When Passive Aggressive is your middle name

[madreen_rua]

The Bureau of Communications Meme

Is there something your character has always wanted to tell another, but never has? Do they want to apologize for something? Are they just a smartass and want to put it on paper? Well then, here's the meme for you! Here's how it works:

1) Post a blank comment
2) go to Bureau of Communication and fill out one of the forms to a character from yours
3) When you're done, hit "send via Email" at the top, then copy the image and reply to the relevant character's blank comment
4) ?????????
5) Profit! (ﾉ✿⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ*･゜ﾟ･*☆

Comments

Zhongli | Genshin Impact (spoilers for series below)

[qiquan]

{ooc; the first one is more specific and would only apply to certain characters. the second is intentionally more general and even cross-canon is welcome to respond to that.}

[set_free]

There are worse kinds of drunks, I think.

What kind of stories do you tell?

[tailsneverfails]

[ Hey fellow earth aligned companion. Hopefully he doesn't mind the amused cackle.

That just makes me want to join in leagues with your friend to get you more drunk.

Revali | Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity

[talonsheath]

[Insert your name here.]



[Or just hit me with one, but sometimes you're inspired.]

[shuchaku]

[talonsheath]

[shuchaku]

[ this printout materializes, annotated in thin penstrokes with the following reminder: ]

Be nice! :)

[terrablechoices]

Revali [ Senpai], you don't need to apologize... While your words were a bit.... harsh, I think they're exactly what I needed to hear.

[talonsheath]

That's...I'm not sure what to think about that. I mean, yes, I did have to say what I said, and you obviously needed someone to tell it to you, but usually, at this point, there's- I feel as though I came armed with bomb arrows and there's a sudden rainfall. And now I'm stuck with the question of what now.

[terrablechoices]

Shigaraki Tomura | My Hero Academia

[wincon]

[ Official notice of formal apology. Or send one. ]

[boomboombitch]

[A very short letter arrives for Shigaraki after this 'apology' was sent out.]

Fuck you,

Bakugou Katsuki

[wincon]

[ text? more snail mail? whatever it is: ]

so implacable
you know i've declared my intention not to do it again.

[ be grateful smh ]

Hans Andersen | Fate TypeMoon

[marchen]

nishikiyama akira | yakuza 0/1

[yashin]

( be passive-aggressively whined at by young/yakuza 0 nishiki or passive-aggressively threatened by patriarch/yakuza kiwami nishiki, or bring your own! )

hi 0 nishiki!

[set_free]

Oh, um...

Do you have any recommendations for films with happy endings, then?

✨✨✨

[yashin]

Sorry! Can't give you movie reccs if I'm forced to ignore you forever!

[ ... ]

I did see one recently called Shall We Dance? that was pretty good, though. About a salaryman who starts secretly taking Western ballroom dance lessons.

Faust Lavinia | Mahoutsukai no Yakusoku

[relictus]

[Send him one, or tag with a blank comment and he'll send one to yours.]

[extinctive]

[ slides this under your door ]

[relictus]

[ ...... . . . . . .]


[Lo and behold, he opens the door.]

You forgot to check off "I am a naturally selfish person."

Catra | She-Ra and the Princesses of Power | OTA

[usurpurr]

[Send her one, or tag blank for a personalized missive! We can roll with any canon point.]

[queenofsparkles]

[usurpurr]

[swordjock]

[usurpurr]

Figures you'd find a form for this stuff. [A roll of Catra's eyes accompanies it, her palm smarting a little bit from where she's smacked her return form onto the desk. Her claws are retracted as she pushes it along, knocking aside anything in the way on its path to be right in front of Adora, lingering traces of embarrassment in the heat on her face and turn of her ears. Don't make her regret this.] You're not gonna give me one of these every time, are you?