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[blacklisle]

The Fake Relationship Meme

You're not together. But you need to make people think you are. Because of reasons.

Maybe you secretly can't stand each other. Maybe you like each other, just not like that. (Or do you?) Maybe this is the only way you'll ever get to be with your crush. Maybe you just need to give off that couple vibe in public, or maybe you're going to be forced to engage in some hot'n'heavy fakeout makeouts. For reasons, okay?

You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.

1. Home For The Holidays ⇢ You need to prove to your parents that you do so have a significant other. Just until they're gone.
2. No Singles Need Apply ⇢ The place is perfect, but the landlady will only rent it to a nice, respectable couple.
3. It's Not Safe For A Woman Alone ⇢ One of you is vulnerable in this big, bad world without a partner to protect you.
4. Public Relations ⇢ There's only one way to stop these pesky rumors: start your own.
5. Undercover Mission ⇢ They'll never suspect a couple of lovey-dovey honeymooners of... whatever it is you're actually up to.
6. Marriage Of Convenience ⇢ It's good for both your families. Or your finances. Or your hetero street cred. Whatever: might as well make the best of it.
7. Well That Escalated Quickly ⇢ It's common knowledge that you're together, except you're the last to know. Is it worth correcting people?
8. Free Space ⇢ Bring your own bottle scenario.

Comments

diana prince | dceu

[yuvaika]

[ Most interested in any/all variations of 5! Diana is terrible at being undercover. ]

kageyama tobio | haikyu!!

[dumpset]

[strateagy]

[Up for doing 2, 4 or 5?]

kenma kozume | haikyuu.

[game_boi]

[ ota for anything that is strictly fake, but m/m for anything to potentially turn shippy seriously. ]

Kaeya ❅ Genshin Impact ❅ OTA

[ceremonialblade]

( especially undercover mission (for yours or both,) public relations, or some sort of misunderstanding putting them in a tough spot. or perhaps trying to avoid someone else's affections! castmates especially loved for these shenanigans, but cross canon and OCs perfectly fine as well. let Kaeya be your temporarily doting and flaunting boyfriend. (can't promise he won't have too much fun with it! good thing y'all don't have feelings, right? (please, especially if there is feelings, or want to catch feelings along the way.) )

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | ota

[plightful]

Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel (S1 JJ/Defenders) | M/F

[assholic]

[Cast/crosscanon/dceu/mcu/ocs good. No Kilgraves. This can be easily put together by being needed for part of a cover for a job on her end (or the other end if there's another investigator/cop/reporter).]

haesoo | love or hate

[ambivalences]

[ open to most scenarios, though anything that might turn 'real' (or as real as things get with haesoo...) would be m/m 21+ - can discuss here or pm first if you want. ]

Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII

[heavenlybrawler]

[ota!]

wanda maximoff | mcu

[carodejnica]

( oooh definitely most interested in #5! i'm happy to au wanda as needed, but if we want to stick to the mcu verse, i'll probably make her canonpoint sometime after age of ultron but before endgame ect. ota; totally fine with crosscanon muses as well. )

jackie yoo ☇ original ☇ ota

[appenato]

Maria Hill | MCU | F/M (30+)

[standardprocedure]

[#5 makes the most sense here, but can be talked into other options.]

aerith gainsborough | ffvii remake | m/f

[fleural]

iris | ace attorney | m/f

[gentleblossom]

kyouko kirigiri | dangan ronpa | m/f

[useyournoodle]

whitley schnee || rwby || ota

[poshture]

[ given his status, 4 or 6 are the most likely, but happy to roll with anything! ]

Steve Rogers ● MCU

[lostbets]

Mystique | Marvel Comics 616U | OTA

[shapely]

monique harper | original

[pareidolian]

[ lbr she's doing you a favor. ]

neal asterly | original

[apophenian]

[ m/m for legit. ]

Spooky Jones | The Young Protectors | OTA

[ifightmonsters]

[Here for all your wisecracking fake-boyfriend-running-defense needs.]

Nagisa Shiota | Assassination Classroom | pref m/m but ota

[knifesmiles]

[he's had to do this sort of thing a LOT as part of his assassin training, but anything that'd turn serious would probably be m/m]

Ignis Scientia | FFXV | ota

[strived]

Loki | MCU | 21+

[cuttingremark]

[remembers_budapest]

[So this can only go horribly but it's a trainwreck I kind of want to see.
Some version of #5 where Loki survives and has to try and play nice(ish) with his brother's friends?]

Sora | Kingdom Hearts | ota

[heartdive]

margaery tyrell | game of thrones

[versigny]