it rhymes because it's true

[keysmashwastaken]

crime noun
1: an illegal act for which someone can be punished by the government
eg. especially: a gross violation of law
2: a grave offence especially against morality
3: criminal activity
eg. efforts to fight crime
4: something reprehensible, foolish, or disgraceful
eg. It's a crime to waste good food.

Rules:

There are no rules! You're doing crimes now. Do what you want, I'm not a cop. And if I were, I couldn't stop you anyway! Some crimes include but are not limited to, shoplifting, blackmail, and tax fraud.

Comments

The Joker | DCAU | OTA

[gothams_joker]

[Why, this is practically an engraved invitation.]

Tavion Axmis | Star Wars: Jedi Outcast/Academy | OTA

[of_dathomir]

[Tavion wants to know how big the crime in question can be.]

Asajj Ventress | Star Wars | OTA

[darkassassin]

[Sometimes you just have to rob a bank. Or a massive Republic data storage site, whatever.]

[acertainpov]

It's strange how strange it doesn't feel, coming out of hyperspace, switching on the cloaking device, and then coming quietly into orbit around a Republic base. It should make him feel guilty, at least a little, rather then giving him that rush of adrenalin and slight tingle of excitement that they're about to see action.

Though that might be radiating from her, he's not sure.

"Remember," he says, as if she even needs reminding, "play nice."

Well, don't hurt anyone.

Man With No Name | Leone Westerns | OTA

[man_with_no_name]

[Laws can get a bit fuzzy sometimes. Or maybe you need bringin' in. Preferably alive, this time.]

Basil Hawkins 🎃 One Piece

[strawmanfallacy]

You don't get a big fat bounty on your head by being a law-abiding citizen. He's a pirate by trade and loves some brutality.

Flint "Sandman" Marko ⏳ Marvel 616

[originalbeachboy]

He'll rob a bank in broad daylight, kill for cash, steal super tech, and worse of all, he won't pay for oranges.

Very interested in clashing with superheroes or being a part of a team of supervillains.

mia winters ( resident evil )

[dulvey]

alternatively: bioterrors

carol danvers | mcu | ota

[nodoubts]

[seenitbefore]

[ it's righteous crime, thanks. ]

Arthur Morgan - Red Dead Redemption II - OTA20+

[unshakencowboah]

["Ladies and gentlemen, this is a robbery..." Name it, he's probably done it, he's an outlaw through and through.]

zelena | ouat | ota

[clozeted]

M'ahina Molkoh | FFXIV OC | ota

[sunseeker]

elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

Reno | Final Fantasy VII

[renogade]

Ann Takamaki | Persona 5 Strikers | ota

[menaretrash]

Floyd Lawton/Deadshot | DC Comics | OTA

[respectthegun]

[Also available in DCEU flavour at fullcustody]

It's been ages since I read Suicide Squad, but I'm down with this mashup or your DCEU boy!

[fantabulousandwich]

Crime is great! Some crimes. Maybe most crimes. Human trafficking, not so much.

Not that Harley's on this rooftop, surveying the scene below her, because of justice, or anything like that. She's no Bat. No; this is a cash job, plain and simple. In fact it's her first real job, courtesy of Carmine Falcone, who heard that some beefy Bratva guys were using his port as a pit stop, but didn't want to show his hand and start a whole war.

It's one thing to get business cards proclaiming you're a mercenary; but it's a horse of another colour to actually get anyone to take you seriously as such.

A shotgun and a bat are strapped over Harley's shoulders like twin swords, as she watches the men move below her. Eight? Maybe more, on the boat- they'll all be armed, probably semi-automatics- what about the drivers? And of course all the girls being hauled out of the hull and shoved into the back of the trucks. When she's mopped the floor with these wise guys, she'll give Montoya a call- and not because it's right, or she's going soft or anything. But what else is she going to do with a whole gaggle of girls?

One more quick check- all her weapons, maybe a fresh coat of lipstick- and she'll be ready to move. Except before she can do anything, there's another figure, kneeling down next to her. Harley nearly jumps out of her skin- how the hell did he sneak up on her?- Before she recognizes him.

"Floyd?" It's a quiet hiss; and she glares, glancing at her targets, then back at him. Leaning over, she nudges him hard with her shoulder. "Buzz off. These are my future corpses."

Viktor "The Devil" | Ziggy Stardust universe | ota

[hellfire_andfury]

[Have a delinquent punk setting fire to cop cars and property.]

[hungercity_hellhound]

Damien surely wasn't about to backdown from the offer, maybe it was a challenge, that Zack's singer laid on him earlier in the day. He had no problem navigating a city or causing large scale destruction. It was his job back home and he sure the hell wasn't going to let this punk make him look weak.

He's waiting in the lobby for Viktor to come down from upstairs, stretched out on one of the sofas in the lobby like he owns the place.

Nagisa Shiota | Assassination Classroom

[knifesmiles]

[He may be just a junior high student, but he and his class are Assassins and have excuted their fair share of complex plans.]

Kez | Infinity Train

[ringforservice]

[ Be bell, do crimes ]

Jonathan Crane [The Scarecrow] || DC Comics || OTA

[hosannas_of_anguish]

[originalbeachboy]

You ever wonder if they get paid more if they put up a fight?

[ Flint asks this casually, as he casually backhand slaps an armed man out of a window. His other arm is presently in the form of a large shield, bullets bouncing off the solid stone surface. Doing dirty deeds for high fees does come with some danger, but as is Flint's point, not much sometimes. ]

I mean, if I was some guy with a gun, I'd probably just run away if I saw either of us come through the front door, am I right?

[ Sandman hadn't actually been paying attention as to why they were kidnapping this particular government official. He had no problem with letting Jonathan be the brains. Even if those brains were occasionally filled with straw. It was just something he had to put up with, yah know? ]

Like that Austin Powers bit. [ In fact, he points a big ham hand at one of the security guys, paying no mind to the handgun fire, and in an awful English accent says- ] 'You haven't even got a name tag! You've got no chance!'

[ That he wastes time on this stuff is why superheroes always turn up in time to kick him in the face. ]

Puck/Robin Goodfellow | Shakespeare etc | ota

[gentle_puck]

[Be fey do crime?]

[eagleswept]

[Like stealing from criminals. ;) I figure by now Ganymede definitely knows Puck prefers to use Robin, since modern times, so that's what I used!]

It's one of those auctions where the ceiling drips real crystal chandeliers and everyone is dressed in black suits or trailing gowns. It's also one of those auctions that are, most definitely, not for charity. Ganymede can guess that if anyone in this room has given to charity even once in their life, it was probably as a cover for something else. It also means the items up for sale are mostly - or at all - not supposed to be here.

"Are we expecting something in particular?" Ganymede leans in to whisper, eyes on the stage at the head of the room, his line of sight remarkably clear. Whether that's Robin's subtle magic at work or the grace of their combined looks might be anyone's guess, but Ganymede doesn't care.

Robin hadn't said anything when he brought this up, so maybe it's just a question of opportunity or curiosity. Ganymede came with both because Robin had asked, and because he was curious, no matter how uncomfortable some of these people made him. Which is probably funny, in some ways, since he definitely spends his time around beings who are vastly more dangerous and powerful than anyone in here could even dream to be.

But it is a human sort of dangerous, a human sort of evil, and that's entirely different from the Deathless Ones' whims and casual, or even pointed, disregard.

Stan Pines | Gravity Falls

[kolus]

Number Five | The Umbrella Academy | OTA

[oldmanfive]

[ I'm open to ideas, but when he is committing a crime, it is usually with a purpose. So it could be Commission related or trying to stop the end of the world related. Or he could interrupt someone else's crime. ]

natasha romanoff | mcu | ota

[brushpass]

(she makes a great addition to any heist, though there's a strong likelihood she eventually turns on whoever she's heisting with!)