i'm tinder hearted

[marajaded]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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[lan_xichen]

Lan (Huan) Xichen 38 Gusu Lan Sect Leader, older brother to Lan Wangji. Talented with hands and can hold my breath a long time.

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i couldn't resist

[taciturnly]

Xiōngzhǎng?

Barrington Whelk (17) | The Raven Cycle | OTA

[procidens]

Barrington Whelk (17) Filthy fucking rich. Third year student at Aglionby Academy. I'll show you a good time if I decide you're worth mine.

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Dera Zima | Original Character | OTA

[brokenbirds]

Dera Zima (26) not looking for anything serious. tell me your favorite donut.

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Re: Dera Zima | Original Character | OTA

[fantabulousandwich]

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Love the hair. Wish I could see your face. There's a bakery in my city that does like weird, crazy out there doughnuts? My fave has a custard and crunchberry filling, and is topped with Captain Crunch bites. It's AMAZING.

Bobo del Rey | Wynonna Earp | ota

[infinitelydamned]

Bobo del Rey (???) Here for a hell of a time. Always up for a little rough touch.

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[fauxbaroque]

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How rough are we talking, dearheart?

Poppy | OC (Witch) | f/m

[whichwitchisit]

POPPY KISS (26) poison ivy without the green skin and eco terrorism

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[pfq]

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that's extremely specific.

barry allen. dceu.

[pfq]

BARRY ALLEN (perpetual millennial) i like to take things slow.

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[ snydercut vers. ]

barry!!!<3

[yuvaika]

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How's your search going?

mantis | mcu | ota

[innerbeauty]

MANTIS i am called mantis but i am not a bug, i think. should my face go in the box up there? i like the picture of the green thing better. play footloose

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sakusa kiyoomi | haikyuu

[omiomi]

Kiyoomi Sakusa (22) No.

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lmao

[leftwinger]

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Did your agent put you up to this?

mine yoshitaka | yakuza | m/m

[kirins]

Mine Yoshitaka (33) I don't care about your interests or you as a person, and you don't care about me. We know why we're here.

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Leon Scott Kennedy | RE2 | ota

[rcpd]

Leon S. Kennedy (21) Midwestern. Raccoon City Police Department rookie. Had a shitty first day but the work never ends. I'm either incredibly lucky or I have the worst luck ever -- there is no in-between. Does anyone even read these? Badge Bunnies and scientists need not respond.

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[pfq]

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thanks for letting me know the term "badge bunnies" exists.

Reisalin "Ryza" Stout | Atelier Ryza

[myatelier]

Reisalin "Ryza" Stout (20) Alchemist. Teacher. Girl who loves adventure. Let me make you something cool for your birthday, okay? ♥

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[laito]

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My birthday was a few days ago, but it's never too late for a cooking date~

Bart Allen | Smallville | M/M

[speedy_impulse]

BART ALLEN (19) Crime fighter, superhero, courier, runner, etc. Anything you need, I can get it for you in a flash Ha, see what I did there? Looking for hero team-ups, meet-ups, also open to 'hookups'.

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[pfq]

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oh no.

kitty bennet | pride and prejudice

[kitcough]

CATHERINE BENNET (17) I prefer to be called Kitty. I love balls, especially dancing. I hope to one day see the world beyond Meryton.

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[demabs]

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I’d say there’s not much out there.

Malcolm Bright | Prodigal Son | OTA

[malcolmbright]

Malcolm Bright (31) Wealthy criminal profiler. NYC. Must love birds.

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[whichwitchisit]

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but do you like plants?

kirigoe mima (with a fake name) | perfect blue | ota!

[virtua]

TAKAKURA★RIKA (21) I love karaoke, movies, and sweets! Let's sing together (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

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[gakuseibou]

Wow ur gorgeous u could totally be an idol or something!!!

Damien Thorn | The Omen | OTA

[antichrist_ceo]

Damien Thorn (21) Yale graduate, CEO of Thorn Industries. I like art, swimming, hedonistic parties, dancing, and hot sex. DTF - anytime, anywhere.

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Patrick | Perks of Being a Walllflower | M/M

[callmenothing]

Patrick (19) High school graduate, planning for college and a career in theater. I like art, dancing, and cute guys. I'm single and very open to "friends with benefits."

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Kiyoharu Hyoudou | Ballroom e Youkoso | OTA

[yawner]

Kiyoharu Hyoudou (16) Japan's #1 (amateur) ballroom dancer, for both Standard and Latin. I travel a lot and I'm often busy and tired, so I'm not really interested in something too serious. And yes, I am a Hafu. ты счастлив, мама?

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Alex Cadwell | OC (incubus/warlock) | M/M

[lustforlife]

Alex Cadwell (18) Single, college student. Likes rock music, video games, action movies, and getting laid. Wanna hook up?

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Maxxie Oliver | Skins | M/M

[not_a_hobby]

Maxxie Oliver (18) I'm from Bristol, studying at London Uni for a career on Broadway. I like dancing, sketch artwork, partying, aerobics, and nightclubs. Open to hookups with guys.

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Reid Garwin | The Covenant | M/M

[the_third_son]

Reid Garwin (18) I like swimming, partying, billiards, action movies. And also hooking up with other cute guys, anywhere anytime.

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Liam Dunbar | Teen Wolf | M/M

[wolfwithissues]

LIAM DUNBAR (18) Hi. I like lacrosse, running, swimming, working out. Single and ready to mingle. OMG that's terrible Also werewolf

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[threeisapattern]

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what kind of mingling are you thinking?

Hartley Rathaway | DCTV | M/M

[sonicgenius]

Hartley Rathaway (25) Scientist, master engineer, computer expert. Former employee of Star Labs. Taken but open. DTF. If you're lucky, might even get 3some with me and BF on 2nd meet. I also like cute fast guys in red leather or spandex

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setsuna meioh. sailor moon. ota

[timegates]

せつな 冥王 (∞̶̧̠́̀̓̒̽̈́̎̈́̀̓̑̕) [ d-did your phone just glitch out? ] You may call me Setsuna, if you'd like. I'm a school nurse with an interest in astronomy and theoretical physics. If you enjoy stargazing and have time on your hands, I'd love to spend some with you. As a warning, I do keep strange hours.

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[self_forging]

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Y'know I once dated an artist who only slept four hours a day in one-hour increments.

And if you don't mind my stargazing being practiced in comparative ignorance, I do think it's a nice way to wind down.

Kai Schulen | Valkyria Chronicles 4 | OTA

[emptystomach]

KAI SCHULEN (23) A friend put me up to this. If you want a conversation starter talk to me about bread.

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[loyalbreed]

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I know a lot about bread myself actually.