The god of hammering

[asoftermeme]

THE SMUTTY PANTHEON Gods and Goddesses exist, sitting in the heavens high up in the clouds watching over Mortals. However, just simply sitting on your throne in the heavens and watching things from afar isn't something all gods find riveting. A simple visit to Earth can do much to refresh a God. Perhaps you're a God or Goddess venturing down into the mortal world or maybe you're a mortal that is getting the chance to encounter a God. All things are possible here. Reply with your character's Name | Canon | Pref in the subject line. Feel free to list if you would rather play them as a God/Goddess (and what they are the God or Goddess of) or Mortal anywhere on your comment. Include anything else that you think may be important. Optionally include what scenarios you are or aren't interested in or make up your own that you would like to do. Reply to others!

1.) Visiting Mortals Mortals pray to the Gods all of the time. It doesn't hurt to pay them a visit from time to time. Maybe even reward them for their devotion. 2.) Bored Gods Gods sometimes get bored staying in their domains. Sometimes they want to visit the world of the mortals and see what the humans are up to. That or see what sort of trouble they can get up to in the human world. 3.) Invisible Hands Sometimes, you can feel a God's hand guiding you in the right direction. Sometimes you can feel a God's hand doing other things… 4.) A Blessing Mortals pray in their time of need. Sometimes they would like a blessing or the strength to get them through a situation. As a God, you have a unique way of bestowing these blessings. 5.) Demi-Creation Often God wants offspring of their own, but that offspring doesn't necessarily have to be a full-blooded God. A life among the mortals could do them good, you just have to sire them first. 6.) With Another God Mortals can be fun, but other Gods can scratch an itch that Mortals just can't. It doesn't matter if they are part of your Pantheon or another. Visit another God or maybe bump into them at some Godly shindig. 7.) Punishment Punishing a Mortal for their sins, real or perceived, is something that a God just has to do. How you do it is up to you. 8.) Rule Over Why sit up in the clouds when you can rule on Earth. Mortals will bow down to your Godly might, no matter where you are. 9.) Transformation Being a God can be like being a celebrity. Mortals know your face and there is truly no way to walk among them without being noticed. Lucky for you, you can change your appearance and move among them. You could even transform into..other things, should you so desire. 10.) In The Family Gods are above the petty notion of Incestuous relationships being taboo. No matter what your relationship is to the other, be they god or Demi-God, the two of you can indulge as much as you like. 11.) Gods Bargain A bargain between two Gods can be like a bargain between two mortals. Though maybe the two of you are putting more at stake than just a simple thing like money. 12.) Controlled By Mortals Gods are supposed to be infallible, but things can happen. Maybe you were sealed in a place for misdeeds or bound to an object by a spell that has been placed upon you. Regardless of what happened, you with all your Godly power are at the mercy of a Mortal, no matter what they want to do to you. 13.) God Saved In their time of need, you saw fit to reach out and save them. Perhaps you brought them to your domain when they were facing certain death or maybe you went and physically saved them. However it was done, they may choose to show you a special brand of gratitude. 14.) Servant Of The Gods Gods have their servants, be they lesser divine being or Mortals that work as Priests/Priestesses and protect and care for the God's place of worship. It doesn't hurt to let them know you appreciate their efforts from time to time. 15.) New Gods One of you are new to Godhood. Maybe you have just discovered your first worshiper and want to visit them or maybe an older God would like to give you a particularly warm welcome. 16.) Lost Divinity It can be a sad thing to be a god that has fallen out of power. But it's not impossible to return to your former glory. Come up with a creative way of getting Worshipers or call on another God for help in your time of need. Power transferring between Gods or acquiring some from Mortals can be an intimate affair. 17.) Wrong God You were worshiping or calling on a God to aid you in your time of need when a different one answered the call. You may have a different price to pay to get their help. 18.) Discovered Divinity You believed yourself to be mortal but you were really a Demi-God all along. 19.) Tribute To The Gods Normal worshipers give money, items or make other sacrifices to appease the gods. As you call upon them, you want to do far more for them. 20.) Go The Distance The Gods trusted you with a task and you completed it with flying colors. Now you call out to them to deliver unto you their reward. 21.) Mine For The Taking Who cares if they are taken. You're a god, you can have anyone that you desire. 22.) Concubine To The Gods The Gods don't always want to seek out someone to fulfill their sexual desires with. It's better to have a designated person that you can always go to for that. 23.) Creation of the Gods You have been handcrafted by a God to fulfill whatever purpose they want. 24.) Festival Of the Gods Be it a party thrown by the Gods or one thrown by Mortals to honor the Gods. Everyone is invited, be they Gods from different Pantheons, Mortals or even different species. 25.) God's Corruption Malevolent Gods often need to corrupt or twist Mortals to suit the needs of a task they require of them. Do what you see fit to bend them to your will or break their mind completely. 26.) City of Amoreus Pay a visit to Amoreus, a City in the world favored by many Mortals as well as the Gods. Sex and sexual acts are performed freely and openly in the city. 26-A.) Price To Pay Can't pay for something in a store? Well, intimacy is a form of currency in this city as well.. 26-B.) All For Me This is a district in the city that caters to those with Harems. Homes are big enough to accommodate their particular needs. Maybe you have a harem or maybe there is one that is without a master for some reason and they are looking for someone to fill that role. 26-C.) Bound For Fun In this district, you might gave people trapped in stockades, shackled to walls while blindfolded or bound in any number of ways, ready to be used for any of your sexual proclivities. Are they there because they being punished or are paying off a debt? Maybe they just like it. Any reason is possible. 26-D.) Inhuman This city isn't just a place visited by Gods and Humans, a lot of non-human creatures visit and call this place Home as well. Maybe you will have a memorable encounter with one. 26-E.) Find your own fun. Create your own scenario for the City of Amoreus! 27.) Wildcard Come up with your own scenario! Optional Form <b>Name:</b> (Self-explanatory) <b>Role:</b> God, Mortal or Demi-God. Include their domain if a God. Like God of Alcohol. Goddess of Sex. It can be whatever you want.) <b>Yes:</b> (Kinklists, prompts that you want to do, ect.) <b>No:</b> (Things you aren't interested in.) <b>Additional Information:</b> (Any other information that you want to include. Need to know info, personality, appearance, ect.)

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Eros | Greek mythology

[ascended_desire]

14 with a twist?

[the_cupbearer]

Do you still cheat at knucklebones?

Beverley Brook | Rivers of London

[local_genius]

[She's the goddess of the river Beverley Brook. Prefer to assume CR, nothing dub-conny, thanks]

Kevin Sefton | Shadow Police

[weird_cop]

[Mortal. M/M]

Oliver Queen / Green Arrow | Arrowverse

[something_else]

[Mortal, m/m]

[chosenbylightning]

[Oliver and the lightning god or demigod?]

𝓩𝖆𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖚𝖘 🔥 HADES 🔥 m/m

[getthehellouttahell]

[Son of Hades. The Prince of the Underworld. Ancient Greek Pantheon variety. Technically not a "God of" anything... that he knows of.]

Aiden/Áedán | OC

[sonofthescribe]

[Demi-god. Prophesied God of Light. Son of Altwidus the Wise.]

Eriond | The Belgardiad

[longlostspirit]

[The youngest of seven gods. The last Child of Light. God of the Angaraks.]

hawks — bnha — mxm

[birdhasfallen]

Remilia Scarlet (aged up) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

[ If a deity, she's the goddess of the night, and all the things that go bump in it. ]

Maria Hill | MCU | F/M

[standardprocedure]

[Mortal.]

Zepar | Fallen Angel OC | OTA

[hurtyourealgood]

[He was revered as a deity, once upon a time. Protector of an oasis and anyone who passed through.]

Gabreel King | OC | OTA

[malecompanion]

[Mortal, maybe demi-god, absolutely down for all the fun stuff, if you're not sure, ask.]

The Mage + King Arthur: LotS + OTA

[animage]

[mortal-ish, mage, probably some kind of god-servant or priestess.]

go go something au

[chartreuse_eyed]

"You really are pushing yourself too hard," Micah says--his hands are as preternaturally warm as his voice, nearly a purr itself. He'd ordinarily have no qualms about addressing his protector by her title, but right now he's more concerned about her actually getting up than being happy.

"Come on. To bed with you, mistress. You need to relax."

Mina | Urban Fantasy OC | OTA

[raisedgrimm]

[Mortal, likely asking for a favor, because if boinking a god/goddess/other is what's going to give her the power boost needed to Hunt Something Bad, she'll do so. She's not squeamish.]

[remember_this_moment]

To look for a follower of The Furyan was to look for trouble. They were a secretive bunch, protective of one another with such ferocity that it was all but impossible to catch just one. And taking on two at once? For being perfectly happy to spend their lives being ignored and left alone, they were certainly not afraid to make their displeasure known. Usually with more than a little blood involved. Most people who know what they were preferred to simply leave them alone.

When someone cast a net, the ripples spread far and wide.

Riddick was quiet as he watched the woman, leaning absently next to one of the pillars in the darkness. The only light was from the candles she would have had to have brought, but the flickering flashes were only mildly annoying and certainly not enough to distract him. Muffled by the thick walls of the abandoned building, the sounds of the city that surrounded them mulled on as they ever did, even as late as it was. Somewhere on one of the levels below them, a man coughed and rolled a little closer to the fire that marked the corner as his home.

He waited until she started to pack up her things.

"Give me a good reason not to walk away right now."

Ava Persephone | OC | OTA

[moonlie]

[mortal, almost certainly making tribute to a dark god of some kind. could also AU her into a goddess ig, separate from her namesake]

for our lord and savior @ambitiousblond

[zoto]

﴾ Ironically, Reno spends this dreary Thursday morning making a sub-Plate gang systematically doubt there's any god listening on the other end of their prayers. It's part of the job: mopping up the streets, protecting company interests, watching faith pour from their bone-pale faces like sweat, replaced with fear in just a few drip-drip-drops. The kind of shit your coworkers catch you giggling about in random quiet hours. You know how it is.

Reno's riding that high like a coaster, walking around with a snarl and ready for the next loop-de-loop, when he gets the bad news in text form. The rest of his day will be spent doing, what? Playing boogieman on the trans-Plate railways? Shaking down his contacts in the sub-Sectors? Naw. Instead, the chief decides the best use of his second's time would be spent baby-sitting.

Now he's caught halfway between a thrill and disappointment. Thrill, because he's never been alone with the heir to the Shinra empire. The unknown has always been his favorite flavor, and Rufus seems a particularly meaty brand of it, what with all this mystery and mayhem surrounding his whereabouts in any given year. But Reno doubts Rufus will give him much. He's always perfect, pristine, and surveiling shit like that is a goddamn bore. He's hopeful that if he starts to get antsy he can smuggle in an earbud and a few tunes that'll remind him of better times, but that's all he's got for a contingency. The rest is irritable resignation.

Reno relieves the doorman with just a touch too much vitriol. Sorry, pal, somebody's gotta catch the end of this temper, and Reno ain't enough of a fool to aim it at Rufus Motherfuckin' Shinra. In fact, by the time he creaks open the door, he's his own brand of pristine: aesthetically disheveled, skulking in the dark like some sort of ambush predator, just the right air of danger and tentative respect.

Rufus gets a lazily-formed salute and a few octaves dropped to say: ﴿

Present and accounted for, boss.

﴾ That's all. Usually with this kind of shit, it's expected of him to go occupy the crawling shadows in the corner of a room, out of sight and out of mind until it's time to shine. Reno moves to do exactly that. ﴿

[ambitiousblond]

[Each minute seems to last an agonizing eternity. He can feel each one painfully passing as he sits silently during the board meeting listening to the blustering of the executives, the same that is the same day in and day out. He may be vice president but honestly, his job was just to sit there and look pretty to show everyone else that the Shinra family was strong and united.

After the meeting his perfectly pristine office is silent and he sits behind his desk looking at the paperwork sitting perfectly aligned, each detail painstakingly arranged. But that doesn't change the fact that all this is just busywork, none of it means anything other than that he was kept from having any real power or influence despite all appearances. Normally he spent his days preparing for the day he eventually took power in ways his father wasn't aware of but today he feels crushed by his current predicament. It was a pathetic feeling and he knew he was wallowing.

He barely registers Tseng telling him that he'll have a new Turk on duty today, his attention only perked when he hears a new name. Reno- someone he's not familiar with. He's made it a priority to learn all he could about the Turks that he was able to but Reno was a complete mystery to him.

Perhaps Reno is already resigned to what he believes is going to be a boring day babysitting the spoiled useless heir to the empire, he wouldn't be surprised if Reno got this job by drawing the short end of the stick or something similar. Either way, there is potential for both of them to be in for a surprise.

As soon as the door of his office opens Rufus picks up some papers to pretend to be reading them as Reno enters. He says nothing at first, glancing up as if bored. All it takes is one look to tell him that Reno is something different from all the other Turks he's met. Where the rest wore perfectly tailored, neat suits Reno's uniform is at all the wrong angles but it's a look that didn't happen on accident. Every bit of his appearance down to messy hair is deliberate.

He looks down at the papers in his hand, pretending to finish what he had been reading before setting them aside to fully turn his gaze upon Reno. He's sure that underneath Reno's seemingly sloppy appearance is someone who is just as dangerous as the other Turks, Tseng wouldn't have given him this job otherwise.]

So what did you get in trouble for? I know you didn't volunteer to come sit with me all day, Reno.

Bai Qian | Eternal Love | M/F for shipping, otherwise OTA

[white_foxing]

[Elder high-goddess who happens to be a white nine-tailed fox... She's rather lazy and whimsical, but give her food or alcohol and she won't completely ignore you. She also happens to have a pair of fans that can devastate anything from a small town to a whole nation.]

fushiguro megumi | jujutsu kaisen

[divinedogs]

Vert/Green Heart | Hyperdimension Neptunia | OTA

[thunder_tits]

Name: Vert in her human form, Green Heart as a goddess, but she answers to both.
Role: Goddess of the nation of Leanbox, Console Patron Unit of its eponymous console. Yes, the deity of Xbox consoles. Could easily be extended to subdomains like eroge and smutty doujin games if one pleases.
Yes: Breastplay (the journal name is an in-universe nickname for a reason), fluffy consensual sex, 1, 2, 4, 9, 17, 24.
No: Anal, pain, gore/vore, bloodplay, dub/noncon... the usual suspects.
Additional Information: Given her domain (which is canon by the way), she's perfectly suited for a modern spin on the idea. Booth babe at totally-not-E3 (icognito cosplaying herself or out there in person) who rewards high scores and console loyalty, for instance. Also I have a weakness for sex-positive gangbangs/trains.

Hannah | Kuroshitsuji II | M/F

[palindrome]

[A nymph, the plaything of both gods and men, if one can catch her.]

Charles Foster Offdensen 🕘 Metalocalypse 🕜 m/m for shipping

[dead_man]

[Mortal(ish), but works very closely with Gods and can serve as a church leader]

Joe | The Old Guard | OTA

[stillthrillsme]

[I've read a lot of AUs in which Joe is the Sun God so I am down for this. If you'd like something else, feel free to ask.]

[allandmore]

[Look I know we've already got another AU going, but there's too many good options for these two]