a meme for shipping shitposts. shipposts, if you will.

[khaldrogos]

love lines

→ comment with your character's name, canon info, any other relevant jargon, and the all important prefs.

→ Tag others. With what, you might ask? Why, a carefully formulated smidge of dialogue from the handy dandy loveline! This hat's stuffed to the brim with 159 options to randomly generate. Of course, you can always come up with your own gem.

→ What you’ve just tossed their way is what your character just said to theirs. Or screamed. Or scrawled graffiti about onto a nearby wall. Or texted. The concept of “speaking” might be qualified as post-verbal these days. Do you! Heck, do you so much that you can even put your dialogue line in your top-level comment to make it all the more enticing.

→ They'll give your their character's response. Replies back and forth should be one line...ish of dialogue each. First to dip into their feelings, popping out paragraphs and prose descriptions loses wins receives a lovely consolation prize of a dinette set!

Comments

thor | mcu | m/f

[onlyifidie]

Rey || Star Wars || OTA

[force_sensitive]

Peter Parker | MCU | OTA

[spider_m4n]

[thesefirststeps]

[ooc: Bringing one of my own, if you don't mind!]

"I think I'm ready ... "

margaery tyrell | game of thrones

[versigny]

Crowley | Good Omens

[glarefully]

possibly very rusty, but...

[snuffboxes]

“Oh, kiss me, you idiot!”

Agatha Harkness 💜 MCU 💜 OTA

[hexcoding]

1. "Oh, don't act all innocent now. You had me on that counter five minutes ago."

2. "You are remarkably well-behaved tonight. What have you been up to?"

3. "I still wasn't the one who walked away, dear. That was you."

4. "Why do you assume it's my fault we've been sent back in time?"

5. "Leave. Before it's too late."

(or byo!)

2

[dominera]

"Oh, I just had an amusing afternoon. I brought you something."

Carol Danvers | MCU | F/M 25+

[protectoroftheskies]

[Prefs.]

Tohru Adachi | Persona 4 | OTA

[gotbrains]

[ No shipping with minors, please. ]

He Tian || 19 Days || M/M

[beasttian]

bruno buccellati | jjba | ota

[winzip]

"If I tell you the truth, you might never forgive me."

esther moreau / original / m/f

[57times]

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

[ooc; feel free to bring your own prompts or choose from the ones below:

1: “Don’t leave me like that again, you scared me.”
2: “I need to say something…”
3: “Will you stay the night?”
4: “Don’t look at me like that and then feign innocence.”
5: “You don’t know half of the things you do to me.”
6: “I never thought I’d be so lucky, especially not in this lifetime.”]

Muffet | Undertale | OTA

[withinherparlor]

“Kiss me or kill me. It’s your choice.”
“Don’t leave me like that again, you scared me.”

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

[ooc; feel free to bring your own prompts or choose from the ones below:

1: “If the choice comes down to my life or yours, I’m always going to choose yours.”
2: “I just want you to be happy, even if your happiness doesn’t include me, I just want you happy.”
3: “Look at me. I love you.”
4: “You are remarkably well-behaved tonight. What have you been up to?”
5: “If I tell you the truth you might never forgive me.”
6: “I want to spend the little time I have left with you and only you.”]

rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

[ooc; feel free to bring your own prompts or choose from the ones below:

1: “The truth is being with you scares me. But not being with you…terrifies me.”
2: “You can’t die. I love you. So if you die, I’m going to find you in the afterlife and revive you myself, and then scold you like hell!”
3: “Hold my hand.”
4: “Kiss me like you mean it.”
5: “Why do I feel like I’m home whenever you’re near me?”
6: “Don’t think about anything. Just tell me that you love me and hold me tighter.”]

giorno giovanna | jjba | ota

[7pg]

"Is this how you flirt with everyone?"

margaery tyrell | asoiaf/got (modern au) | ota

[blossomingrose]

ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

[ooc; feel free to bring your own prompts or choose from the ones below:

1: “I never thought I’d be so lucky, especially not in this lifetime.”
2: “Dying is a lot more painful than I thought it would be.”
3: “All I ever wanted is right here in front of me.”
4: “I’m always flirting with you. Keep up.”
5: “You’re the best thing that has, and ever will, happen to me.”
6: “Kiss me or kill me. It’s your choice.”]

tasi trianon | amnesia: rebirth

[provider]

1. “I miss everything about you.”

2. “First we survive this, then you can yell at me.”

or your own

atem/yami yugi | YGO

[skadus]

[ shipping prefs in journal! ]

Umi Ryuuzaki | Magic Knight Rayearth | OTA

[dragon_blossom]

1. “Kiss me or kill me. It’s your choice.”
2. “Will you love me like this forever?”
3. “Yes, it is a real dragon, but I can explain everything…”

bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

[ooc; feel free to bring your own prompts or choose from the ones below:

1: “You keep saying that we’re friends but you look at me for a moment too long for that to be true.”
2: “The things I would do just to see your face right now.”
3: “Not only am I deeply in love with you, you’re my best friend.”
4: “Of course you’re worth it.”
5: “The only thing that makes sense to me anymore is us.”
6: “I’m asking if you love me too.”]

eddie kaspbrak | it

[respirations]

▮ “ You’re my best friend. Of course I’m with you. ”
▮ “ Don’t hesitate, just kiss me. ”
▮ “ You can’t turn down my proposal just because you wanted to ask me first! ”
▮ “ Remember how we talked about not doing the stupid thing? ”
▮ “ Is this how you flirt with everyone? ”
▮ Or bring your own!

HEY YOU

[mrsklover]

"The hell I can't! I had a whole plan for it! I've been carrying the ring for three months! And you just...just... What the fuck?!"

wanda maximoff – mcu

[willed]

▮ “ It will make you forget me. When you wake, it’ll be like I never existed. ”
▮ “ If I have to fight you too, I will. ”
▮ “ It doesn’t matter how many universes there are. There will always be a version of me standing by your side. ”
▮ “ Is this the moment that we kiss? ”
▮ “ I’d just like one day where everything isn’t life or death. Just one! ”
▮ Or bring your own!

first one the generator gave me.

[hexcoding]

"You couldn't handle me."

josuke higashikata (part 4) | jojo: diu | ota

[hairtriggering]

"I would honestly die before I let anything happen to you."