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shippy questions

the shippy questions meme

It's a question meme about love and relationships. Self-explanatory, right?

Rules:

♡ Comment with your character.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer. You can be anonymous or not. Whichever!
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.

Questions:
1. Are you single?
2. How many people have you dated?
3. Are you a good kisser?
4. How many people have you kissed?
5. Who was your first kiss?
6. Who was your first crush?
7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?
9. What about a crush on a fictional character?
10. Are you good at flirting?
11. Tell us your best pick-up line.
12. How did your last relationship end?
13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
14. What's the best date you've ever been on?
15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?
16. Describe your perfect date.
17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?
18. Do you enjoy cuddling?
19. Do you like long walks on the beach?
20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?
21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?
22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?
23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?
24. Have you ever received a love letter?
25. Have you ever received a love confession?
26. How would you confess your love?
27. How would you propose?
28. Do you want to get married someday?
29. Describe your dream wedding.
30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.
31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?
32. Would you ever marry for money?
33. Would you date outside your social class?
34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?
35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?
36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?
37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?
38. Do you prefer men or women?
39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?
40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?
41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?
42. What about personality traits?
43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?
44. Describe your ideal partner.
45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?
46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?
47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?
48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?
49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?
50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?
51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?
52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?
53. What about receiving?
54. How do you feel about PDA?
55. How do you feel about pet names?
56. Do you consider yourself clingy?
57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?
58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?
59. Does love conquer all?
60. Do you believe in soulmates?
61. Do you believe in love at first sight?
62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?
63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?
65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?
66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?
67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?
68. Do you use dating apps?
69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?
70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?
71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?
72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?
73. Have you ever had your heart broken?
74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?

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Huh.

Well, not surprised.

Alright next question, hot shot. What’s the best date you’ve been on?

Why, what the hell would your pickup line be?

[he crosses his arms, narrowing his eyes.]

Twice said this was important? Why?

Ah, ah, this is about you, not me.

[he tuts while waggling the pen.]

Something about properly upgrading your equipment. I totally did the same thing when my uniform was created.

Now, out with it.

Yeah, but you could still fuckin' tell me, asshole.

[this doesn't sound like properly upgrading anything, but he'll bite. for now.]

Never been on one.

Maybe later I will.

[because he has so many questions he had to get through here.]

Aww, that’s kind of...well.

[he feels a little guilty asking it now. still, he tries not to dwell on it, clearing his throat and going on to the next question.]

What kind of gift would you give to the person you love? Or like?

Uh uh.... sure ya will.

[ he narrows his eyes again and hawks' comment. ]

Kinda well what? What even counts as a date?

[he's feeling a little attacked here.]

A gift?? Like what, a fuckin' chicken nugget?

[is that answer enough??]

Well, going and doing stuff together. Like the movies, eating side by side, walking around the streets. Just being together with the person you like.

[he’s trying not to smile though. dabi’s answers were all kind of cute.]

Ah! Would that be a gift for me then?

...When the fuck would I have ever been able to do any'a that?

[though, he has eaten with hawks a lot. they've walked around the streets. they've been.... around each other. he can't imagine those would really be dates, though.]

No.

[yes.]

Hmmm. I guess so.

[he almost calls dabi out that technically they’ve done all of that. however, he decides to keep that thought to himself.

he’s definitely not hiding the amused smile that comes to form though from dabi’s following reply.]

Really?

[he looks down at the list, continuing on.]

Are you good at flirting?

Ya know that already though, dunno why ya had to ask.

[ not fair to call them dates when they're not actually dates though, dabi would tell him.

he narrows his eyes again. ]

Yeah, really.

[and now he scoffs, crossing his arms and slides down a bit in his seat.]

'Course I am.

Just following the paperwork in front of me, hot stuff.

[maybe he should drag dabi out on a proper date...

this time, he hides his amused smile, golden eyes setting on dabi.]

I need to write an example of it. If you don’t mind.

What, is it all typed up'n everything? Who typed it, Jin?

[imagine if they would go out on a proper date. dabi might light everything on fire.

this next one's easy though and as much as dabi wants to protest, he can't help himself. he slides off his seat and takes a step forward, moving into hawks' space. reaching out, he brushes a finger under hawks' chin.]

Lookin' real pretty tonight, birdie. Would be such a waste if ya went home to an empty house.

Uhh, yeah. He did.

[maybe a proper date isn’t what he should do. a date at home then?

it’s suddenly hard to speak, much less move, as he watches the way dabi comes forward. he’s so captivated, holding his breath, and like the prey he is, keigo leans into his predator’s touch at his chin.

only for his wings to ruffle out in excitement to dabi’s pretty, flirtatious words.]

I-I...okay. Yeah. You..are very good at that.

[he can’t even remember how to talk properly. he quickly darts to the next question, to try and cover up his embarrassment.]

What’s your favorite body part on a man or woman?

Didja help him?

[ that's all they really can do. but dabi would still be weirded out by it. deep down though, maybe he'd like a proper date. he just doesn't think he'd ever be able to have one.

dabi smirks after his display. he could've gone way better, but he had a feeling just this would reduce hawks' feathers to a ruffling mess. ]

Told ya.

[as awkward as he might be with pick up lines?? he's a natural at flirting. that's what he thinks, anyway. and so does hawks, apparently. ]

Favorite body part? What, like their dick? No, ass. I like a nice ass. On a man or woman.

A little. He asked my opinion on this paperwork and I told him my experience. He said he wanted to make everyone new gear, starting with you.

[it might require some serious baby steps to get dabi to go on a home date. but it’s worth a shot to try.

just to give dabi that sort of experience.

gods though. this villain is such a natural when it comes to flirting. he’s glad his feathers didn’t just decide to come off from the intensity of it all.

that would have been more embarrassing.]

Who has your favorite ass?

How's he gonna do that?

[baby steps are always good with Dabi, no matter how much of a bad ass he tries to be.

Dabi might be a natural at flirting but he's not very aware of falling for this shit, apparently.

but this question does seem a little fishy...]

Did ya just stick that question in there??

I’m not sure of the mechanics of it, but he did his research. And I’ve gone through the process myself.

[keigo tries hard to not react too fast about getting caught. quickly instead, he responds while waving a hand nonchalantly.]

Of course not! I would never bend the rules. Now answer.

What?! How come I didn't get to do that one?

[Seems kind of unfair that Hawks gets to ask these questions but he doesn't.

he grumbles, then in a low voice.]

You. But I don't think you should be tellin' anyone that??

[it’s hard to not find dabi’s response to the questionnaire lifting. it was cute too.]

Well, maybe after we’re done and have some time, you can ask me the same questions?

[keigo feels his lips quirk back to a smile as dabi comes to admit his favorite ass, albeit with that grumbled and low voice.]

I have your favorite ass, huh?

[he teases lightly. although, really, he’s glad over it. keigo might have reacted angrily if someone else stole that spotlight.]

Don’t worry. I’ll try to mask and leave the answer ambiguous. It should hopefully be fine. Now, next question. Would you rather hear ‘I want you’ or ‘I need you’?

[ugh just don't tell him he's cute.]

...what,like just for fun?

[as opposed to what Jin needs for their gear...]

Well who else would it be? Your ass is the one I'm bangin' ain't it?

[there's the slightest pink on his cheeks just between his scars that he's going to fully ignore.]

That's a stupid question. Who the fuck would tell me they need me? The other one, I guess.

[he just might do it.]

Yeah. For fun.

[it was only fair, right?]

Hmm, well, I guess so. You could have a dream ass you would like to bang.

[why is he not dropping this? he most definitely wouldn’t want to know if there’s someone keigo has to compete with, even fake or imaginary.

although, coming to catch that light flush on dabi’s features make keigo want to press for more questions that could get further reactions. a little playful payback for the flirting dabi had done to him.

even if he was the one who asked for the sample. but. gods. that had quickly affected his body and turned him on fast.]

Want you, huh? Got it. Next question is, what are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?

...Fine.

[...not that he cares or wants to know these things, right? suuure.]

A dream ass? What the fuck is a dream ass?

[he's looking at you like you're crazy, hawks.]

Wait, do ya have a dream ass?

[yeah, maybe dabi doesn't want to know either, but he can't help but ask. hawks better not call out his flush, though. he'll kill the stupid bird.]

Romeo and Juliet? Those idiots who died?

Someone you want to fuck, hot stuff.

[it take everything to keep from laughing at dabi’s expression.]

Nope, don’t got one because I like your ass the most. Not that I’m a total ass guy. Asses rank like three or four for me in the favorite category.

[now, it’s hard to not snicker from the following reaction. really, he did like how honest dabi could be.]

Idiots, huh? What, wouldn’t drink poison to be with your star-crossed lover?

I'm already fucking who I wanna fuck.

[is he supposed to dream about someone else? he doesn't get it.]

Three or four? What are the first ones then?

[now he's really curious.]

Star crossed lovers are a load'a shit. Either you're with em or you're not. Don't gotta die over it. That supposed to be romantic or somethin'? Tell me ya wouldn't be so stupid.

Huh. Well, how long have you wanted to fuck me?

[dabi really is cute. closer and closer he wants to say as much.]

Number one is their dick. Two is eyes.

[could words be a trait? that might go right to number one because dabi can always say just the right thing sometimes.

then again, he can say bad things at other times too.]

No, I’m with you on that. I feel like it’s childish to believe in that.

[but maybe he likes the idea of a lover fighting their family for him. but he keeps that thought to himself.]

Do you believe in love?

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