Queen Daenerys I Targaryen (
firstofherusername) wrote in
bakerstreet2021-04-18 06:42 am
Middle Earth's Hottest Dad: Bard the Bowman.
![]() ![]() Doesn't everyone like to be pampered and spoiled? You could certainly understand the desire. How about receiving the benefits of experience and knowledge...through someone else, someone older than you and more distinguished? Be good, then, and you'll be rewarded. Be bad - well, remember: a punishment isn't off the table for someone with your youth. They're so young - yet so, so tempting. But you know what they say. The more forbidden the fruit, the sweeter the juice. They're absolutely off-limits. And wouldn't you love to taste them, no matter if you feel guilty or not? Look at yourself. Do you feel like a pervert? This person could be an outlier, or maybe you've always had a weakness, even if you didn't realize it before. At least you can take care of them like few others chasing after them could. You know exactly what they want and need.
(possible) SCENARIOS 1. PARENT & CHILD: So, have you been bad? You know what happens to bad kids... 2. OLDER SIBLING & YOUNGER SIBLING: If the parents aren't in the picture, someone has to take care of business. 3. OTHER FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP: Keepin' it in the family. 4. TEACHER & STUDENT: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me...at least not during schools hours. 5. DOCTOR & PATIENT: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless you want to play. 6. CUSTOMER & STRIPPER/DANCER/HOOKER: Older people have the money, younger people need the money. Surely something can be worked out. 7. JAILBAIT: One of you better watch out, because this is trouble with a capital T. 8. THE BABYSITTER: ...you've seen the porn. I don't have to describe this. 9. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURES: If you don't see something you want, make it up. |



Holly (Corsaint Phoenix) | Dragalia Lost | M/F
Prompto Argentum | FFXV | OTA
Cara Lavelle (OC) - F/M
Lan Jingyi | The Untamed
peter grey ~ heroes/path au
Wen Chao | The Untamed
Nie Huaisang | The Untamed
Titus Alexius / Magi / OTA
Dabi | BNHA | m/m
Jiang Cheng | The Untamed
brock rumlow | mcu | m/m
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Noctis Lucis Caelum | Final Fantasy XV | M/M
Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII | M/F
Duo Maxwell | Gundam Wing | M/M
Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | M/M
Rey || Star Wars || OTA
Ochako Uraraka | My Hero Academia | F/F
akemi morishita | original | m/m
Nyx Ulric / Final Fantasy XV / m/m
mickey | mickey and jessica | f/f
ooc
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Raine | original character (dhampir-shifter) | OTA, male pref
Micaiah | Fire Emblem | OTA, F/F pref
Julie Wen | World of Darkness OC | f/m
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Cisco Ramon | OTA m/m | The Flash
Joakim | Original | m/m
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Ah well. For now, his elven apprentice busies himself with reorganizing their supplies, standing at the top of a step-stool to make sure all of their ingredients and materials are arrayed in alphabetical order for easy location. He wants to make sure he gets it done before he gets back, and not just in the hopes he'll be praised for a job well done. It can't just be done correctly: it has to be done well, too.
So, of course, right as he's nearing the end of his work does he fumble one of the glass bottles as he's trying to reach up a bit too high onto the shelf. He snaps a hand out to try to grab it before it falls, but it's too late. The bottle slips through his fingers and shatters on the ground...and not long after Collin falls backwards off the stool after it, mercifully missing the glass but not managing to avoid dropping the rest of the bottles in his hands. All manner of liquids and dry powders scatter the floor, leaving residue pooling all beneath the table and shelf while the dust clouds the air.
Shit. Joakim would be home any minute...]
Oh no- oh no, okay, hang on- Let me just...
[Frantically start to clean up the glass first, using his tail to sweep the pieces into a pile while he looks for a suitable vessel to hold the glass until he can get to cleaning up the rest.]
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