The Nude Beach Meme

[shocksock]

Spring break is here, and you're hitting the beach– with a twist! See, this time, your character's feeling a little bolder, a little braver than usual, and wants to be a bare it all beach bum. They're going to a nude beach!

Post your prefs, and feel free to make up your own prompt, or use the suggestions below! Blank toplevels will be deleted.

PROMPTS:

1. SUN 'N SURF - Set up your towel, go get wet with your friends, get to work on that tan– and hey, maybe ask your neighbor to rub sunblock in all those hard to reach places.

2. LUAU - Time to refuel from all the, ah, activities. Careful, you're dripping piña colada all over yourself. Someone might have to lick it off. 👀

3. SERIOUSLY, GET NAKED - Nude means nude, friend. If you're caught wearing anything, the punishment might be harsh~

4. BEACH CONTEST - Show off your beach body for a sexy prize.

5. SEX ON THE BEACH - On this beach, things are real casual. Get busy in the water, under (or on) the towel, behind a rock, for the crowd's pleasure, and anywhere else.

6. FIRESIDE - It's getting late, and you're not ready to go home. Come sit by the fire for late night cozying.

6. WILD CARD - Did we miss anything? Was your character possibly duped into coming? Oh no! Feel free to specify anything else!

Comments

Okada Izō | Fate/Grand Order | OTA

[heretic_blade]

[ kink/pref list, open to all prompts~ ]

3

[ofrestoration]

[ For Ryouma, the towel covering his hips like a sarong was a lifeline, keeping him from drowning. ]

J-just whose idea was this? I was told we were going to have fun on the beach but as soon as I stepped onto the sand, my clothes came off?!

[ It had to have been a special bounded field, but whose? He looked at Izo, who seemed to be much more comfortable with the circumstances, with eyes needing answers. Ryouma could think of several suspects, but he wasn't exactly in a state to do any proper investigation. ]

[heretic_blade]

A different kinda fun, I guess.

[ Izō meanwhile is absolutely fine with being naked in public. There's no shyness, nothing withdrawn about the way he stands with his hands on his hips. It's not that different from a public bath, is it? ]

Now c'mon. Lose it already.

lys skovgaard | original | ota

[pawper]

[It doesn't matter what the prompt is. It doesn't matter who the other person is. Lys reacts the same way: with a blushing face and a refusal to look at the bodies around them.]

...how did you talk me into this, again?

[Confident naked lounging is absolutely not in her wheelhouse.]

soleil | fire emblem: fates / heroes | f/f

[sunnymerc]

[This is all as normal as going to an ordinary beach. What is the big deal with being naked???]

haruhi suzumiya | disappearance of nagato yuki-chan | ota

[uncommonsense]

[ GOOD EYE, MEN

Except okay, in this scenario it's fine. She's in college, and this is the kinda thing that goes on in college, right? Right! So, sure.

Good with most anything, ask about anything smutty before ya go for it. ]

miyamoto musashi 🌸 fate/ 🌸 ota

[ryototsukai]

[[ this is definitely not something she'd take issue with, and she's learned to truly love the beach in general. though she does miss showing off her cool swimsuits...

more info in her journal, open to crosscanon/AUs! quick kink/pref guide for any smut threading. ]]

1

[uncommonsense]

[ Musashi is extremely persuasive, and on the other hand, it sounded interesting! Maybe not wearing a swimsuit was a little embarrassing, but she'd endure it. It was fun!

After getting there, she puts down a towel, plopping down onto the sand. ]

Whew! It feels great out here today!

[ryototsukai]

That ocean breeze feels all the better when there's nothing in the way, huh?

[ Musashi laughed, brightly, clapping her hand on Haruhi's shoulder from above before she worked to get the parasol at the right angle, opening it with a huge "whoosh" that unsettled the sand a bit. ]

That oughta help... not that a little beach tan is a bad thing, but with all the bits hanging out, I think a sunburn would be especially bad...

juri han 🕷️ street fighter 🕷️ ota

[byeontae_geomi]

[[ casual nudity is just another way for her to get inside folks heads, and like she'd ever pass up an opportunity to mess with someone.

more info in her journal, open to crosscanon/AUs! quick kink/pref guide for any smut threading. ]]

tonbokiri 🍡 touken ranbu 🍡 ota

[tonbotiddy]

[[ however he wound up in this situation, it's safe to assume it's muramasa's fault. just always. he's also hard to miss, being such a big piece of steak he is.

more info in his journal, open to crosscanon/AUs! quick kink/pref guide for any smut threading. ]]

6

[drachentoeter]

[ Being naked is awkward. Being naked in public is more awkward. Siegfried was increasingly uncomfortable with his situation but far too reserved to make his discomfort known. Which was probably why he apologizes as his tail brushed against Tonbokiri. ]

Sorry...

[ Oops. He thought he was alone on this corner of the beach. His hands were firmly planted in his lap to keep himself covered, his head lowered and gaze directly on the sand in front of him. He couldn't even look at the man he'd just inconvenienced with his extra appendage. ]

[tonbotiddy]

Ah, n-no, my apologies, sir...

[ Tonbokiri, like his dragon-like friend, had been so focused on preserving his own dignity that he hadn't even realized Siegfried was there before the tail snaked against his back, inspiring a small shiver. ]

So... you look like you were put up to this, too, huh?

hong meiling 🌈 touhou project 🌈 ota

[caihongfu]

[[ well shoot, nakedness isn't that big of a deal! but she's also completely fallen asleep and is at definite risk of sunburn if someone doesn't help her out...

more info in her journal, open to crosscanon/AUs! quick kink/pref guide for any smut threading. ]]

elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

[ ....it's Dorne. What did you expect? ]

Charlie Kelly | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia | M/F 21+

[jobbies]

[ OTA including smut!

Charlie loves the beach and he's cool with the nudity so it's all good. He's sitting on a beach chair down by the water, chilling in a pair of sunglasses and not much else. His only modesty is a bag of chips placed strategically between his thighs which he dips into every now and then. Occasionally he lifts a bottle of sunscreen to his lips and takes a sip. Is there alcohol in there or is it straight sunscreen? With Charlie it's hard to say.]

You know what time it is...

[assholic]

[She'd gotten a text that had been a series of emojis, badly spelled words, and something something 'beach dick'. She pinged his location, found out where he was, and did some mental math. Was that... yep. It was a nude beach. Jesus. What the hell was Charlie doing at a goddamn nude beach? He'd probably gotten himself stuck there, or lost his clothes, or was currently hiding from a school trip or god knows what. Maybe he'd woken up there on a bender.

Preparing for the worst, she packed a pair of cutoff sweats and a tshirt, her security bottle of alcohol (because she had a feeling she was going to need it), added a second flask- just in case, and headed down to the beach. She was clearly overdressed; shirt, scarf, boots, jeans- her full getup. Through trial and error of pinging for his phone, she aimed herself over towards... naked lounging Charlie. Stomping over to him in the sliding sand, she stood so that she wasn't blocking the sun from his face, because why make this easier on him?]

What the hell was that text? I thought I was going to have to bail you out of jail.

Beach dick time!

[jobbies]

Heyyyyy, look who made it!! [Charlie greets her happily over the crashing of the waves, sunscreen bottle raised in the air like a beer.]

So you got my message, huh? [And deciphered it like a pro or did some serious mental acrobatics to figure out his idiot speak. It's just like he said — beach dick. He stretches his arms out to either side.] Check it out! I found a beach. It's a nudist beach but a beach is a beach, am I right?

[It's got sand and waves and sun just like any other beach, except everyone's naked. Charlie's no exception. That single half-eaten bag of chips is his only remaining shred of decency. Good thing he's got plenty of sunscreen (both booze and the real kind). There's even a smear of it across his nose like he saw in those 80's movies. Beach vibes all around. Fortunately it's not crowded and he's staked out a pretty good spot far away from the other nude beach goers out here.]

Alisa Ilinichina Amiella | God Eater | OTA, F/M pref.

[alisa_ilinichina_amiella]

[[She doesn't get to relax nearly enough and beaches are dangerous where she comes from. Smut a-okay, she might even swing for the fences if there's some chemistry.]]

Umi Ryuuzaki | Magic Knight Rayearth | OTA

[dragon_blossom]

[ Well it's normal in parts of Europe, right? So she's probably just hitting up a beach in a country where it's not weird, and getting a truly even tan and trying not to be too awkward. ]

Amanda O'Neill | Little Witch Academia | F/F if it's anything, you know, like that

[witchwithoutacause]

[ Amanda definitely dragged you to a nude beach with as little warning as she could get away with, just to see you react to her being casually nude. [

Colette Brunel | Tales of Symphonia | OTA

[holeyjudgment]

Th-this kind of beach... is everyone really... nude?

[ Or at least topless. Great, they can look at all her nothing. ]

[pervykatsu]

Yeah, so...you know the rules: if you can't beat 'em, join in and get stripping~

(Katsuragi grinned eagerly while motioning for Colette to join her underneath an umbrella and on a towel, completely sand-free.)

I promise I won't bite. Unless you want me to...

(OOC: A combination of 3 & 5 sound okay? Any other kinks you might want added? I have a list here if you wanna look through it.)

Tony Stark | MCU | OTA 25+

[vanity_fair]

( Totally at home on this pristine slice of white sand, Tony's in nothing but sunglasses and a smile, either dozing lightly on a cushioned lounger, or enjoying time in the surf– and blatantly coaxing any and all into joining him. )

Sakamaki Laito || Diabolik Lovers || OTA

[laito]

[A nude beach? As long as there isn't a lot of sun, this is just an open season buffet for him.]