Blind Date

[funandcutememes]

The BLIND DATE Meme

The Blind Date meme. Pretty self-explanatory. No matter how awkward and unexpected they might be, there is always something exciting about them. Who is your company for the evening going to be? Will it be a person of your innermost dreams or someone you absolutely can't stand? And most importantly...
 

How are you going to handle it?

What do:
1. Post with your character! They're now in the middle of a blind date.
2. Comment to each other! When you do that...
3. Go to Random.org and roll a single die!

1.

First date

-- You've never been out on a date before, so someone's decided to give you a helping hand.
2.

On the rebound

-- You're recovering from a painful breakup, but your friends/family think they found a great person for you anyway.
3.

Not strangers at all

-- Someone thought you didn't know your date. Turns out you know them from somewhere.
4.

Hideously awkward

-- Hey wait, that's your ex/boss/doctor/distant family member! Or, even worse, it's that person you absolutely despise. This will go well!
5.

Existing partner

-- You two are just acting like strangers to spice up your love life.
6.

Future spouse

-- Unfortunately, you have to have an arranged marriage. Fortunately, you get to meet that special someone for a date beforehand. How will the night go?
7. ...or, instead of rolling, come up with your own scenario!

4. Play out the date. This meme can be completely fluffy, smutty, or hilarious. If you don't want smut, you can put that in your subject. It doesn't even have to be romantic.

Comments

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | ota (21+)

[plightful]

Sir Crocodile 🐊One Piece | OTA

[sunaofabitch]

Wolfgang Mozart | Amadeus / History | OTA

[18th_century_rockstar]

Thirteenth Doctor | Doctor Who | ota

[dashofoutrage]

[ there is a 57% chance that she has no idea she's there for a date, a 40% chance she knows but is trying to investigate some alien nonsense, and a 3% chance that one (or more) of her friends have bullied her into this. ]

2

[janee]

Janie really wasn’t ready to date again, especially not blind dates. But here she was.

She was sure if she was just her normal awkward self, the whole thing might last five minutes and then everyone would leave her alone about moving on. She wasn’t even sure why her friends wanted her to date. Janie would outlive everyone, or disappear somewherewhen and be unable to get back. Or the world would keep going without her.

“...Oh! You’re- I wasn’t expecting you. Not that you aren’t pretty, you’re just girl shaped and I think I requested boy shaped. Not that it matters. I mean it’s just a normal thing right? But this totally isn’t a rejection, I swear. You’re very pretty. But I mean you might not be so I should have just asked your pronouns. Hi I am Janie, I go by she/her. Those are my pronouns. Not that it matters again. I think I’ve messed this all up. I’m sorry”

Zack Fair // Final Fantasy VII // OTA 18+

[gongagahero]

April O'Neil | TMNT | M/F

[onthenews]

(ooc | 21+ F/F open for confusion that turns into friendship )

Alexandra Udinov | Nikita | M/F

[myfight]

(ooc | 18+. F/F open for confusion that turns into friendship. )

Molly Hooper | BBC Sherlock | OTA

[wealldosillythings]

[Option 2 seems the most likely for her given her not-great track record, but open to options 3 thru 7 as well.

Molly's a cheerful and friendly (though occasionally awkward) pathologist from London. She works with dead bodies a lot, which you can imagine is not the easiest thing to talk about with strangers on a date.

Loves cats, Christmas, a good mystery, and tends to critique movies with inaccurate blood spatter (so maybe avoid horror movies for that reason?)

Update: Fluff and hilarity are loved! Open to smut but maybe PM to discuss.]

Mikey | Resident Evi: Extinction | M/M

[convoyed]

[ No underage please. ]

Charlie Prince | OC | M/F

[brandnewchance]

[ooc: Open to M/M, but let's discuss first.]

Sakura Matou | Fate/Stay Night

[darkura]

1 (Hope this works for you and do forgive the length!)

[beautiful_carnivore]

[To think such a rare opportunity as this would arise. To influence this timeline among all others had been an ardent wish of his master, the Alien God. And so when the chance at last appeared, she sent Douman down into the world of the Fuyuki Grail War of 2004. Who else would be better for the job than then he, the dark onmyoji that lived and breathed malice to befriend she who would give birth to All the Evils in the World as the Servant to be summoned by her foolish grandfather?

And oh, how things gone smoothly since then... For Douman knew the feelings of resentment and hatred that grew in the heart of Sakura Matou all too well. He found them beautiful and her even more so as she gave into them. He acted as confident and advisor to her in a devil on the shoulder sort of way about her desires about that Emiya boy, saying he could help make him hers forever if she'd let him, all the while easily sweeping the other Servants off the board and feeding them to the shadow that was both her and Angra Mainyu.

Then after Sakura's awaking, The Alter Ego would prove his true allegiance to her by obliterating her tormenter down to the last insect before her eyes. He told her of the great power that had sent him and how it wanted her to win and take revenge on the world that made her suffer so greatly and never tried to saved her. That he even perhaps had fallen in love with her...

Maybe that is why he taking out her on a date now. Her precious senpai never had done so. Perhaps this was the chance that Douman needed to surpass him in her affections.]

Oh my most fair and lovely Mistress. Nnnnnn. Tell me where you wish to go and it will be done. With my magics enhanced by my great patron, the vastness of time and space is opened to you. It can be your playground too if you wish. Just say the word. My humble self will give the utmost for your happiness.

Caleb Widogast | Critical Role

[transmutational]

( caught up to current! )

Haruka Sawamura | Yakuza (series)

[idol_dreams]

[ Open for most of the options, open to discussion - maybe a fan won a one-night date with the idol ^^ m/f only obvs ]

Hela | MCU | f/m

[helapowerful]

( ideally an AU where she makes it to Earth with diminished powers )

Basil Hawkins 🎃 One Piece

[strawmanfallacy]

[ When his date arrives, Hawkins is already at the bar. Balancing Tarot cards on the tips of strands of straw, one by one. As they enter earshot, he speaks in a grim monotone without turning around. ]

The probability of a successful date is... 50%.

elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

[ modern au, coming off a very public divorce, this was not her idea. ]

mary mason | american mary

[modificatio]

( ooc: ota m/f, f/f previous cr. she isn't sure about this tbh but really wants to feel a connection to someone, anyone. )

yugi mutou | yu-gi-oh!

[thekingofgames]

( Open to everything but 6! )

stephanie rogers | 63 mcu

[thelibertybelle]

Harley Quinn | DCEU

[revmeup]

[ Whoever set you up with this disaster did you no favors. ]

Malcolm Bright | Prodigal Son | M/F

[prodigalmess]

[ His mother set this up. ]

Joan Watson | Elementary

[formersurgeon]

5 (if this works for you!)

[stark_spangled]

As the restaurant door closes behind him, he wipes his palms on the back of his jeans and does his best not to look nervous.

(His best is not up to snuff for the keen observer.)

He has never been great at this whole dating thing, not even when he has an advantage. So even as he stands there looking hopelessly charming, hair wind-blown from the bike ride over and brown leather jacket sitting on proud shoulders, his smile is shy -- almost uncertain -- as he makes eye contact with the woman a few tables down.

"Dr. Watson?" he asks, once he has approached and extended his hand.

Edrisa Tanaka 💀 Prodigal Son

[kamasutures]

miranda lawson — mass effect

[flawson]

Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA

[wherehopegoes]