notes on the fridge.

[shiftylooks]

NOTES ON THE FRIDGE
You're sharing a space: a home, an office, a Batcave, whatever. But you're busy and your schedules don't quite match up -- but you have plenty of note paper! Time to leave a note (or two)!

instructions:
- comment with your character name & canon in the subject line + if you just want one-on-one interactions (1:1) or you're open to anything (ota)
- in your top level leave a starter note - a shopping list, a reminder, just a comment, whatever you'd like
- others reply to this note!
- you can "edit" notes by copy/pasting them and striking out words, adding doodles, writing over/under, or just add another note!
- if the commenter is ota, jump in on other people's threads! maybe you're all sharing the space as a group or team! please don't jump into threads if they're marked 1:1!
- do you sign the note or leave it anonymous? do you recognise the handwriting?
- have fun!

Comments

Michelle Dreier | ORIGINAL | OTA

[speechwriting]

[ OOC | Info. ]



[ Stuck to a two liter thermos on the kitchen counter, in a nice, easily readable handwriting, there's a note: ]

The contents of this thermos aren't "too-thin coffee", it's tea. Stop pouring it out!

[theodorelasso]

[ Post-it note on top of the other one on the thermos. ]

My mistake! So sorry. Please enjoy these cookies as an apology.

[ There's a smiley face and an arrow pointing to the right, where there's a small box of homemade cookies. ]

arthur fleck | joker | ota

[isntitrich]

[There's a slip of neon pink in the middle of the kitchen floor. It reads:]

do you no a way two to really freak out someone who works at a car dealership? you say 'tell me if you can hear me' then get in the trunk and start screaming

[His writing's barely legible, the words mashed tightly onto the post-it, scribbled so quickly that Arthur didn't give himself the chance to lose his nerve before slapping it haphazardly onto the fridge door as he was heading out for the day. He didn't even pause to make sure it stuck properly.]

Re: arthur fleck | joker | ota

[but_its_cool]

_{[By the time he returns, the note has been found and retrieved, placed on the table. Next to it is another one, written handwriting that is at once neat and a little chaotic. It's a simple response:]}

I don't get it.
-D

[gibecnartne]

Speaking as an entertainer, myself, I think maybe you could use a little practice. But I've actually heard way worse.

- Zatanna

Mina Ashido / My Hero Academia

[pinkxeno]

[ there are two vials inside the fridge and a small note next to them ]

Acid inside. Don't drink, you will die 〣( ºΔº )〣

[oneflower]

[Gah! What a thing to find when all you really wanted was some tea!

Ichika sweats a little in spite of the fridge's obvious cold blowing over her and ends up plopping a note on the outside of the fridge.]

Maybe we should get you a separate mini-fridge for your acid.

[steakknife]

How long will it take for the death sideeffects?

x.x

Arthur Morgan - Red Dead Redemption II

[unshakencowboah]

[In surprisingly nice cursive:]

-Steaks
-Herbs (Oregano & Thyme)
-Smokes
-Carrots
Don't add to unless you provide money!

[thiccest]

[ The note is edited in neat, block letters. ]

-Steaks
-Herbs (Oregano & Thyme)
-Smokes x2
-Carrots
Don't add to unless you provide money!

• Beer
• Bacon
• Orange juice PULP
• Broccoli

Thanks, Arthur. :-)
Should've left you enough but I'll pay you back if it isn't.
Chris

[ Also, Chris has attached money with a magnet on there. It's just good housemate etiquette. ]

Leon Scott Kennedy | RE2 | ota

[rcpd]

[The note is on the fridge, kept there by a sad face magnet. The writing on it looks like it was written by someone having a stroke, someone very intoxicated, or just Leon--]

at the ER

milk was bad

[Of course, the gallon of milk in question is still in the fridge.]

[ridingvalkyrie]

[Next note states simply:]

If the milk got any worse it would have been walking on it's own.

[Also the milk is gone now. You may all thank her later. And an extra bit penned into the corner of her own note.]

Someone buy milk.

Nero | DMC 5

[style_bringer]

[In practiced, perfect cursive.]

*Garbage bags
*Lysol
*Rubbing Alcohol (Lots)
*Bandages (Rolls)
*Cup noodles

The 'Demon Spores' bag isn't a joke. We're keeping them cold until we can get rid of them. Everyone will know if you opened it.

Re: Nero | DMC 5

[craftswoman]

[ In her usual messy scrawl. ]

GOTTA ADD SOME EGGS FOR THE NOODLES
KYRIE'S BEEN ON MY ASS BOUT OUR MEALS
oh we need some cheese too

* got the garbage bags tho, scented this time cuz i was feelin fancy✨ praise me

Urdnot Wrex | Mass Effect | OTA

[thatwasfun]

[The note has a spiky, crabbed handwriting, and the pen punctured the paper in at least three places.]

TO WHOEVER ATE THE LAST OF THE BLAST-OHS

You have 3 days to replace them. I will not ask questions.

Don't make me come find you.

Thirteenth Doctor | Doctor Who | ota

[dashofoutrage]

[ there's a note stained with (maybe) tea taped the TARDIS fridge with messy handwriting scrawled on it. ]

IMPORTANT!!!

NOT MILK IN THE MILK JUG.

DO NOT DRINK OR EAT OR PUT IN TEA!!!

ALSO DO NOT THROW OUT

[ inside the fridge is a completely normal and innocent-looking jug of store-brand milk that isn't even past its expiration date. ]

[fantabulousandwich]

[The next time the Doctor opens the fridge, someone has glued big plastic googly eyes to the front of the milk jug. Underneath, drawn in sharpie, is a fierce looking mustache and a snarling mouth. Across the top, over the word 'milk,' someone has written 'Harold.' The doctor's note has also been edited, each 'milk' crossed out and 'Harold' written above it.

There's also a new note on the fridge.]

HAROLD DEMANDS COOKIES BISCUITS

CHOCOLATE ONES

LEAVE THEM IN THE FRIDGE

HE WILL EAT THEM

[A harmless prank? Or has whatever is in the jug achieved sentience of a level that can create a telepathic control over carbon based life forms?]

Remilia Scarlet (aged up) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

The human type-B blood is for me. Don't touch it.

[ That's some really pretentiously fancy writing there... ]

Michael Afton | Five Nights at Freddy's

[aftonsrobotics]

[Taped to the fridge in a scrawled hand - there's a strange smudge of something on it.]

Please don't eat the pizza in the Freddy Fazbear's box that's my breakfast, lunch, and dinner thank

[There is, a very large pizza box with the familiar smiling bear logo but it looks to be a few days old.]

Jon Sims | The Magnus Archives

[thecompulsion]

[Taped to the fridge on a "From the Desk of the Archivist: Magnus Institute" note with a painfully detailed painfully small script]

I know who is taking my panini sandwiches every day at lunchtime. I want you to come forward or I'll alert the authorities.

Not about the sandwich.

The other things you've done.

[efinita]

[ There's a greasy smear of something - hm, yoghurt mayo, perhaps? - on the note in its place, later. ]

You tell, I tell, and this whole ship sinks.

;)

2b | nier automata

[blackboxes]

[ in the crispest, neatest possible handwriting: ]

Don't eat the strawberry jam.

Unless you're going to buy more.

- 2B

[ the name added almost as an afterthought. she's not sure why it matters, but whatever. ]


( ooc: voicetesting and I would really enjoy crosscanon for this one, tbh, although I won't say no to castmates. )

Re: 2b | nier automata

[crystalbetrayed]

[ Hen's writing is in barely legible chicken scratch, but her note is tucked under a package of croissants. ]

Wouldn't dream of it.

Got you some croissants to go with the jam.

- Hen.

[mcduck]

[ Scrooge doesn't share a space with you, he just invited himself to dinner the day before. By the time you wake up, he's gone and there's a note on the fridge. ]

You still owe me $2.31. With interests, it piles up to $2.87.

I will take work as payment. Come to the money bin and start cleaning up my coins. At a rate of $0.05 per hour, you will be done in roughly 58 hours.

-- Scrooge

[dduck]

[ An angrily scrawled letter hand-delivered to the money bin. ]

Room and board was $3. Consider us even, you miserable old git.

-- D

balthier | ffxii

[characteractor]

[ Written clearly and neatly on a torn bit of parchment, fastened to an open panel aboard the Strahl: ]

TOUCH THIS WIRE AT YOUR PERIL

[petitepistol]

[uuuuuHHHH to her credit she didn't see the note before she brushed the wire by accident-- the power flickers]

....WHAT IF HYPOTHETICALLY SOMEONE WHO IS NOT ME DID??

Basil Hawkins 🎃 One Piece

[strawmanfallacy]

When the time comes, turn left. Turning right has a 73% chance of losing your pants.

[ He leaves little fortunes like this everywhere. ]

Enta Jinnai | Sarazanmai | M/M

[goldenhalf]

[There's a small yellowish orange post it note on top of a heart-shaped box of assorted chocolates]

-This is the fourth box of chocolates i've had to shop for. These are for someone SPECIAL TO ME, not for you, not for sis, not for Grandma, and certainly not for any of you guys from school or the Soccer team. If there is just one missing chocolate from this box by the time I go over to see him, whoever is stealing it is dead. I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS A GUN.

-Enta

Sarah Wilson | Falcon and the Winter Soldier | OTA

[fishybusiness]

Blue = Food Pantry
Orange = Boys
Red = Free for all
If I catch you eating the food that's going to donation or the boys' lunches again I will come after you with anchor and I know what to do with the body..

[hollowvengeance]

[A typed reply is paperclipped to the previous.]

To the person leaving the notes on the communal fridge:

I apologize for the inconvenience. Please be aware that I am blind and thus will generally not notice messages or color-coding without someone else bringing them to my attention. If you would be so kind as to leave the anchor at home, I'd be glad to meet with you to try to find an alternative solution and possibly recompense for the food I've unknowingly pilfered.

-Tousen Kaname

Number Five | The Umbrella Academy | OTA

[oldmanfive]

[ The following note has been posted to a very specific cabinet in the kitchen. ]

Whoever the asshole is that keeps drinking all my coffee and not replacing it. You must really have a death wish. If you don't stop taking shit from my personal cabinet, I am going to break your fucking kneecaps!

--Five

sophie hatter | howl's moving castle

[brimming]

In need of a skeleton.

[A few minutes later an amendment appears in the same handwriting but different colored ink.]

Just the bones.

[In case someone just...wants to leave a body or something.]

Jester Lavorre // Critical Role

[littlesapphire]

((OOC: Could be modern AU, could be canon, whichever you prefer. Fully caught up through the finale.))

[Jester has tacked a note to your door.]

Going Shopping!!

Add to list here:

[And beneath that, another note, this one labeled 'Shopping List,' margins filled with her characteristic doodles - hamster unicorns, lollipops, smiling tusktooth faces, and of course many, many dicks.]

- Donuts!!!
- Bear claws (w/ cinnamon!)
- Probably paper & ink???
- Paint (blue & green)