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Razor Rik Soeren | OC - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust | OTA

[riff_razor]

1. You know who really doesn't like surprise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

2. Who the hell put 2 pillows, a raincoat, and a guitar-not my guitar- on top of me to keep me warm last night? AND Whose guitar is this?

3. in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. 

4. Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning

5. Misfires, Text Rik?

Re: 1

[guitar_voodoo]

They're missing out, mate. Guitar solos are the fucking best, especially when you use the pedal and create some awesome "wah" effects whilst aiming for the high volume tension notes on the sound board.

[Guitar nerd? Yep. Also Gibson lover too.]

[riff_razor]

Are you jacked up on Ziggy's coke again?

[guitar_voodoo]

What? No---no I'm not.

[You are, Mick. You're fucking high as a kite doing air pedal.]

Don't you do air pedal when you air guitar?

[riff_razor]

Are you sure.

No, I don't air pedal. Who does that? Besides you.

[guitar_voodoo]

[over here]

Re: 3

[hellfire_andfury]

Found them, did you?

I was keeping them for a rainy day. The piano is the perfect place for my secret stash.

[riff_razor]

Found and Drank.

Your fault for putting them there when I've got a stressful recital to practice for.

[hellfire_andfury]

Fuck.

You drank all my bottles of vodka? You greedy cock sucker.

Are you going to pay for all those bottles you drank. They were mine.

[riff_razor]

That isn't really an insult around here.

No. My piano, my booze. Next time stash them in your own shit. I needed it when I had to tune the whole damned piano because they damaged the strings.

[hellfire_andfury]

Boo hoo?

Piano boy has his pants in a twist. How was I supposed to know you were going to play the fucking thing? Aren't you a guitarist for that tarty Swede?

[riff_razor]

Sorry. I'm not a one trick pony like you.

[hellfire_andfury]

Are you the go down on your knees for one dollar kind of guy instead?

[Viktor is pissed you drank his booze, Rik. He's just messing with you, really.]

[riff_razor]

You wish. Then you wouldn't be in your room alone.

[Rik is still irate with Viktor. He's done with it.]

[hellfire_andfury]

It was an accident, dude. I guess I'm sorry won't cut it?

You want me to send you a bunch of flowers or something? Get over it.

[riff_razor]

You probably wouldn't care if you killed someone.

You came fucking close. Thanks for the overdose cocksucker.

[hellfire_andfury]

The fuck?

I wasn't trying to kill anyone you dumb shit. My band takes coke all the time. A tiny bit in the sugar was for a fun high. No killing anyone.

How was I suppose to know it would be you eating it? Not my fault you got sick. Take a chill pill, man. Your ass is too tight.

[riff_razor]

You didn't think about whether it would happen or not.

You should fucking pray it wasn't that girl with Weird or Ziggy would have torn your ass off a long time ago. You're too busy trying to be funny to care who you hurt along the way.

3

[itmeanscourage]

Is that what one would call a ‘prepared’ piano? I have only read a little on the subject, but I thought such preparations were generally limited to bolts, screws, rubber erasers and the like.

[riff_razor]

No! This is called a house full of drunkards who hid their bottles in my piano because they thought no one would look in there before they wanted them.

[itmeanscourage]

I do hope it did not damage your piano.

[riff_razor]

I'm re-tuning it and drinking their vodka.

[itmeanscourage]

I cannot argue that it serves them right.

[riff_razor]

He's pissed but he'll get over it.