Well, er, Dean, you should probably know they'll test you for substances if you make it on. Alas. I was mostly kidding but I worry about you. You know. Still out there doing the family business?
[OOC: Dr J. Fairlight Gracen knows a Dean very well. This was my friend Aleksei's Dean, of course, not yours, which will be hilarious, because they knew each other 'intimately', in their teens, although Fairlight is taken and A Doctor Now.]
You say that like I'm gonna be in one place long enough for them to check in with me. [He's looking puzzeledly at his phone, though, seeing as he doesn't recognize the number.] ...And my answer may or may not depend on who's asking, 'worried' unknown number dude.
[[OOC: Is all good! The misunderstanding will be hilarious when it gets there XD]]
Dean, this is Fairlight. I know we don't talk that often but I don't think I got a new phone THAT recently. You okay dude?
You went to my school for a couple of months when we were teenagers. Your dad freaked out when he found out there was a fire in my bedroom when I was a baby, even though my mom is just fine. I went to Stanford and I used to keep an eye on Sam for you, but then Jess and everything?
Don't tell me you forgot me after all that hassle with--
WAIT.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO YOU HAVE DEAN'S PHONE AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU FUCKERS THINK YOU CAN MAKE ME SPILL.
[now that? That is some alarming information. If it's true. This could all be some twisted plot for something. Suspicious by nature, he's thinking that latter for now. Sure, he'd text you first but he was also pretty sure that he just typed the number he was trying for wrong. He'd drunk a lot, to be fair. He goes back to his contacts, and nope, definitely not familiar. But he also definitely knows way too much. Something is going on here.]
I know know who the fuck you are 'Fairlight', but this sounds like something we need to hash out in person. Neither one of us is going to believe the other without seeing each other, if you know enough about enough to be suspicious. Which it sounds like you do. Choose a place, we'll meet. I am actually Dean and it sounds like you have some hella interesting things to say.
I'm in Washington. Not DC, the Pacific Northwest. How far away are you? I can get to wherever you need me too but I'm going to be telling my husband where I'm going and we're going to be checking in. Regularly.
I'm coming in warded. I'm not an idiot. I'm not as good as you, it was never my full time job but.
[He stares at that last statement. Well, clearly you are otherwise you don't break your element of surprise by telling him you're coming in warded. He doesn't counter that, though. He also knows his current shack is warded all to hell, he's been working three days straight without a break, and he's both tired and grumpy.]
Not that far. Boyd got active. Can wrap it up in the time it takes you to get to Oregon.
[co-ordinates come through, a farmhouse he'd set up as a safe house away from the town enough that he would be able to snatch small amounts of rest and food away from the ghosts, although sleep had definitely still alluded him. He knew it would be as near-impenetrable as he could make it from ghosts and demons. It was a a lack of sleep and exhaustion that had actually prompted the wrong number slip, meaning to text Sam back, rather than alcohol and now he was in a whole mess because he'd decided to run with it and amuse himself on a rest break to get some downtime. Mark or not, he was still human and this seemed like a good reason to actually get a nap, or try his best, before finishing up this godforsaken town. He may actually just burn it to the ground at this point. It's seems easier. Eh, he'll decide in a few hours.]
Fairlight would be terribly amused to hear that Dean thought him an amateur for telling him something that anyone with half a lick of sense would expect to be true anyway, but that was okay. Jim was going to be working late that night anyway so he sent him a text and told him there was something weird going on with Dean and he was worried about it.
Of course Jim wouldn't be thrilled about that, but they had been together since 2009, it wasn't like Fairlight was going to go back to seeing some guy that he'd dated in high school.
[Now here's the $20K question: do they actually meet since they're not in the same universe? Do they end up in the nexus? what happens? and will Jim be following (that seems likely knowing Jim lol)]
Dean? There is no house here. I'm in the middle of the woods. Starting to worry, this is awfully close to where they say Gravity Falls used to be...
I know you don't like Jim, but if you're in a mess he can get you out of, please don't hesitate to tell us ok? I will always love you, even if not in the same way I did when I was 15.
I brought pie...fresh peaches, Jack Daniels, five-spice powder, and as much butter as the flour could hold...
[He doesn't make it as far as reading about the pie; he's noped out after reading that cracker about still loving him. Whatever the hell is happening here, he's too tired for this level of weirdness.]
And we're done here.
[[OOC: NEXUS-based continuation thread. If Jim is joining in, I'll add his SN to the participants as soon as I got it ^_^ up to you whether he's found in bar or in apartment morning after so he's less grumps xD]]
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Wrong. If you can find your way home, you haven't drunk nearly enough.
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And reset all these years of hard work and tolerance building? Pretty sure at this point my liver is what's keeping the poisoning at bay.
[okay, so he might just be trolling at this point. As possibly proved by a second text coming through quickly]
Okay, actually we should do that, nights out will cost half as much as they do now.
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[OOC: Dr J. Fairlight Gracen knows a Dean very well. This was my friend Aleksei's Dean, of course, not yours, which will be hilarious, because they knew each other 'intimately', in their teens, although Fairlight is taken and A Doctor Now.]
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[[OOC: Is all good! The misunderstanding will be hilarious when it gets there XD]]
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You went to my school for a couple of months when we were teenagers. Your dad freaked out when he found out there was a fire in my bedroom when I was a baby, even though my mom is just fine. I went to Stanford and I used to keep an eye on Sam for you, but then Jess and everything?
Don't tell me you forgot me after all that hassle with--
WAIT.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO YOU HAVE DEAN'S PHONE AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU FUCKERS THINK YOU CAN MAKE ME SPILL.
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I know know who the fuck you are 'Fairlight', but this sounds like something we need to hash out in person. Neither one of us is going to believe the other without seeing each other, if you know enough about enough to be suspicious. Which it sounds like you do. Choose a place, we'll meet. I am actually Dean and it sounds like you have some hella interesting things to say.
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I'm coming in warded. I'm not an idiot. I'm not as good as you, it was never my full time job but.
I'm not an idiot.
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Not that far. Boyd got active. Can wrap it up in the time it takes you to get to Oregon.
[co-ordinates come through, a farmhouse he'd set up as a safe house away from the town enough that he would be able to snatch small amounts of rest and food away from the ghosts, although sleep had definitely still alluded him. He knew it would be as near-impenetrable as he could make it from ghosts and demons. It was a a lack of sleep and exhaustion that had actually prompted the wrong number slip, meaning to text Sam back, rather than alcohol and now he was in a whole mess because he'd decided to run with it and amuse himself on a rest break to get some downtime. Mark or not, he was still human and this seemed like a good reason to actually get a nap, or try his best, before finishing up this godforsaken town. He may actually just burn it to the ground at this point. It's seems easier. Eh, he'll decide in a few hours.]
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Fairlight would be terribly amused to hear that Dean thought him an amateur for telling him something that anyone with half a lick of sense would expect to be true anyway, but that was okay. Jim was going to be working late that night anyway so he sent him a text and told him there was something weird going on with Dean and he was worried about it.
Of course Jim wouldn't be thrilled about that, but they had been together since 2009, it wasn't like Fairlight was going to go back to seeing some guy that he'd dated in high school.
[Now here's the $20K question: do they actually meet since they're not in the same universe? Do they end up in the nexus? what happens? and will Jim be following (that seems likely knowing Jim lol)]
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I know you don't like Jim, but if you're in a mess he can get you out of, please don't hesitate to tell us ok? I will always love you, even if not in the same way I did when I was 15.
I brought pie...fresh peaches, Jack Daniels, five-spice powder, and as much butter as the flour could hold...
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And we're done here.
[[OOC: NEXUS-based continuation thread. If Jim is joining in, I'll add his SN to the participants as soon as I got it ^_^ up to you whether he's found in bar or in apartment morning after so he's less grumps xD]]