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The REALLY Bad Wordplay Meme

You now have the urge to do something horrible involving 'wordplay'. I say 'wordplay' and not wordplay because it involves one or more of the following:

1. Bad puns. If you're Meenah you probably won't notice much of a difference.

2. Terrible pick up lines. Here's some examples if you need to get started.

3. Horrible jokes. Knock knock....

4. Or riddles, puzzles, and things of that sort. You can't just open a door, you have to tell a riddle about it. You can't just get that gummy bear out of the jar, you need to slide the other ones out of the way because...you're not sure why but picarats are probably at stake.

I'd say have fun, but given the subject you might be better off merely trying to survive. In the event that you need an excuse, assume magical cupcakes were provided or something.

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[Here for all your Wordplay and Pick-Up line needs.]

[ NO REGRETS. ]

[Uh huh. See if you say that in five minutes.

...because through a series of events that mainly involved Meme Logic they were trapped in a room. More specifically, this room was in the realm of Cupid, the Spirit of Love. How they got there was a long story, one involving somebody having to say hey and North having a sudden and inexplicable cold and it just got delegated and...you know.

At this point you'd think this would segue to 101 bad pick up lines. In fact, the universe seemed to expectantly hesitate, the world ever so slightly tilting on its axis...before spinning in a different direction entirely as Jack picked up the object and asked...]

A cantaloupe? [It took him a moment to identify the fruit. It took him a moment longer to get it.

Apparently Cupid, who was nowhere to be seen, liked fruit puns.]

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[ Canonical bad punner/talking skeleton-like abomination here at your service. Or possibly terror. ]

[ SO THERE IS A DOOR.

there is a paper painstakingly inscribed with instructions: namely, that neither of them will be able to get through it without citing a certain amount of good puns as jokes.

there is a boy scowling at the paper deeply. this is not the shit he expected when he was assigned this case. why is the door behind them locked and sealed into the wall. ]

"Good", they say...

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4!!! plus whatever else u want ofc

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[ this meme was made for me ]

[ hello number 4 ]

[If your name is Leon S. Kennedy, she ain't got time for this.]

Heard you're good with weapons. Wanna put your hands on mine?

[There are copious amounts of magical cupcakes involved. No really, why is he doing this?]

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ladskjd oh my god

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o7

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I swear I can tag regularly oh my god sorry

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Tagging regularly is for zombies!

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then we've got our work cut out for us

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[Bring it!]

Ah.

[ somehow, somewhere in Japan, there is a contest with a singular prize: a lifetime's supply of cookies. . . and a Regalia. guarded by a lot of kings and also the honor of all participants. this whole arrangement possibly courtesy of somebody beyond the fourth-wall with too bad a sense of humor at five in the morning.

because that contest? a comedy duo routine.

which this unlikely matchup is apparently dealing with in the best possible way.

jokebook in hand, Kururu reads over the first few pages. . . carefully. . . ]

Do you know many jokes?

/snuggles

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-stares at yue- o_o

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'^'!

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This is going to be so painful xD

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Deliciously so :D

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I was hoping for canonmates T///^///T

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I've never seen any others before....! ;v;

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I saw only one before Yue (Get it? You-Yue? ;D) ;o;

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The puns have got Tougo!! (whyyy)

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Come on Yue what's got your tail in a twist? (Win)

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I'd ask Kurogitsune but he went to get his furtune told. (worst)

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Or maybe he's playing fetch. (Horrible puns. Yue try a bad pick up line!)

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(P-pick up.....!?)

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( I CANT DO IT ON MY OWN. )

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(something like, I always read the menu 'cause it's always got me 'n' you!)

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( I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT ONE XD)

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(:D!?)

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( YOU ARE A GOOD FLIRT)

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(In that case perhaps I shall seduce you to my game...!)

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(Moving so fast~ You just started your path of bad pick up lines....!)

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(I-I can't think of any more.....!!)

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(D: Then...! -crais- You can still thread with me and and pm me if you want ;.;)

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(I shall thread to the very end!! ;v;)

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(Good u////u I hope you'll pm me when you want another thread Also. Akki would be his love life orz)

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(I'll definitely try to pm...! And Akki may already be part of his life at this point haha)

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He is. TSUBAKI CAN'T EVEN HIDE WHAT IS THIS

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Quick Tsubaki, escape with Yue to the shrine!!

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NO. You take him somewhere else! Like like the river. NO MEALS NONE.

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oh well the river's nice too they can buy some snacks over there........

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Yes yes and Yue won't eat him.

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Maybe Tsubaki's delicious too.... '^'

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.......Is it a good tasting or is it a bad tasting '3'

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Which one's which? '3'

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The bad is eating him 'o'

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Either way's probably delicious c:

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Don't eat your friend Yue ;///;

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But I'm huuungryyyyy 'A'

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I am too but you don't see me nibbling on your shoulder or arm :T

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Well of course not you're human '^'

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If you try to eat me I'll bite you 'w'

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....I'll bite back 'w'

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I-I'll lick you >:U

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O-oh... ////

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So now you won't eat Tsubaki riiiight?

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Does that mean I should eat Akki instead.....

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NO. No eating the stalker ;o;

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But foooooodd...! ;~;

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Wi-will a kissu help? QAQ

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K-kissu..... oAo

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Kissus make everything better? QAQ

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[DID SOMEONE SAY PUZZLES?!]

[because this meme reminds me of one such puzzle UvU]

[PUN AT ME, BRO]

I know it's a lovely colour and all, but you don't look too blue about this turn of events~

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[This meme really is the cat's meow!!]

[This meme was made for the cast of Cabin Pressure.]

[All John wanted to do was to catch a flight back to London. What could possibly go wrong with that??]

Starting with Douglas, but feel free to request the others XD

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/applause from the mun for Douglas

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/wipes brow/ thanks, Arthur is honestly my shakiest, we'll see how it goes

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<333

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handwaving universes, because it's more fun that way XD

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Did you hear the most recent eppy with the 1 syllable challenge?

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I did not, I have up to season 3

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S4 available on BBC iPlayer radio - free! Go, go, go XD

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TY!

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XD

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Sherlock pretending to be Martin~

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mun embarrassed but laughing b/c Douglas is fantastic

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Thanks, I'm glad I'm doing him justice. XD

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slight head canon - 4 wives, there's bound to be kids somewhere...

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true true

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[Open to anything, have at him!]

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