he had left. With a sigh Zheng Jiang shook her head and began to undress herself. May as well humor him while she had the down time. Undressing had been a bit of a chore with all the weapons and her makeshift armor, something she decided to modify with more modern protections. Still she managed to do with practiced ease, letting her scared, bare body exposed itself. Just when was the last time she had groomed herself, she wondered. Having been constantly moving didn't help keep track of such things.

She paused about half way when he came back. Shooting him a semi-annoyed look mixed with a raised eyebrow she clicked her tongue. "Tch-- what is it?"

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Hm? Oh, oh right. Well she supposes he is still a young man and all that with his own urges. She shook her head in slight mirth at his expense. Perhaps she should act a bit more "ladylike". But that wasn't her style, instead she moved in closer, silently until she was only a few inches behind him. Should he turn around then he'd get a nice face full of tit.

"I had no idea that you were that easily flustered." She sighed, shaking her head. "Perhaps you shouldn't ask a lady to change as you walk away next time."

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Well now that was a nice reaction. The stuttering was cute, as was the following speechlessness. She had been expecting him to have stuttered a bit more, fumble around a little before putting on some form of bravado.

Which he sort of did when he grasped her hips and pressed his face into the cleft of her breasts. Now that was an interesting development. She had half a mind to step back and tease him. Just slightly out of reach. But by now he'd most likely follow along with here.

So instead a hand placed itself on his head and ruffled his hair a little. "Mmhm, incredibly flustered. But that's fine, can't imagine you've seen many women in the flesh before."

Maybe on that computing device on his. But the real deal was so much better. Even with her muscles her body was warm and soft to the touch.

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She'd been careful, and knew how to be careful normally when dressing, undressing and taking care of her own, personal business. A holdover from having to lead large groups of men, often by herself. Not that she didn't relax every now and then, like at the moment. He was still quick to dive into it, again not all that surprising.

The bulge against her leg caught her attention sure enough. Quite large, given his stature, and he would certainly continue growing, she knew. Zheng Jiang gave him a playful nudge back with her thigh. "If you've seen plenty then you wouldn't be growing that excited."

She continued, her own hand going down to grab his just moments before he touched one of her soft mounds. "Or so quick to touch."

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"Maybe later, after you show me this mall-thing." The hand continued to grip his wrist as she spoke. With the buck of his hips she smiled lightly and continued to press her leg into that large bulge. Teasing him a bit more and coaxing him to grow harder.

"Use actual compliments if you're expecting to get anywhere with a woman." Her eyes rolled slightly before finally letting his hand go to do whatever he wanted with it.

It's been a bit since she last recharged her mana stores. "And don't leer."

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Honestly he reminded her a bit of a dog right now. Unable to control its movements, but that was fine in and of itself. She was okay with teasing him as things stood now. And, as expected, the moment she released his hand was also the moment he began to grasp at her breast.

Though she'll give him credit for taking his time now in feeling her up. For the moment at least. Giving him a small reward in return she pressed her thigh fully against the front of his pants. Giving him more friction to rub against, while letting him enjoy the feeling of her soft chest.

"I suppose it is hard, but a man knows when to show restraint and not immediately jump whatever they find attractive." She gave a roll of her eyes, thinking back to some of the warlords of her time. Particularly Lu Bu and Dong Zhou; falling over some trollop to the point of betrayal.

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There was a light sigh from her as he continued to press his hands into her soft chest. It wouldn't take all that long for him to notice the fruits of his labors. With her nipples soon hardening under his touch. Even if he asked, he was already leaning up. Ready to encapsulate one mound with his waiting mouth.

"Fine, fine... not like saying no would stop you."

Still he was quite big wasn't he? That much she could tell from just the feeling of him through his trousers alone. With another sigh, she reached a hand down to press it against where she figured his cock was. Lightly stroking it as he moved against her and began to press his lips against one tit.

[OTA for gen and 17+ for anything shippy / smutty. Open to AUs, canon and cross canon.]

[OTA for gen, F/M for anything shippy / smutty. Open to AUs, canon and cross canon.]

[ awkward boy is awkward. ]

[OTA 20+. You may have just walked into a fitting, back stage, her hotel room…I’m flexible!]

[open to cross-canon/aus.]

🤭 This prompt practically made for him, someone who doesn't mind taking verbal report from his right hand woman while he is taking a bubble bath in an ancient Roman's balneae. Besides that one, the most probable scenario is someone walked in on him, probably after shower/bath and he only wear a towel around waist. Maybe the second person is an assassin? 😁

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