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1. Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
2. I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
3. you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are one intelligent drunk
4. You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
5. (Text him!)
2. I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
3. you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are one intelligent drunk
4. You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
5. (Text him!)
1. of course he’s dumb. he’s got a 9 inch dick! there’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. it’s science.
2. have you considered murder?
3. wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
4. fuck you. you updated twitter but didn't answer my text. i know you're alive.
5. i heard we made out.
6. [ text him. open to any and all shenanigans. ]
2. have you considered murder?
3. wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
4. fuck you. you updated twitter but didn't answer my text. i know you're alive.
5. i heard we made out.
6. [ text him. open to any and all shenanigans. ]
1: Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
2: I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
3: This person keeps on sending me little icons of eggplants, peaches, tongues, water droplets, and hand symbols. I feel like I’m not understanding something.
4: I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
5: I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
6: [bring your own text]
2: I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
3: This person keeps on sending me little icons of eggplants, peaches, tongues, water droplets, and hand symbols. I feel like I’m not understanding something.
4: I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
5: I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
6: [bring your own text]
1: You. Me. Closest empty room. We have 20 minutes.
2: Remind me never to take that much pain killer ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
3: you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on
4: ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and you're welcome.
5: I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
6: [bring your own text]
2: Remind me never to take that much pain killer ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
3: you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on
4: ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and you're welcome.
5: I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
6: [bring your own text]
Edited 2021-02-20 07:39 (UTC)
1: Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
2: Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of corellian rum and moving on.
3: Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
4: So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... '
5: long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
6: [bring your own text]
2: Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of corellian rum and moving on.
3: Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
4: So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... '
5: long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
6: [bring your own text]
1. i told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
2. he's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a burrito. if you ever get him this drunk again i WILL shoot you.
3. nope he's in the ER. he lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks. moron.
4. so why are you in my phone under "the last survivor"?
5. ( bring your own/ misfire him )
I don't know if I'm more impressed about his dedication, or more horrified someone would try that.
1. If I get one more cadet in my medbay because they stuck something somewhere it didn't belong I will quit and go live on Risa
2. I rather not break my neck. My patients tend to respect me less when I'm in a neck cast.
3. Since my partner became part mushroom, I don't eat fungal lifeforms anymore.
4. I love it when people discover they can still vomit in zero gravity.
2. I rather not break my neck. My patients tend to respect me less when I'm in a neck cast.
3. Since my partner became part mushroom, I don't eat fungal lifeforms anymore.
4. I love it when people discover they can still vomit in zero gravity.
Edited 2021-02-20 07:43 (UTC)
1: It's a bit inconvenient how often you cause me to have an erection.
2: It's kind of sad that my greatest accomplishment today is that I stood up and didn't fall down.
3: Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Or vice versa. Happy?
4: Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me the good painkillers and juice.
5: I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
6: [bring your own text]
2: It's kind of sad that my greatest accomplishment today is that I stood up and didn't fall down.
3: Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Or vice versa. Happy?
4: Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me the good painkillers and juice.
5: I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
6: [bring your own text]
1: woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. you're dangerous.
2: Never in my life have I been as excited to nap as I am right now.
3: This is me politely asking you to slam me against the wall and make out with me.
4: Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the 'fresher floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
5: But in all honesty, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
6: [bring your own text]
2: Never in my life have I been as excited to nap as I am right now.
3: This is me politely asking you to slam me against the wall and make out with me.
4: Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the 'fresher floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
5: But in all honesty, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
6: [bring your own text]
a. You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested.
b. I'm surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
c. He just left with that guy you kept calling "Jessica."
d. Don't fuck the Commissioner. That'll just end in tears.
e. [wild card]
b. I'm surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
c. He just left with that guy you kept calling "Jessica."
d. Don't fuck the Commissioner. That'll just end in tears.
e. [wild card]
I've heard stories, consoled a few of his discards. Would not recommend.
Aside from having known each other all these years, this is one of the reasons why I cherish our friendship so much. I'm fortunate to receive your kindness of which I can only hope to return.
This, receiving word from you, is enough to make me smile.
[ Mary does catch the teasing tone, causing an amused laugh to escape her. ]
I'm envious of your way with words, dear friend. And I would love nothing more than to read your poems so that I may imagine myself interwoven in your rhymes. Please take me back to those times we spent together as young children so that I may recall our happier memories. This is the best escape I can ask for.
This, receiving word from you, is enough to make me smile.
[ Mary does catch the teasing tone, causing an amused laugh to escape her. ]
I'm envious of your way with words, dear friend. And I would love nothing more than to read your poems so that I may imagine myself interwoven in your rhymes. Please take me back to those times we spent together as young children so that I may recall our happier memories. This is the best escape I can ask for.
Your heart is as soft and gentle as it has always been, Mary. If I can do my part to help keep it that way, I may be able to continue call myself your true friend and that is what I long for.
My next letter will be accompanied by a poem, then. Although you really must lower your expectations - I may have a way with words like this, but poetry is an art that I've yet to fully master. Truthfully, I am most excited about visiting our times with you as I write.
Which reminds me, I do hope that you're eating well? No matter what your concerns may be, you must keep up your strength and eat.
My next letter will be accompanied by a poem, then. Although you really must lower your expectations - I may have a way with words like this, but poetry is an art that I've yet to fully master. Truthfully, I am most excited about visiting our times with you as I write.
Which reminds me, I do hope that you're eating well? No matter what your concerns may be, you must keep up your strength and eat.
Tenjou Utena || Revolutionary Girl Utena/Shoujo Kakumei Utena || OTA
tenjou_utena
2021-02-20 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
1 - Did you rearrange the lawn decorations to have it look like the deers are having sex with the snowman?
2 - Your idea of fun and my idea of fun are two different things.
3 - What exactly did we do last night? Everything is sketchy.
4 - The color of my underwear has nothing to do with tomorrow's exercise!
5 - text her!
2 - Your idea of fun and my idea of fun are two different things.
3 - What exactly did we do last night? Everything is sketchy.
4 - The color of my underwear has nothing to do with tomorrow's exercise!
5 - text her!
1. Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. Everyone who said I was a hopeless misanthrope was entirely correct.
2. I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate.
3. No. I'm telling you no. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
4. You think they've got vape stores in Vegas?
2. I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate.
3. No. I'm telling you no. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
4. You think they've got vape stores in Vegas?
I think it might partly have to do with the fact that you announce it at every possible occasion.
1. Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme so I'm suing for emotional distress.
2. Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for a cookout. Do it again and Cyborg will ban you for life.
3. I want to disappear from this mission like a fart in the wind.đź’¨
4. Have you considered murder?
5. [ Text her! ]
2. Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for a cookout. Do it again and Cyborg will ban you for life.
3. I want to disappear from this mission like a fart in the wind.đź’¨
4. Have you considered murder?
5. [ Text her! ]
lmao i had just tossed x-ray on here to make an overflow thread but you beat me to it!
subparkour
- 2021-02-20 08:12 (UTC) - Expand1. Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you masturbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
2. You grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
3. Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
4. I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
5. Text him!
2. You grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
3. Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
4. I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
5. Text him!
1. He googled "how long will I be drunk" and just started crying. Please come get him.
2. Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow.
3. I'm probably going to regret asking but...what happened last night?
4. Made a straight man question his sexuality again.
5. Take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
6. Text/misfire him.
1. only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
2. They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
3. Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
4. Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
5. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
2. They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
3. Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
4. Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
5. Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
1. I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience.
2. Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
3. Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
4. I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Do you require assistance with this... well. Whatever it is?
o1. What's the purpose of getting drunk? It tastes awful!
o2. I saw more of the Mighty Nein's training than I cared to. I'll just go back to studying this cookbook. Safer that way.
o3. Someone pet my ears and I purred. That was awkward.
o4. Did you intend to send an image of you naked? Because, ah, well. It's a flattering image, sure. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it.
o5. TEXT HIM!
o2. I saw more of the Mighty Nein's training than I cared to. I'll just go back to studying this cookbook. Safer that way.
o3. Someone pet my ears and I purred. That was awkward.
o4. Did you intend to send an image of you naked? Because, ah, well. It's a flattering image, sure. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it.
o5. TEXT HIM!
It was a bit of both. Began as training, then turned into... something else.
Worse? They all skipped breakfast. Too tired from their "stress relief". The next battle will not go well.
Worse? They all skipped breakfast. Too tired from their "stress relief". The next battle will not go well.
this darned character has me looking up d&d spells lols
deadpeople_tea
- 2021-02-20 10:48 (UTC) - Expand1. He cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him.
2. Thank god dogs can't talk. They see way to much.
3. He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers.
I just want a relationship with another sane adult, is that too much to ask.
4. Please reassure me that getting drunk in honor of walking in on two of my students having sex in the auditorium is the right move
2. Thank god dogs can't talk. They see way to much.
3. He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers.
I just want a relationship with another sane adult, is that too much to ask.
4. Please reassure me that getting drunk in honor of walking in on two of my students having sex in the auditorium is the right move
They can, actually. If you know the right way to listen.
Which god or goddess do you pray to?
Which god or goddess do you pray to?
1. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look cool or tough wearing sandals.
2. It's 3am. Unless your emergency level is a 7 or higher, don't text me.
3. At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
4. My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
5. (text him)
2. It's 3am. Unless your emergency level is a 7 or higher, don't text me.
3. At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
4. My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
5. (text him)
1. I got too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm proud or ashamed.
2. I hate when you actually try to perform a serious ballad instead of nonsense barroom jigs and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
3. That woman stole all my smallclothes! ALL of them!
4. All I know is that my muse has been DEAD since I last had sex and matters are getting DIRE.
5. So the good news I didn't drown.
2. I hate when you actually try to perform a serious ballad instead of nonsense barroom jigs and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
3. That woman stole all my smallclothes! ALL of them!
4. All I know is that my muse has been DEAD since I last had sex and matters are getting DIRE.
5. So the good news I didn't drown.
1. I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
2. I think your Sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in the living-room area. I though you were supposed to be the adult.
3. Can you not go 'Tony, no!' at me all the time? You know I take that as encouragement.
4. Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would be my fake date?
5. [wild card]
2. I think your Sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in the living-room area. I though you were supposed to be the adult.
3. Can you not go 'Tony, no!' at me all the time? You know I take that as encouragement.
4. Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would be my fake date?
5. [wild card]
You know - you'd think I'd have learned that by now.
(ooc: Trying to distract myself from the failure that is my state's absolute inability to support infrastructure.)
(ooc: Trying to distract myself from the failure that is my state's absolute inability to support infrastructure.)
1. The four other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the restaurant because the trains have stopped. Just improvise, you know?
2. The freaking DOCTOR commented on my hickies. I managed to stutter “it was my birthday” while she was giving me a shot and she smiled knowingly.
3. I’ll be there in a sec, but don’t ask me why I’m covered in frosting.
4. He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If I’m not in love, then I don’t know what love is.
5. ( or text the birthday girl yourself! )
2. The freaking DOCTOR commented on my hickies. I managed to stutter “it was my birthday” while she was giving me a shot and she smiled knowingly.
3. I’ll be there in a sec, but don’t ask me why I’m covered in frosting.
4. He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If I’m not in love, then I don’t know what love is.
5. ( or text the birthday girl yourself! )
1.It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
2.He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
3.I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
4.I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
2.He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
3.I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
4.I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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