u up? (because something is, if u know what i mean)

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Barry Allen | DECU | ota

[oversimplify]

[ Up to date on all the things if they matter?]

petra seydoux damerel | original character

[chaleureuse]

( basic info in journal! m/f or f/f, but she married young and hasn't had her bisexual crisis yet, so the latter is hard mode. 30+ for anything serious. )

[deservesadaisy]

[It is almost certainly meant for someone else:]

Remind me, was tonight the night you were busy, or should I stop by with a bottle of Syrah?

laura moon | american gods

[decayings]

( all good with s3, but can avoid spoilers. just lmk. )

margaery tyrell | game of thrones | m/f

[versigny]

[ open to f/f with prior discussion. misfires loved! ]

diana prince | dceu

[yuvaika]

[ ota misfires, etc ]

[nightlife]

We were interrupted, the other night.

Ace Visconti | Dead by Daylight

[funkle]

misfire

[deathslinger]

when are you going to wear that one jacket again for me darling
dont think i got a good look at it last time with how soon it was on the floor

yamada || river city girls || ota

[darkdork]

[ can he even do this without making it weird in twenty seconds or less, let's find out ]

davina claire | the originals

[consecrates]

keeley jones | ted lasso

[coffka]

donna troy | titans

[dominates]

morgana | merlin

[devotions]

bucky barnes | mcu | m/f

[centuryshaping]

[ versed in fatws ]

[6collegecredits]

So.
Were naughty letters a thing back in the day?

natasha romanoff | mcu | f/m

[bozhemoi]

[caecitas]

you came by when i was gone.

[ he can still smell your perfume in his apartment, nat. ]

Adora | She-Ra | F/F

[hairpoof]

barbara gordon (dc, f/m)

[whenicall]

harley quinn | dceu | f/m

[hiyapuddin]

dick grayson | titans | m/f

[dicktroit]

dean winchester | spn

[venatoris]

[ specify s5 or endverse, heavy pref for Cas but ota, especially for misfires ♥ ]

s5 cas sexting is the worst idea and yet here i am

[foolintherain]

Dean, I have a proposition for you.

Dabi | bnha | m/m

[creamation]

clark kent. dceu. f/m, m/m.

[solarcore]

[hotscoop]

[ sent is a singular image attachment of her legs, partially obscured by bath water and bubbles. do with it what you will, clark. ]

bloom peters | fate: the winx saga

[belongs]

brooke maddox ( mtv's scream )

[victimized]

meredith harlow ( reprisal )

[burlesquer]

Dr. Robotnik | Sonic Movie | OTA 21+

[evilgrows]

[no underage, incest, or bathroom stuff, kinklist is here, misfires are of course always fun]

I'm so sorry for taking forever with our threads, life has been v. chaotic x-x

[lattehottay]

Um

Doctor

Am I misinterpreting your latest invention, or is this a sex machine?

[ Attached is a photo of a complex-looking device with what is very obviously a phallic object on one end and a motor on the other. ]

quinn fabray ♔ glee

[ambitious]