Shitposting and shipposting all day

[khaldrogos]

love lines

→ comment with your character's name, canon info, any other relevant jargon, and the all important prefs.

→ Tag others. With what, you might ask? Why, a carefully formulated smidge of dialogue from the handy dandy loveline! This hat's stuffed to the brim with 159 options to randomly generate. Of course, you can always come up with your own gem.

→ What you’ve just tossed their way is what your character just said to theirs. Or screamed. Or scrawled graffiti about onto a nearby wall. Or texted. The concept of “speaking” might be qualified as post-verbal these days. Do you! Heck, do you so much that you can even put your dialogue line in your top-level comment to make it all the more enticing.

→ They'll give your their character's response. Replies back and forth should be one line...ish of dialogue each. First to dip into their feelings, popping out paragraphs and prose descriptions loses wins receives a lovely consolation prize of a dinette set!

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Rena Ryugu | Higurashi no Naku Koro ni | OTA

[quietblueflame]

(( 13 years old as a heads up so please keep it close to her age. But I have an 18 year old canon point for her as well; just let me know if you prefer this! ))

kirigoe mima | perfect blue

[virtua]

( 21 year old ex-idol who is trying to change career tracks and is really just going through it as a result. m/f pref for shipping but im open to anything otherwise! )

Lan Wangji | The Untamed | m/m

[guqin_strings]

Wei Wuxian | The Untamed | M/M

[flutegremlin]

theo fletcher ◤ original ◢ m/f

[hababa]

「 open to in-person or texting, I'm easy. 」

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

[ooc; feel free to share your own or choose from a short selection below:

1: “The only thing that makes sense to me anymore is us.”
2: “Good news, we’re still alive. Bad news, we’re about 30 seconds away from that changing.”
3: “You’re the only person I’ve ever actually wanted to spent the rest of my life with.”
4: “I would’ve waited an eternity if I knew you were what I’d get at the end of it.”
5: “I’m asking if you love me too.”
6: “Don’t leave me like that again, you scared me.”]

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

[ooc; feel free to share your own or choose from a short selection below:

1: “The truth is being with you scares me. But not being with you…terrifies me.”
2: “I don’t want you to regret me.”
3: “You don’t know half of the things you do to me.”
4: “Promise you’ll come back to me. Swear it!”
5: “To be honest, I just wanted a chance to look at the stars with you.”
6: “Why do I feel like I’m home whenever you’re near me?”]

A Tyrannosaurus Rex | Jurassic Park | APRIL FOOLS!

[a_tyrannosaur]

[Well 'screamed' doesn't count, but roared might. She basically just roared down the phonelines until something tumbled out the other side, really.]

WhAt BeSt In LiFe? EaT mAmMaLs, SeE mAmMaLs RuNnInG bEfOrE yOu, Be GiVeN fReSh MeAt By SmAlLeR mAlE.

[doomchicken]

[Have an answering roar]

HuNt PrEy, CruSH it'S BoNEs. ImPReSs StRong FeMAle WitH tHe MeAT aNd dIsPLaY.

rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

[ooc; feel free to share your own or choose from a short selection below:

1: “I’m always flirting with you. Keep up.”
2: “I can’t stop thinking about you.”
3: “I think you need to tell me the truth about how you feel towards me.”
4: “You can’t die. I love you. So if you die, I’m going to find you in the afterlife and revive you myself, and then scold you like hell!”
5: “Is this the moment that we kiss?”
6: “Please come home, this doesn’t feel right.”]

Jadon Mistral | oc | ota (m/m lean)

[silentsurface]

( 19yo half-demon demon hunter who idolizes his brother and isn't very good at his job yet. friendly, aggressively idealistic, deaf. )

annie edison | community | ota

[disneyeyes]

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | M/M

[moondregs]

[ He’s 17! I’m fine with adult/minor stuff but wanted a heads up in case you aren’t. ]

ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

[ooc; feel free to share your own or choose from a short selection below:

1: “Hold my hand.”
2: “All I ever wanted is right here in front of me.”
3: “Don’t hesitate, just kiss me.”
4: “The things I would do just to see your face right now.”
5: “Look at me. I love you.”
6: “I never thought I’d be so lucky, especially not in this lifetime.”]

esther moreau / original / m/f

[57times]

bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

[ooc; feel free to share your own or choose from a short selection below:

1: “I could never not love you.”
2: “I don’t know how you’ve put up with me for this long, but I love you for it.”
3: “I won’t let you die for me.”
4: “I think I’m in love with you and I don’t know what to do.”
5: “I’m tired and my bed feels so empty without you here.”
6: “You are more than you think of yourself. You’re everything to me.”]

itsuki mito | xxx allergy/therapy game | m/m

[troislapin]

naveen | the princess and the frog | m/f

[frageepruto]

[ ooc: also open to other Disney men. ]

hua cheng [ heaven official's blessing ]

[hongjue]

Sakuya Izayoi | Touhou | OTA

[chronomaidtry]

Tadashi Kikuchi ✜ SK8 the Infinity

[edensnake]

Carly Nagisa | Yugioh 5Ds | OTA

[unfortunatelady]

[Texts, in-person, whatever works for you. Assumed CR and AUs welcome as well.]

selina kyle . dcu

[felinies]

1. I can’t just go back to pretending you mean nothing to me.
2. Good news, we’re still alive. Bad news, we’re about 30 seconds away from that changing.
3. You’re the only person I’ve ever actually wanted to spent the rest of my life with.
4. Is this how you flirt with everyone?
5. Pick one yourself!

dean winchester | spn

[venatoris]

1. “Just the thought of you dying makes me want to fall to my knees.”
2. “You keep that photo of us in your wallet?”
3. “I fought so hard to get you and thank god I can finally rest.”
4. “You keep saying that we’re friends but you look at me for a moment too long for that to be true.”
5. “I fell for you without even knowing it and, Jesus, does it hurt that you can’t see it.”
6. “I’m asking because I’ve seen the way you look at me.”
7. Choose your own.

(( ooc; specify s5 or endverse; heavy pref for cas, but ota! ♥ 25+ ))

Nana | WOL FF14 OC/🐈OC | Ota | m/f

[knightglow]

1. “I want to spend the little time I have left with you and only you.”
2. “Promise you’ll come back to me. Swear it!”
3. “The truth is being with you scares me. But not being with you…terrifies me.”
4. “I got everything I wanted. My everything was you.”
5. Your pick .

( Assumed CR's and AUs are welcomed. 25+ only )

kitty bennet | pride and prejudice

[kitcough]

( info, m/f. )

i. “I think you need to tell me the truth about how you feel towards me.”
ii. “Just the thought of you dying makes me want to fall to my knees.”
iii. “The truth is being with you scares me. But not being with you…terrifies me.”
iv. “I just want you to be happy, even if your happiness doesn’t include me, I just want you happy.”
v. (bring your own!)