We’re a match!

[marajaded]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Kishin Asura ΦΦΦ Soul Eater

[strongestcoward]

KISHIN ASURA (???) I eat people. Swipe right if you want to eat people too.

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[saudadist]

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Okay but what's your favorite type of person to eat?

celeste martin | original | f/f

[artificialnocturne]

CELESTE MARTIN (21) in french, we call orgasms "the little death". looks like i'm a killer by nature. got two choices in life, dancing or eating. i do a bit of both. tell me which one you'd rather i do with you.

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Prince Xie/Scorpion | Word of Honor

[thescorpionking]

Prince Xie/Scorpion (~28) The Scorpion King and foster son of Zhao Jing. Superb assassin and skilled at performing on the pipa.

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Remilia Scarlet (adult) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

Remilia Scarlet (>21) I may be rich, but you don't need to be to have a night with me. I promise it'll be memorable.

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(corpo) v | cyberpunk 2077

[tothis]

V ( 27 ) i've got a headache and his name is johnny silverhand. 2 for 1 package deal. scavs swipe left

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Sylvan | The Shop of Magician Sylvan | M/M

[magicalvoice]

SYLVAN (OLD ENOUGH) I run a shop most days and tend to work after-hours as well. Not outright looking for anything serious, but if it happens to go that way, that's fine.

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jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

[Someone may be trying to troll said small, angry menace.]

Jyn Erso (22) small, angry menace. rebellions are built on hope.

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Bai Lin | Original! | ota

[fistsofchange]

Bai Lin (24) Wandering doer of good deeds looking for diversions. Must enjoy enthusiasm.

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cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

[Some droid has taken it upon himself to set this up.]

Cassian Andor (26) Collector of jackets. Travels often. Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

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rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

Rey (20) just trying to find where i belong.

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Akane Kowata | Flying Witch | OTA

[jetsetwitch]

Akane Kowata (21) Witch, world traveler, and professional party girl. HMU if you want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions some time!

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[self_forging]

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You look like you're having a good time there. You more into sexy mistakes or falling off of things and being arrested mistakes?

ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

[Someone may or may not be trolling him ... ]

Ben Solo (30) gentle. understanding. tall.

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[doublebarrelled]

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Just how 'gentle' are you? I could do with some gentle.

[ Poor guy. This has gotta be a set up. What self respecting man puts something like that on his dating profile? Is Dean trolling to make this even more uncomfortable? He would never! ]

bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

[Some droid somewhere is most certainly patting his own back over this.]

Bodhi Rook (25) I'm the pilot.

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rose tico || star wars || ota

[what_we_love]

Rose Tico (24) It may sound cliche, but I love to learn - so tell me something interesting.

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[hippodromes]

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We have the same name.

Elena Fisher | Uncharted | ota

[hard_mode]

Elena Fisher (26) Looking for adventure? Here's the story, skilled sleuth and fearless globetrotting gal is looking for a partner to see the world. Must be able to keep up with her! Tall a plus. Where you start is just the beginning, it's all about where you're headed.

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Christian Troy | Nip/Tuck | m/f

[drdick]

Dr. Christian Troy (42) Plastic surgeon at McNamara/Troy (yes, it's my practice). Already a father, but I can be your Daddy. Tell me what you don't like about yourself. Or better yet, what you would like me to do to you.

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Mifuyu Azusa | Magia Record | F/F (OTA for Gen tho)

[disillusioneddreamer]

Mifuyu Azusa (20) Pharmacy student by day; magical girl by night. Former cult member.

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Lucy | Elfen Lied

[saudadist]

"Lucy" (18) Swipe right if you liked the movie "Split." Swipe left if you don't like dogs or other animals. This is non-negotiable.

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[hagiri]

[ This may be his first intentional swipe. ]

Haven't seen that.

[ But swiping left would be a lie too. ]

Is it that good?

Cheetara [] Thundercats 85 [] F/M

[theswift]

Cheetara (28) A real fast mover, no time to just take things slow. Life is more fun with the wind in your hair and the ground flying under your feet! Think you can keep up?

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[lordofthethundercats]

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I’d try to keep up with you.

Titus Alexius / Magi / OTA

[wearingguess]

Titus Alexius (18, 5, or 271) (depending on how you count) High priest of Reim, co-guardian of one, master of composite and defensive magic, fat ass. My enthusiasm never fails: let us "hook up"!

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elsa | once upon a time | m/f

[glacie]

ELSA (25) I'm not bossy, I'm the Queen.

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[doublebarrelled]

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[ Careful, Dean. You'll crash the app if you keep on ticking. Once is enough. She gets the idea. ]

Hi there, your majesty. Are you looking for new land to conquer?

[ Because Dean will happily be that land. Please let him be that land. ]

Sam Winchester l Supernatural l ota

[notarambler]

Sam Winchester (42) Self employed, 6.4, my brother is making me do this...Chuck knows why

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[doublebarrelled]

Yeah, you're not gonna score chicks with that dull profile. You should have let me write it.

Poe Dameron l Star Wars l ota

[bb8sdaddy]

Poe Dameron (27) Pilot, general, decent all around guy looking for a good time without strings if possible since my life is a bit busy these days.

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M'ahina Molkoh | FFXIV OC | OTA

[sunseeker]

M'ahina Molkoh (20) Always looking for more adventure!

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Faith Lehane // BtVS (F/M)

[faiththatfuelsu]

Faith Lehane (28) No drama, no strings, no problems.

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[doublebarrelled]

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OH HELL YEAH. You look like all kinds of trouble. The good kind though. The kind I wanna get into.

[ Coming on a little strong there. But it's late and he's on his Xth (who knows?) shot. ]