I demand meme representation for those of us who want catboy boyfriends

[wheesockies]

>> premise

Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a concientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be. The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapien. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed. Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human. So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know? As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo! All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best. However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to. According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right. Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child. It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant. Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet. These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders. Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions. Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends. Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans. With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master!

>> how to play

Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies. So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon. Rules Comment with your character and say whether they'd be a master or a pet. Ideally, they could be played as both. Mention what kind of each they'd be and what they'd be like, (ie: "Xx-chan is a bunny girl who is happy to please her master" or "Asterothia is a cat boy who is aloof but loyal to his true master"). For pets, be sure to include features ("wolf ears, tail, teeth). REMEMBER, pet does not automatically equal submissive and master automatically equal dominant. This is not a BDSM setting though BDSM can be included. How far you want to go with the actual "pet" aspect is up to you, as well. Your pet could just be your slightly-furry roommate or soulmate! Comment to others. Play out the scene.

>> prompts

This by now means an all-inclusive list, but it should get you going in the right direction. First Time Pet/Owner: Usually, pets are gotten at a young age; you're an old dog. Can you learn new tricks? True Bond: What all masters and pets yearn for...the pet's loyalty and adoration for life. Love: It's expected for masters to love their pets, but to love them? Romance is strictly forbidden. Old "Couple": Master and pet have grown together and know each other. You know, know each other. Loss of Master: The pet has lost their master, perhaps even their True Bond. Is it possible to move on? Young Master/Older Pet: Pets age quicker than masters, so it's possible to end up with a bit of an "age" difference. Family Pet: This pet's been raised as part of the family. What happens when their feelings for a family member get more than platonic. For Your Protection: You don't want to be a master, but you have to take in a pet for their protection lest they be in danger from the general public. Stray: You're a stray or a "Free." Can you live like this with your biology screaming for you to make a match? Servant: You're more servant than pet. All Sex, All the Time: The only purpose for this pet is to service the master, and not in a way that means cleaning their house. Guard: You're a loyal bodyguard, a service pet. You'll do anything for your master. Anything. Pet Play: This is for those who prefer to keep their animals on leashes, have them eat from bowls, and keep away from clothing. Breaking In: Training is important with any pet. In Love with Another Master...or Pet: To lust after another's master is no better than treason, and to wish to be with another pet just cruel! Punishment: Bad dog, no nookie! Heat: All pets go into heat, and it's the responsibility of the owner to take care of this problem. After all, unchecked dry humping kills thousands every year. Breeding: Breeders know the best qualities in each type and mate the cream of the crop together to continue lines. It's a hobby for some, a calling for others. Pregnancy: So, about that whole "hybrid" thing. It maaaay be more true than you think, even if pet/human pregnancies are the stuff of salacious tabloids. Territorial: Hey, hey, other dog person! This is your apartment. Stay the fuck out! Kennel: Kennels are where unadopted pets are kept. They're generally agreed to be depressing places. Why not volunteer at one, keeping the pets healthy and happy with the kind of affection only humans can show? Rebelling Against the System: Damn the Man! Pet people are people, too! Just be careful not to get talk. You know what happens to bad pets. Instant Attraction: You ever just look at someone and know they're the one? That they're...your master? But what if you've been trying to fight it? Well, don't try! Dominant Pet: You might be the pet, but you call the shots, at least in the bedroom. Pet Show: Everyone wants to show off how perfect their animal is. Look at that ass! And you'll never believe their special skills... Therapeutic: Pets, especially those bred for their kindliness, are perfect therapy for those who've been through trauma and heartache. Jealousy: Who's that around your master? Oh, hell no. They better not be touching them! Petting: Pet people are absolutely gaga for being touched. Even the most steely ones turn to mush for rubs. Games: Playing with your pet and giving them exercise is a key to happiness. Of course, with a pet person, you might want to use other toys instead of a ball.

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Holly (Corsaint Phoenix) | Dragalia Lost | OTA

[regenerant]

[Smut preferred! Holly is a phoenix, so she has wings and a feathery tail, but she can make the former disappear for intimate moments (they'd get in the way!). Bubbly, a little clumsy, and very earnest, she will do anything she can to please her master.]

[beheaded]

[ just like the song passed down in wonderland since time immemorial, the queen of hearts, riddle, has been agonizing over making tarts all on a summer's day. an important gala is on the horizon, and while his cooking skills have always been subpar at best, riddle always makes it a point to bring a tart. it's always been the duty of the queen of hearts, after all, and riddle wouldn't dream of breaking such an important tradition.

normally, he's too proud and pompous to realize the extent of how terrible he is in the kitchen, and it doesn't help that guests and card soldiers alike are too afraid of facing his wrath to tell him the truth. however, baking tarts in particular has never come easily to him. he had hoped that the assistance of his pet corsaint phoenix, his darling holly, would be enough to make this whole ordeal easier. if nothing else, her presence never failed to brighten riddle's mood and bring his wildfire of a temper down to a low simmer.

needless to say, he was very wrong. ]

Holly! Didn't I ask you to keep an eye on the crust?!

[ riddle slams the cookbook he had been poring over hopelessly onto the kitchen island, and turns to regard his phoenix with an exasperated scowl. he knows she's doing her best, and he's come quite a long way from how he used to behave towards her when he first made her his, but in the end, riddle's temper always seems to win out over his good senses. even the pet he's come to adore with all his heart can get caught in the crossfire of one of his tantrums. ]

So sorry for the delay!

[regenerant]

I was! I promise!

[ Holly practically wails in response, the feathers on her tail fluffing up in agitation. She always wants to do her best to please Riddle, but Wonderland knows she's even less gifted in the culinary arts than he is. The crusts were looking wonderful - all golden brown as they baked in the old-fashioned brick oven - but then Holly got distracted looking at the fire and all of a sudden they began smoking.

She's coughing now as she pulls them from the oven, big mitts over her delicate hands, and looking terribly forlorn as she faces her master with the results. Tears fill her large eyes as she presents him with the ruined crusts. ]

I'm sorry...

dw! you're totally fine!

[beheaded]

[ riddle waves a hand through the air to help clear the smoke, stifling a cough of his own as me moves in closer to inspect the catastrophe. needless to say, the dark brown and black crusts are unsalvageable. unfortunately for holly, the sincere reproach in her voice and the tears in her eyes do little to gain riddle's sympathy. ]

How in Wonderland did you manage this?! You know how important galas are! Furthermore, the rules state that the queen is required to bring a tart. I can't possibly serve charcoal to our guests, Holly!

[ with a harsh sigh, riddle crosses his arms and gives his head a dissatisfied shake. ]

We're as good as Tweedledee and Tweedledum when it comes to baking... Well, don't just stand there. Toss those away so we can start over. I'll watch the oven this time so you don't darn near smoke us out again.

[regenerant]

[ Holly picks at one of the ruined crusts and sadly nibbles the corner. An ashy taste any phoenix loves, but definitely unsuitable for human palates. ]

I'll make sure these don't go to waste. It'd be a shame to throw them out.

[ She topples the burnt crusts onto a piece of parchment paper and sets the tray aside. Turning back to Riddle, she clenches her fists and gives him an encouraging nod. As unskilled as she is, Holly is nothing if not determined. She'll keep remaking the tarts all night if it means pleasing her master. ]

The next batch will be better, sire!

[beheaded]

[ had it been anyone else, riddle would have continued scolding them, possibly even worse depending on the number of crusts they'd ruined. heck, in the early phases of their relationship, he most likely would have done the same to holly, relentlessly berating her anytime she messed up.

right now though, seeing his pet remaining so positive in the face of what is definitely a hopeless situation makes riddle feel almost, almost guilty for being so mean to her earlier. ]

...There is no need for you to hold onto that rubbish. You really should toss them out.

[ with a sigh, riddle reaches up to curl his hands around those determined little fists, and eases them down slightly. ]

Perhaps it would be best for us to put this aside for the day. At the rate we're going, you'll be eating crust for days.

[ a small sigh as he meets her gaze. ]

I would be a rotten master if I made my darling girl sick or upset.

[regenerant]

Maybe too many crusts isn't all that good for me... but you could never make me upset, sire.

[Ever optimistic, Holly gives Riddle a bright, reassuring smile. Maybe she's not the greatest help in the kitchen, but she does know how to give Riddle all the loving attention he could ask for.]

I think a break would do you good. Is there anything I can do to help take your mind off things?

[beheaded]

[ as holly has seen, it's a difficult job being the queen of hearts, even moreso when you're dedicated to pulling it off with aplomb like riddle is. honestly, holly's doting sweetness has been one of the few things keeping him sane throughout all this.

maybe he should be nicer to her... but how? for now, all riddle can do is smile before leaning in to give his phoenix a kiss on the forehead. ]

Now now. None of your flattery. Let me fuss you a bit instead. I'm sure that'll make us both feel better.

[ is his proposal mostly to alleviate some of his his guilt? probably. still, he releases holly's hands to glance over the kitchen island before his gaze settles on the nearby container of strawberries. he reaches around her to take one between his fingertips before offering it to his precious pet. ]

I think you would prefer these over those charred crusts. Say 'aaah', Holly.

Momiji Sohma | Fruits Basket

[daskaninchen]

[this bunny boy can be pet or master, open to any prompts; as a pet he'll have ears, maybe a tail if you like]

Arthur Morgan - Red Dead Redemption II - OTA20+

[unshakencowboah]

[Prefer pet (a stray stag or bear), owner only if discussed first.]

Nickov // Original Character // M/M

[paintednoble]

[Either pet or owner. As a pet he’d be a more feral/animalistic version of his species.]

Blair | Soul Eater | m/f

[pumpumpumpkin]

[Cat-girl! Happy to play with an owner or other pets as well.]

Xiao Xingchen | the Untamed/MDZS | ota

[stardustofdawn]

[Can be a stray cat or fox or even wolf, it's up to you. Pet or owner. He's blind, but either role of pet or owner can be fine. He's sweet, soft, but can be a little on the naïve side and emotionally fragile. As a pet, he protects. Open to smut both M/F or M/M]

Leanne | Fire Emblem | F/M

[song_princess]

[Open to being an owner or a pet. As a owner, she will be a semi-pushover as well as spoiling her pet rotten. As a pet Leanne can come in cat, bird, fox, bun or wolf.]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | M/M

[runningwithwolves]

Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII | M/F

[mylockedheart]

Noctis Lucis Caelum | Final Fantasy XV | M/M

[princeofnight]

[unshakencowboah]

Arthur's trips to the city were only monthly now, enough to sell what he'd hunted, pick up anything he needed, and then head home to his cabin, modest little place but big enough for potentially a pet.

Trouble was, he wasn't sure what he wanted, something adopted for sure, too many pets in shelters these days, but picking the right companion was difficult. By now the shelters knew him as he stopped by to see what was available, and while all pulled at his heartstrings, none really spoke to him.

After loading up his truck with the last of the groceries, he decided to go get a coffee for the road, the damp rainy weather not making for the most pleasant of trips but then again it was the city, Arthur much preferred the openness of the sky and trees.

He paused near the coffee shop, spotting something down the alley, a long tail? Probably a cat. Well, not one to pass up helping a stray he called out, "Hey there little guy, you okay?"

[princeofnight]

There was a hiss from the shadow in the alley and the tail moved out of sight. Noctis watched Arthur stand at the entrance to the alley and wondered if he could sucker this guy into some food. The poor dragon was starving but Noctis wasn’t a fan of the idea of being owned. He liked his freedom so he stayed away from the shelters and escaped the men that rounded up stray pets as much as he could.

But with a grumbling belly Noctis slowly came out of the shadow, eyes watching Arthur carefully. The younger male had black scales grouped in clusters here and there on his body. A long black tail that seemed to have its own mind. His wings were tucked against his back, out of the way, and he had little nubby horns high on his forehead. Noctis put on a sad pathetic look on his face, hoping for sympathy.

“Do you have any food?” Noctis asked, sounding so sad. It also helped that he had one arm tucked against his chest like it was hurt. It only had a cut on it but Noctis was milking for all it was worth. This guys had ‘sucker’ written all over his face.

[unshakencowboah]

"Christ...you're a dragon?" Arthur breathed, crouching down. He'd never seen a mythic exotic, hell he didn't know they still existed, figuring they'd been so interbred with one another into infertility or something. Apparently not. Though that did make him think about where this one come from. Was some rich folk missing him? Could be a pretty reward for bringing him home...

He spotted the tucked arm.

"...You're injured." he noted. Either he'd gotten into a fight, or his previous owner wasn't all that loving...

"Yea...yea let me get you somethin', must be starvin'." he got up "Be back in a moment." he said and disappeared into the coffee shop.

Oh yes, he was definitely a sucker for an animal in need.

[princeofnight]

Oh Noctis had been right about the human and he smiled a little when he heard the door to the coffee shop close behind Arthur. He would get food and then get away before the human had a crazy idea of taking him to a shelter.

He slunked back into the shadows as he didn’t want anyone else seeing him. It helped that his scales were black though that made his dirty pale skin kind of stand out because of them.

Noctis waited, wondering what Arthur would bring him. He should have mentioned some water too. Noctis hadn’t had clean cold water for days.

[unshakencowboah]

Arthur got up to the counter and hesitated like an idiot unsure of what a dragon would like. In the end he decided on a sandwich and a hot cocoa as it would warm the dragon up and be more filling than a coffee. He did consider some water but like hell was he paying five bucks a bottle. He had some in his trunk, he could give the dragon a couple and maybe even patch up his arm if he let him. Strays were skittish.

He returned quick as he could, almost thinking the dragon had left when he spotted him looking around the dumpster.

"Hey there, got you a sandwich and some hot chocolate." he said, about to set the cup and bag down when he realized it was too wet to do so. "Uhh, here?" he held them out to him. "I got some water in my truck, wait a bit and I can get a couple bottles, also have a look at that arm if you like."

[princeofnight]

Noctis slowly crept out again when Arthur returned with a sandwich and hot chocolate. When was the last time he had hot chocolate of all things? The dragon’s stomach grumbled and he moved closer but a slow careful pace, watching Arthur for any tricks or sudden movement.

He finally got within reach and having to lean forward, Noctis slowly reached out with a dirty hand, his claws broken, and oh so carefully took the sandwich.

“Thank you,” Noctis said softly, remembering his manners, before he proceeded to devour the sandwich in a couple of large quick bites.

[unshakencowboah]

He was in pretty bad shape. Malnourished, sporting some sort of injury, and filthy and broken. Still, he wasn't bad on the eyes. But he'd dealt with a fair amount of strays in his time, they rarely wanted to be taken home or to a shelter so he had to let the pet call the shots.

"Hey hey" he chuckled as the dragon inhaled the sandwich "Slowly or you'll just throw it up in a moment" he said

He held the cocoa until the dragon reached for it. "Careful, don't burn yourself." he advised before scratching his beard. "You want to stay on the street or you want a place to crash for a bit?" he asked.

Arthur would be lying if he said he didn't want to keep him, but he wasn't the sort to take a pet in against their will. Pets were already given so little of their own freedoms. "Oh uhh let me go get you that water." he said and headed out of the alley again down the street to his truck parked off to the side.

Nie Huaisang | The Untamed | OTA

[eternalgrief]

[ Lets go with cat boy. Open to pretty much any scenarios. ]