I'll put some Force in you.

[isockenstein]

Star Sex...Sex Wars? Whatever, it's a smutty Star Wars AU meme "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..." And cue the text crawl. Only this time, there's some small print involved. You know the story - rebellions, evil empires, politics, and a mystic harmony called the Force that gives power to those who train in its arts. But what if the tale skewed much more...carnal? Trade and peace talks are sealed with copulation, alien species want to interbreed throughout the star systems, the Empire desires complete sexual domination. As for the Force, those who follow its ways - the Jedi knights - search for physical enlightenment as well as the mental variety. tl;dr it's a Star Wars AU, but with sex. A lot of sex. A lot of a lot of sex. Don't read too much into it. Have fun, be as serious or as silly as you want. HOW TO PLAY Comment with your character info, prefs, kinks, whatever you want to include. IDK it's your life. Reply to others, use the RNG to get prompts. Or not. Thread. PROMPTS Cantina Girl/Guy: You just work at one of the multiple dives around the galaxy. Let's hope you get decent tips for all those times people squeeze your ass. Prince/ss: Royalty is in your blood, but that just means you have more duties to your people. Don't get too haughty, or a peasant might put you in your place! Smuggler: For your ship making the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, you'll take only one specific type of payment. Jedi Knight: The Force is with you...and the extra libido that comes with being a Force user is along for the ride, too. Bodyguard: As a Jedi, you've been put in charge of protecting someone very important. Better guard every part of their body throughly. Training: The only way to learn to wield the Force is with a partner. Forbidden Knight/Padawan Love: Under Jedi code, there's only one taboo when it comes to sex: padawans and their masters are not to engage in it. You've broken that taboo, shattered it into a million pieces. Last Night on...Earth?: The two of you are about to go out on what will be a suicide mission, so it's only natural you don't want to spend the night alone. Dark and Light: One of you fights for good, the other for evil. You're both dyed in the wool and dedicated, but that's not to say you don't find common ground. Battle: Lightsaber battles between rivals can get pretty intense. Slave: Whether you belong to a giant slug alien or someone more humanoid, you were the chains. Toy of the Empire: The bad guys have caught you. Torture isn't all that you must go through. Stormtrooper: What's going on under all that armor? Wait, you're a girl? Powerful Evil: You're higher up on the food chain than your average Stormtrooper, meaning you get to freely indulge in all those dark desires. Spoils of War: A captured rebel? An important bargaining piece of upper empire management? Perhaps even a refugee from a destroyed planet? Regardless of who you are, you're now at someone's mercy. Peace Treaty: After longwinded discussions, it's time to sign the treaty between two worlds and put their conflicts to bed. Literally. Planetary Goodwill: You've been sent out to a planet to engage its people, discover its resources, or convince the government to join the Rebellion/Empire. As such, your body is the ultimate key to diplomacy. Xenophilia: Not all lovers look human. Sex in the Cockpit: That is not a proper technique for piloting an X-Wing! Built for Pleasure: Droids have many purposes, yet they're all built to serve. A Bounty on Me?: Uh-oh, you've become a lucrative target for bounty hunters! Can you offer up something thats worth more than money to save your hide? Victory: Your cause is victorious! Time to step up to the stage, get your medal, and screw the princess senseless in front of hundreds of people.

Comments

Rey || Star Wars || OTA

[force_sensitive]

[Needed to jump into this meme at the speed of light! Kinks and preferences are in Rey's journal. Open to pretty much all prompts for canon settings or AUs.]

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[beeping_flyboi]

"It doesn't have to be you," Poe was trying to be a gentleman. It was more than many would in this position. The status of General-in-Victory pretty much guaranteed him the right to demand whatever he wanted to take. Some would call him soft, but he liked to think it was showing empathy, which had a place in leadership.

"But it does have to be someone, and it has to be now. It's a morale boosting tradition."

Nothing boosted morale better than a live demonstration to the troops and allies, given by their General. Not the spoils of war, but the very thing they were fighting to defend: Their right to love and be free.

"I can ask Rose or Zorii."

Poe Dameron // Star Wars // OTA

[beeping_flyboi]

[Obviously, need to drop this boi in here... Surely everyone wants a bit of this ass. I mean, this juicy peach here. Not convinced? Let's get the macrobinoculars for a close up view....]

[spider_m4n]

luke skywalker ( star wars )

[xwing]

[ m/m, any canon point up through the mandalorian. ]

[nerf_smuggler]

[Would you like a hand from Han, Luke?]

revan ( star wars )

[warcried]

[ m/m ]

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

[beeping_flyboi]

[Up for some smutty times with Poe?]

bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

Leia Organa | Star Wars | OTA

[youre_my_only_hope]

[Open to all, cross-canon or AUs. Just don't give her that goddamn bikini again or she'll choke a Hutt. ;P]

[onewithwater]

(OoC: Hmm, can’t choose between Training, Battle or maybe Toy of the Empire...)

rose tico || star wars || ota

[what_we_love]

Anakin Skywalker | Star Wars | OTA

[chosen_1]

Han Solo // Star Wars // OTA

[nerf_smuggler]

Luke Skywalker // Star Wars // ota

[sickofbluemilk]

[Literally made this muse for a lewd one-shot and he insisted on becoming a fully fledge RP muse... Lets get back to his smutty roots...]

Obi Wan Kenobi // Star Wars // OTA

[smarter_than_sith]

Lord Vyllic | Star Wars OC | OTA

[confusedhunger]

[Can play from SWTOR timeline or movie timeline. Character is a KOTOR-era dark Jedi and trained Sith assassin who spent a large amount of time under imperfect hibernation while in Republic custody and has memory issues as a result. CW for his posts in this prompt. Any smut will be evil and horror flavored and quite possibly might involve someone trying to stay alive against him at some point. We can discuss.]

Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA

[wherehopegoes]

Cassia Andor | Rogue One | OTA

[yo_me_rezo]

Essa Erso-Andor | Rogue One OC | OTA

[theresalways_hope]

Padme Amidala | Star Wars | OTA

[no_applause]

[chosen_1]

[Would you be up to try something with Anakin here?]

Cassian Andor | Rogue One | OTA

[in_this_fight]

Rey | Star Wars | OTA

[thesefirststeps]

[spider_m4n]

[Hey! <3 Would you like to try an AU for these silly kids?]

Ben Solo | Star Wars | OTA

[neverreallygone]