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the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Flint "Sandman" Marko ⏳ Marvel 616

[originalbeachboy]

Flint Marko (40) just a felon who wants to steal you a fistful of diamonds and beat up guys who don't treat you with the proper respect. if you like long walks on the beach im your guy. must like kids.

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(m/f for getting anywhere, but annoying him is OTA.)

[gwenchman]

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I feel like this is probably the quickest way to get sand in areas where sand should stay five million miles away from?

Niles | Fire Emblem: Fates

[baddepthperception]

Niles (23)  I'm a luxury few of you will tolerate

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[sleepyscholar]

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What does it take to tolerate you?

Lan Xichen | The Untamed

[lan_xichen]

Lan (Huan) Xichen 38 Gusu Lan Sect Leader, older brother to Lan Wangji. Talented with hands and can hold my breath a long time.

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Leofard Myste | Final Fantasy XIV | m/m

[redbills]

Leofard Myste (32) Sky Pirate looking for fun. Captain of the Redbills, likes gold, treasure, and excitment. Hit me up if interested

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mimi labelle | original | f/f

[beautifulgirl]

MIMI LABELLE (19) I like people who can make me smile (it isn't that hard, you should try).

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Malcolm Bright | Prodigal Son | OTA

[malcolmbright]

Malcolm Bright (32) NYC. Forensic profiler with no idea how to make a bio. Interests include: psychology, true crime, historical weaponry and parakeets.

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[addiesands]

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You have the most incredible eyes.

Lan Wangji | The Untamed | m/m

[guqin_strings]

Lan (Zhan) Wangji (36) If the face says nothing, listen to the heartbeat.

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Shen Wei | Guardian | M/M

[blackenvoy]

Shen Wei (28) An absolutely normal dedicated human Professor.

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[wearingguess]

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Are you a professor who is both human and dedicated, a professor dedicated to the study of humans, or a professor of humans who is also dedicated?

"dark" | original character | ota

[pyrrhicly]

Dark (18) Grumpy but great abs. Love to play the long game so if you're patient and love a challenge I'm for you! Must have thick skin and love a frown.WHO POSTED THIS HOW DO I DELETE

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[wearingguess]

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Are you still looking to delete?

Horatio Hornblower | Hornblower Saga (modern AU)

[midship]

HORATIO H (34) quisquis amat taliter, volvitur in rota; must love kids, dogs, and highly irregular work schedules

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[addiesands]

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I do love kids, dogs, and highly irregular work schedules. Even if the last one doesn't make the first two easy.

Cruella | Cruella (2021) | spoilers for movie specifics possible

[look_stunning]

Cruella (22) I was born brilliant, born bad, and a little bit mad. Aspiring fashion designer and future icon. Always up for a spot of trouble and then some, darling.

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[berrybloomers]

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anyone with hair like that is already a trendsetting icon! ! ! &hearts

i'm studying fashion too. tell me who your biggest inspiration is

Lyndell Kahl | Original | M/M

[insensed]

Lyndell Kahl (18) Quiet, intense, and sometimes impulsive. Actions speak louder than words. On vacation and needs help in letting off some steam. Not against new experiences, or so he says.

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[wearingguess]

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Is there reason to doubt this openness to new experiences?

Addie Sands | OC | OTA 20+

[addiesands]

Addie Sands (33) Keeping busy doing what I love, but always looking for a little fun. And if it clicks, maybe a little more?

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claude bérubé | original | m/m

[optimisticalities]

Claude Bérubé (26) Tell me one truth and one lie about you and I'll decide for myself which one to believe.

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[nowheretowns]

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i do hope you plan on dancing for me.

Detective Anna Morasca | CSI:NY (OC)

[itswhoyouare]

ANNA MORASCA (41) Detective. 2 cats. Italian. Doing this to get my sister off of my back.

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Mikuni | Jinba | ota

[gadder]

Mikuni (41) A wanderer at heart, with a love of mountain vistas and little-traveled paths. Looking for a fellow traveler for some company along the way. Jinba preferred, but open-minded.

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seto kaiba | yugioh

[neutronblast]

SETO KAIBA (18) I'm richer than you. And cooler than you. And way better than you. That's all you need to know.

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[wearingguess]

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Rey || Star Wars || OTA

[force_sensitive]

Rey (20) Looking to meet new people and have new experiences. Never really had a date before so I thought why not give this a try? I'm athletic, can probably kick your butt. Would love to travel in the future. Maybe you can tell me of places you've visited to break the ice?

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Frasier.

[saladandeggs]

Dr. Frasier Crane (45) Perhaps you recognize me from my radio show.

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[revmeup]

Nobody knows what radio people LOOK like, pal.

Bobby Drake | Marvel 616

[livingpopsicle]

Bobby Drake (32) Some like it hot, but hopefully you like it cold...ice cold!

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[ctrlmute]

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Ice cold like a cold shoulder or
Ice cold like a cool drink of water?

Xavier de Léon Ortega | Original | M/M

[ctrlmute]

XAVI ORTEGA (29) Digital animator/graphic artist. A picture is worth 1k words and I want to know yours. Not much of a talker, but I'm a good listener. Body languages are beautiful.

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Sarah King | Blood Dahlia | OTA

[auferstanden]

Sarah King (23) Likes candles and books, works as a bartender. She's cute and consults for the FBI, say hello!

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Dulcinea Septimus | The Locked Tomb

[heptanary]

Dulcie (27) Hopeless romantic. Necromancer. Loves talking all night and stargazing, not into long walks.

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Basil Hawkins 🎃 One Piece

[strawmanfallacy]

Basil "Magician" Hawkins (31) Tell me your star sign, blood type or send me a picture of your room. I will read out fate in the cards. I hate jokes.

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epel felmier / twisted wonderland / ota

[ipadmini]

Epel Felmier (16) Saving for a magical wheel, studying hard, and getting stronger while I wait for pro magift season to start. Maybe we can watch the championship together? (Yes, that was me in the VDC!)

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[may or may not be up to something; cross-canon/cross-medium friendly!]