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[mykingdom]

When only a dysfunctional relationship will do.

Rules
1. Post with a character, put the name and canon in the subject line. In the body of the comment, give your preferences and some if possible some information about the character.
2. Respond to others and roleplay a dysfunctional relationship.
3. Feel free to take inspiration/scenes from the list below or write your own prompt.

Scenarios

1. Try to tell you 'no', but my body keeps on telling you 'yes'.   You absolutely, positively do NOT want to sleep with this person again.  So why the heck do you keep waking up with their underwear on your bedpost?

2. What happens when a tornado meets a volcano.  Maybe you're just too different to see eye to eye.  Or maybe you're just too alike and no one's going to compromise.  Either way, your battle of wills looks more like World War 3 than a lover's spat. 

3. All your love is revenge.   You don't know why you're together.  You don't know how to be apart.  But is whatever that's making you stay with this person worth all the misery?

4. I would die for you baby (but you won't do the same).  Ever love someone so much you'd take a bullet for them?  What if you want to find out if they would do the same for you?  It's not that crazy to demand the same kind of devotion from your lover, right?  After all, it's only fair.  You aren't obsessed, you're just in love.

5.  Somewhere along in the bitterness.  Where did things go wrong?  You started out so in love, so attached, and now it seems like things are falling apart.  Can the relationship be fixed or is this where you both stare awkwardly at each other and decide who gets the CDs and who gets the goldfish?

6. You let me complicate you.  You're not good for them.  You're corrupting them, you're ruining their life, you're causing them pain, even if you never meant to.  Why are they still hanging around?

7. I don't care if you really care as long as you don't go.  So there's no love in the relationship.  But there's so many other reasons to stay together, right?  Sometimes having a lover is more important than being a lover.

8. I will go down with this ship.  It's been over a long time and your lover has moved on.  But you're never going to give up the hope that they might come back to you.  Love is supposed to be forever.

Comments

Kol Mikaelson | The Vampire Diaries

[youngestson]

OTA for ships (really!), m/m only for smut.

Lelouch Lamperouge ♚ Code Geass ♚ ota

[zeroslate]

[ But no sex. Because the mun can't write sex... ;3; ]

Flora | The Winx Club | OTA

[showmeyourwreath]

[knifeplay]

[Magato is genuinely a terrible influence for Flora to have in her life. He's just not a very good person, but somehow he continues to manage to get Flora into bed. Even then, he's rough with her.

At present, he has a hand underneath her skirt and a finger pumping in and out of her sex. His other hand is around her waist, to keep her from pulling away from him.]

Come on, Flora, you know it turns you on.

[And there's probably any number of things he might be referring to.]

Emma Swan • Once Upon A Time

[sheriffing]

Joe Carroll | The Following | ota

[windowtothesoul]

Thranduil | The Hobbit | m/m

[swaggerelf]

Sumeragi Subaru | Tokyo Babylon/X | m/m

[limerences]

[ because he doesn't know what 'love' is anymore. note: he's...seishirou-sexual, so the chances of smut with anyone else are going to be very slim. ]

Lea | Kingdom Hearts | OTA

[tenacityformed]

... I think about five of these options are canon.

[capturedmoon]

[It's late. Late enough that the moon is slipping below the horizon and leaving the stars to wheel until morning; late enough for very nearly anyone to be in bed and dreaming.

Not, perhaps, of sugarplums and gumdrops.

Of what, Saïx could not say. Sleep comes hard to him too often. Tonight it taunted and eluded him for hours, and he has grown sick of the sight of his ceiling in the dark. He can't name the impulse that finally drove him from his bed.

There is, at least, anger in it; anger in a slow burn somewhere deep within his chest. It's a pitiful crust set before a starving man, but it is still a feeling, and hunger, he has heard, makes the meal.

Decisions made an impulse in the burnt-out end of night never end well. He still wants more.

Darkness ripples in the corner of a bedroom, and he steps out, coat and corridor and shadow invisible together. The pale starlight picks out his hair as he throws back his hood, the better to see the man sleeping there.

It is, of course, utterly foolish.

He stays still and silent nonetheless, because as long as Lea does not wake, no one will have to know.]

Loki | mcu | m/m

[neverwantedthethrone]

Godric | True Blood | m/m

[vampirejesus]

Erica Reyes | Teen Wolf | ota

[werebitch]

Tamara | The Devil's Carnival | ota

[frogmaiden]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | m/m

[beyourbatman]

Anna Valerious | Van Helsing | ota

[makemyskincrawl]

Angelica | potc | ota

[truthful_lies]

The Twin | The Devil's Carnival | ota

[thetwin]

Kili | The Hobbit | m/m

[hugeparasites]

Molly Hooper → BBC!Sherlock → OTA

[thewomanwhocounts]

Pitch Black | Rise of the Guardians | OTA

[closetshark]

6! Sort of...

[primordialmother]

Nyx can't say that Pitch is a replacement for Erebus. Similar creatures, yes, but oh so very different. Pitch's moods are nothing like Erebus' stony demeanor. Perhaps that's why she's so enamored with Pitch. He is called a demon, a boogeyman, a figment of the imagination, the last nightmare before awakening. In the ancient past mortal men might have feared him. Now, he is no more than a flight of fancy.

Now, they are more alike than she would prefer.

She drew her starry cloak over the night sky, the world at last consigning itself to another cool autumn night. Pitch would be able to join her soon. It was a cruel question playing on her mind, but one she needed an answer to. After all... He could do nothing before she began her reign. Her words began to run through her mind. What would she say? Pitch, I love you dearly, but don't you hate what I do to you every morning?

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow | MCU | OTA

[unmakeme]

[[OOC: I love castmates, I love cross-canon stuff. Love it all, really. Fine with handwaving prior CR or with continuing from other memes. Just let me know. ^_^

I don't mind if you want to tag in actionspam, but I'll be responding in prose.]]

thea queen ( arrow ) f/m

[unnotice]

Camilla Elliot | OC | OTA

[sinning_saints]

Terry Bogard | King of Fighters | M/F

[cmon_getsrs]

John Harrison || [star trek reboot] || ota

[sanguinolent]

Sherlock Holmes | BBC Sherlock [brokenverse]

[noangel_nothero]

7?

[captainwatson]

[[ooc: Still awake? ;) ]]

He sits at the foot of your bed, watching you sleep. He's not entirely sure why he's here. Some strange pull to be at your side. To protect you. It's peaceful to see you sleeping at last.

No, this isn't creepy at all.