Sexting and Phone Sex

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Spike | BtVS

[idolpire]

[Misfires/dials welcome. Cast/crosscanon good.]

thor ; mcu ; m/f

[hardhugadr]

Misfire

[itswhoyouare]

I'm apparently supposed to tell you that I "want to climb you like a tree"?

Helmut Zemo | MCU

[experienceandpatience]

[yelenabelova]

What would you say if I called you a villain?

I can't stop thinking about your head between my thighs

Lemar Hoskins | MCU | OTA

[lemar]

[captainwalker]

can't sleep

[which naturally means no peace for Lemar.]

Arthur Morgan - Red Dead Redemption II - OTA20+

[unshakencowboah]

hi. hello. Sorry

[thiccest]

Hey. I miss you.

Belgium's too damn far.

Leon Scott Kennedy | RE2 | ota

[rcpd]

Det. Gavin Reed ☁ Detroit: Become Human

[moodies]

( OTA for misfires, m/m for serious. I'm voicetesting but does that even matter with characters like these idk. )

midoriya "deku" izuku | bnha

[almostmight]

baron helmut zemo | mcu

[helmut]

look he looks lonely here

[arachnaism]

so what are you doing?

tim stoker | the magnus archives | ota

[kayaking]

Peter Parker | TASM

[googleconvert]

langa hasegawa | sk8

[dawdled]

...... misfire

[itsallfun]

I know, right? I can never enjoy a popsicle without imagining his dick in my mouth.

He ruined me.

barry allen ( dceu/zsjl )

[toofast]

( feel free to misfire at him tbh )

[redsuit]

I mean, if we were to have sex. Would it be sex or multiverse masturbation?

Anyway, how's your universe going?

Wanda Maximoff | MCU

[evreica]

[ota with f/f preference]

dean winchester | supernatural | m/f

[picksthetunes]

Jessica Hamby | True Blood

[queenishly]

[ota]

Nymeria Sand | GOT/ASOIAF (modern)

[sunlits]

[ota with f/f preference]

jack morrison aka soldier 76 / overwatch / ota

[oldsouldier]

Ilse Neumann | Spring Awakening (modern)

[pirateless]

[ota]

William James Moriarty | Moriarty The Patriot | castmates

[lordofcrime]

Greed | FMA | ota

[wantitall]

ichigo kurosaki | bleach | m/f

[cutupthemoon]

I think this is a misfire of a sort...!

[twinoflight]

I was trying to steer it toward hot and heavy but when I called him a snack he just texted back 'like Paimon?' and hasn't said anything else. Help???

Robb Stark | asoiaf | m/f

[wolfatwar]

Masaomi Kida | Durarara!! | M/F

[generalflirt]

[kyasdaughter]

[ he won't be able to see much in the photo besides her bare knees poking up through the mountain of bubbly foam sitting on top of her bathwater. ]

relaxing finally :p

Chikane Minamiya | Zettai Shoujo Seiiki Amnesian | OTA

[ginormous]