One handed flirting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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elsa. FR❄ZEN. ota

[snedronningen]

Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel | M/F

[assholic]

[No Kilgraves. Cast/crosscanon/dceu/mcu/ocs welcome. Misfires a-ok.]

[starkinternship]

are milkshakes still sexy?

ben k̶y̶l̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶n̶ solo. STAR☆WARS. ota

[vaderstan]

vic mcqueen ❄ nos4a2

[inscapes]

Caliban | Chilling Adventures of Sabrina | ota

[clayking]

Lucas Roarke | Original Character

[theriomorphism]

[M/F leaning, but I'm open to M/M with the right party. Misfires welcome. Feline shapeshifter. Info in journal.]

[internalised]

I am soliciting a dick pic. If you have the time.

Rude || FFVII (Remake) || M/F

[hand_slipped]

((Optional scene: He's kidnapped someone and is letting them sweat it out while sexting you. Bonus points: Either you're his boss and he's doing the kidnapping on your orders, or you know what he does and it's a turn-on and part of the sexting. Or both.))

Ooh, fun!

[fantabulousandwich]

You take such pretty pictures. Ansel Adams eat your heart out.

Got a meet with the brother in an hour; we'll go from there.

..... give him a kick from me.

Zane — Borderlands — OTA

[digiclone]

[highwinder]

Heads I get the money, tails I get your dick. Sound fair?

tahani al-jamil | the good place | ota

[namedroppings]

laura moon | american gods

[decayings]

Derek Lockwood | Original | OTA

[doctricis]

keeley jones | ted lasso

[coffka]

carol danvers | mcu | ota

[nodoubts]

[el_heir]

You know what's sad

You don't have me up against a wall right now

natasha romanoff | mcu | f/m

[bozhemoi]

[weekend_avenger]

I'm 100 percent sure we can quit SHIELD and become strippers with better money and benefits.

barbara gordon (dc, f/m)

[whenicall]

harley quinn | dceu | f/m

[hiyapuddin]

leia organa ( star wars, f/m )

[organanic]

padme amidala ( star wars, f/m )

[senatoring]

dick grayson | titans | m/f

[dicktroit]

poison ivy | harley quinn tv | f/f

[ecoterrorisms]

[ryototsukai]

[ Was she aware that Pamela was a legitimately dangerous person?

Yes.

Did that stop her from shooting her shot and sending a mirror selfie of her backside?

Not even remotely. (Hell, the danger probably just made her feel bolder about it). ]

the moon is beautiful tonight, isn't it?

[ It didn't stop her from a terrible joke, either. ]

STEVE HARRINGTON | Stranger things | ota

[familyvideo]

wei wuxian //mdzs/untamed

[weixianme]

felix fraldarius × fe3h × ota

[savants]

( misfires only. )

[axelazy]

Sooo

What are you wearing?

nito nazuna | ensemble stars! | ota

[pyonpyon]

pretzel × food fantasy × ota

[geyoten]

( misfires only unless we've threaded before. )