the awkward questions meme

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the Awkward Questions meme

 

Does your character have a deep, dark secret? An embarrassing past? A sensitive issue? Something they really don't want to talk about? Well, too bad. That thing is now written on their chest in the form of a bright red sticker, and it won't peel off no matter how hard they try. Uh oh!

Rules:

1. Post with your character. Write out what their sticker says - it can be something dark ("Ask me about my dead dad"), something gossipy ("Ask me about my crush on my friend"), something silly ("Ask me about my fear of clowns") or something vague ("Ask me about my secret identity.") No blank top levels, please!
2. Comment to other people asking about the thing.
3. Have fun and be awkward.

Comments

[gotbrains]

[ That actually gets a bark of laughter out of him. ]

Well, when you put it that way!

[revmeup]

I like to watch too. [ She pinched his chin. ] But I like doing even more.

[gotbrains]

Who doesn't?

[ That hand at her waist is going to start creeping lower... ]

I could think of a few things I'd like doing right now, for example.

[revmeup]

Oh, I just bet you can.

[gotbrains]

How about we find somewhere quiet and I tell you all about it, huh?

[revmeup]

Only telling? How boring!

[ She trails her fingers down his tie as she steps away. ]

[gotbrains]

[ And he'll advance on her retreat. ]

What? I like using my hands when I talk.

[revmeup]

You're a bad, bad boy. I can tell. I like that. But I can't let you have it that easy. Where's the fun if you don't gotta work for it?

[gotbrains]

[ A pause.

Breathe. Deeeeep breaths in. Bad boy Adachi may be, but he did make some hefty promises to play nice with the world and everyone in it, which includes keeping his temper in check. Besides, she's not outright rejecting him, he's not losing to someone "better" than him. (As far as he knows.) This is okay. He can work with this.

He takes a step back. ]

You got a point. Nothing worth it comes easy, right?

[revmeup]

[ She looked him up and down, a lazy smile curling up the corners of her mouth. ]

Ask me somethin'. It's only fair.

[ One brow quirked up. There was that expression of almost-laughing again. ]

Or do you not care who the hole is attached to as long as you can get your dick wet?

[gotbrains]

Yeowch! Save the claws for later, will ya?

[ A question, though, hmm. She had weird stickers to work off of, he has to make a second first impression with whatever comes to mind. He's been to enough soul-crushingly boring team building exercises for work and school, there should be enough ice breakers floating around that one of them won't send her running.

Hmm, hmmmm, hmmmmm....oh! ]

What's your favorite party trick?

[revmeup]

I like the little green ones! ... Oh wait, you meant actual trick, not drugs.

I'm great at getting out of handcuffs.

[ After all, is a party really a party if nobody calls the cops to break it up? ]