is that a flashlight in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[memed]

THE AWKWARD BONER MEME


There's nothing worse than just innocently hanging out with a friend, acquaintance, or even enemy when someone else decides to join the party.


RULES
1. Post with your character/fandom/preferences. Tag around!
2. Your characters are now enjoying some innocent pass time when Suddenly! One member pops a boner.
3. ???
4. PROFIT

Play it for smut or play it for awkward. Girl equivalents are highly encouraged.

Comments

Steve Harrington | Stranger Things | ota

[hairspraying]

[smartiepants]

[ y/n? ]

Harley Quinn | DCEU

[asylumist]

ooc: here for all the awkward

Wolfgang Bogdanow | Sense8

[trunked]

ooc: m/f prefs or canonmates for serious

Jaime Lannister | ASOIAF/GOT

[westerlands]

Peter Parker | MCU | ota

[tinglingly]

Eddie Brock | Venom | ota

[symbianize]

Lewis Nixon | Band of Brothers

[inebriant]

Illya Kuryakin | TMFU | ota

[kaygeebee]

will st jude | oc | ota

[hopelessprayers]

barty crouch jr | hp | ota

[azkabaned]

Stiles | Teen Wolf | ota

[stumblingly]

Gendry | ASOIAF/GOT | ota

[unbastardize]

Han Solo | Star Wars | ota

[shipyards]

Grantaire | Les Mis | m/m

[soumise]

Finnick Odair | THG | ota

[alliancing]

gregory lamè . oc . ota

[twopoints]

Jim Kirk | Star Trek | ota

[unregulated]

[joanna_mccoy]

[Joanna really hates Alpha shift sometimes, particularly when there are patients in the medbay. She needs coffee before she deals with people, especially when those people are Jim Kirk and vitals need to be checked. She half hopes he's still asleep so she can get in, get out, and get her paperwork done for the morning.]

Treize Khushrenada | Gundam Wing (OTA)

[kittykatz]

🤭 Would play it as, 'daydreaming in a boring meeting and unexpectedly getting a boner'. White Jodhpurs of his uniform doesn't exactly hide a lot, he probably need someone's help to distract other people and allowing him to make a somewhat dignified exit.

At least that's the ideal scenario, lol.

graham monroe | original | ota

[inordnance]

▐   quick & dirty info.

Amanda O'Neill | Little Witch Academia | F/F

[witchwithoutacause]

[ However. You know. ]

[punches_plants]

(ooc: Willing to play a more typical scenario if this isn't of interest, but hit on the idea of Amanda's broom basically telling on Amanda and sticking straight up when her gaze goes to Mirari's ass or something. Figured it might be funny and something they could dance around with innuendo until they're in private.)

Alucard Tepes | Castlevania | m/f or m/m

[dhampirheir]

Usa Tsukino (Black Lady AU) || Sailor Moon

[pink_is_back]

(ooc: Some ideas include after an intense fight, while at the pool, or in a small tent while camping. OTA for gen, Futa/F for smut.)

Ruby the Sorceress | Dragon's Crown | F/* (optionally futa/*)

[tittybojangles]

[[Will probably play for smut. She likes dealing with them on cuties, or can be futa and have a tent of her own. Futas bulging and busting on one-piece swimsuits are my kryptonite. Kinks.]]

mad sweeney • american gods

[blarneys]

Rey || Star Wars || OTA

[force_sensitive]