bakerstreet | Phone sex and sexting

[Misfires and intentional all good. Cast/crosscanon/dceu/mcu all good. (No Kilgraves)]

[Show only. Intentional and misfires are welcome.]

Did you feel that?

[ why, yes, wanda's going to magically slap his butt from a distance. ]

[He's not very good at this lol Modern AU]

[ Voicetesting. Running him via the show as I am only book 1 compliant. Misfires are welcome. ]

I can't sleep.

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do you mind cross-canon?

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I don't mind at all <3

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[ota with f/f preference]

You spoiled me so, so bad yesterday. And then let me fall asleep without returning the favor at all. I hope you plan to be super demanding tonight.

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[f/f]

You know, Batwoman made out with me last night. I think that mysterious stranger might be trying to steal your girlfriend.

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[f/f]

[ show & book familiar. i'm good with either, or a mishmash of both! please let me know if you have any preferences. ]

[ m/f and f/f. assumed cr preferred. ]

[ assumed cr preferred. would love misfires! mark for tfatws spoilers. ]

So the guy I left the club with managed to get his before I even got my pants off and I didn't stock up on batteries. This is what I get for not patrolling, isn't it?

omg how did you know i was secretly wishing for bucky/faith cr

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It was the luckiest of guesses :)

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i'm glad my cat is not the only loveable asshole!

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Nope, there are definitely a couple that live here at my house.

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don't let them hear you say it's your house — what's yours is theirs and what's theirs is theirs!

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My clothes, bed, BRUSH.. yeah, they let me know who really owns what around here and it isn't me.

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don't forget your car and the shoes they've never even touched

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You mean shoes they knock out of the shoe thing to play with despite a crapton of toys.

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we can't forget the shoe laces that they decide to sharpen their teeth on

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RIP shoelaces. GONE BUT ... forgotten until it's time to go. UGH

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and then the shoe has an extra accessory... copious amounts of cat hair you have no time to wipe off

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"Fashion". I used one of those fur mitt remover things once. It made everything worse.

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omg they are the fucking worst! lint rollers suck bc they are not never-ending sticky sheets!

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Except for when it comes to getting stuck to each other. Then they're TOO sticky.

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🤯 i think it's just better we leave the cat hair and let it eventually eat us. lbr we deserve it.

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I think it may be sentient. Like tribbles.

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it's definitely sentient. i think one day we will just morph into cat hair and that's it.

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Can we just pretend to be cats at that point? I'm down for sleeping all day and knocking things over

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only if i can be the super fluffy one where i breathe and fur flies off of me

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In this household we just call that Casper.

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Casper is welcome to join my three so my house can fully become a Fur House.

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I'll link you to the idiot below.

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OH MY GOD!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 HIS EVERYTHING!!! WHAT A CUTIE!!

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I had five and we lost our eldest to age. Saw Cas at the shelter and needed to love him furever.

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and have his fur on your shoes and in your eyes furever, too, right? the best way to live!

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Eyes. Mouth thanks to masks now. NOSE. UGH. He's my precious idiot child though.

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my fave is when the cats haven't been near the mask and yet there's hairs embedded in there. HOW

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The magical portal they access whenever they randomly look off into space. That's how they do it.

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so THAT'S why they stare at walls for no reason!!! i should've known it was something nefarious!

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Not to be trusted. Never to be trusted. The fur knows when you let your guard down.

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i let my guard down ALL THE TIME fml /o\

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Same. One day we'll learn. ONE DAY.

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i can safely say not today or tomorrow or the next year lmfao.

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We may be lost causes.

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i'm sorry to tell you but... we are, we definitely are. 😿

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They have won. We have lost. All hail the kitty overlords.

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[ m/f and f/f. ]

[Misfires welcome.]

[ misfires welcome. assumed cr fine! ]

Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel | M/F

Alina Starkov | Shadow & Bone | M/F

thor ; mcu ; m/f

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Arthur Morgan - Red Dead Redemption II - OTA20+

miles morales | marvel | m/f

The Darkling | Shadow & Bone/ Grishaverse | OTA

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Wanda Maximoff | MCU

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Nymeria Sand | GOT/ASOIAF (modern)

Kate Kane | DC (au)

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Jo March | Little Women (modern)

esme cuckoo | marvel 616

manuel de la rocha | marvel 616

regan wyngarde | marvel 616

moze | borderlands 3

Greed | FMA | ota

ichigo kurosaki | bleach | m/f

Robb Stark | asoiaf | m/f

jaskier | the witcher

alina starkov ( shadow & bone / grishaverse )

katherine pierce | the vampire diaries

bucky barnes | mcu

Misfire or assumed cr is up to you