i have a type.

[grinded]

i have a type: the meme

How to play:

• Post with your character.
• Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
  
• This is shown to EVERYBODY.
  
• Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
  
• Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.

Comments

Molly Hooper | BBC Sherlock | OTA

[wealldosillythings]

[Apparently it's brilliant, dark, and handsome sociopaths]

OOC: Make me laugh

Connor Stern | DBH (Human AU) | M/M preference

[sentbydpd]

[Either unwise flings with people that work better as friends, or older men that think it comes down to daddy issues when it really doesn't.]

[thechancellor]

Well, if the fling is already unwise, then the reasoning behind it hardly matters, does it?

[Granted, all but the most fleeting interactions with Ardyn are unwise. Not that strangers know as much.]

han joon-gi | yakuza 7 | ota 20+

[boywife]

I don't have a type. That seems rather shallow, doesn't it--

[Sorry buddy, there's no escaping the meme magic that now proclaims: Anyone that feels like home to be around.]

Flint "Sandman" Marko ⏳ Marvel 616

[originalbeachboy]

I like tough women who know what they want and ain't afraid to push me around. The kinda dame you gotta treat right or they'll stomp you flat.

If they got meat on their bones, that's a bonus.

Justin Martingale | OC

[unluckyagent]

I like a girl who's sweet, but is actually much stronger than she appears.

Juno Steel | The Penumbra Podcast | ota

[disasterdetective]

Men and women who look like they could and would do me harm.

[qualite]

Not a fan of self-preservation? That appears to be a running trend...

[ He could see why of course. It was something humans were always drawn to--the allure of danger. There was also their little habit of trying to 'fix' people to consider. The butler had seen it many times in his long life. ]

[disasterdetective]

Yeah well, what can I say? We've all got flaws, pal.

[His just... happens to be a long history of not caring what happened to him and actively seeking out danger and death.]

And anyway, I'm sure you've got your own as well.

[qualite]

Of course! No man is without his vices.

[ Unless, of course, they were a demon and not a mere mortal. Yet Sebastian was an incredibly picky, so he certainly had his preferences. Though the comment does earn a picture perfect smile on his carefully picked features. ]

I, for one, insist on helping poor, unfortunate souls.

[ And eating them after. ]

reki kyan | sk8 the infinity | ota

[rekd]

I'll take a spacey, oblivious psycho genius with a banging body and a formidable appetite.

Bonus points for blue hair because, y'know, the aesthetics.

how oblivious can i make him

[langalanga]

I don't know anyone with blue hair.

perfectly oblivious

[rekd]

Damn. Worth a shot.

awesome i'll make it worse from here on out

[langalanga]

. . .

[Ping. Bingo!]

ADAM?

[eveseeking]

Spacey and oblivious? If someone didn't know better, they might think you're looking to take advantage.

[rekd]

Excuse you, sir.

[eveseeking]

It sounds suspicious, that's all.

Am I wrong?

Hasegawa Langa | Sk8 | OTA

[langalanga]

Someone who is fun and exciting! Who makes my heart race. Who screams my name and makes me feel that my heart exists.

Charles F. Offdensen ⚙️ Metalocalypse ⚙️ m/m for shipping

[dead_man]

[Death metal vocalists with dad bods, apparently.]

Hapi | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[sighsqueen]

I want someone warm and sweet. Someone with layers to them. Of pastry. And a flaky golden crust. And a jam filling. Topped with sugar.

[sleepyscholar]

I'll have what you're having.

Sakusa Kiyoomi | Haikyuu!

[oitachi]

[Crosses arms. Furrows brows. Gears are turning in his head...

And finally:]

...Clean.

[pyonpyon]

Bathing is pretty basic, right~? But nothing's wrong with having simple taste.

[oitachi]

You'd be surprised at how many people can't even follow the basics.

Maria Hill | MCU | F/M (30+)

[standardprocedure]

[Will never, ever, even under pain of torture admit that she totally has a thing for super soldiers with great asses.]