bakerstreet | break out the heart-shaped bed, it's the one-line smut meme!

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break out the heart-shaped bed, it's the one-line smut meme!

( reverse ) one-line smut meme

Silence is golden - words are priceless. So that means dirty talk is incredibly valuable.

( how to play )

Leave a top-level, either blank or with prefs.
Reply to others...with one line only. All other comments can be as meaty or sparse as you'd like, but the rule is that the starter tag must be one line (not counting ooc chatter).
Use your brimming imagination or use a few of the many prompts available to copy and paste.
Have fun!

[a neutral evil witch who takes requests for "unique" payment, she owns and bartends her own alchemist bar named Fata Morgana. got most of her powers from a deal with a demon who is now the only creature that has her loyalty. OCs or canon characters welcome if it's your thing; bonus points if your character is a demon.]

[[ quick kink/pref guide. "strongest woman in the world" and super cop. kind of married to the badge. more info in her journal, open to crosscanon/AUs! ]]

[[ quick kink/pref guide. legendary swordswoman and disaster bi. more info in her journal, open to crosscanon/AUs! ]]

[[ character is, in canon, a centuries old tantou, but can be AU'd into the 17-21 age range. quick kink/pref guide. a "wreaker of havoc" with big chaotic-horny energy. more info in his journal, open to crosscanon/AUs! ]]

[[ quick kink/pref guide. former revolutionary and man of the sea. also sometimes a detective. more info in his journal, open to crosscanon/AUs! ]]

( m/m, castmates preferred. )

[ info and kink list. in short, kirie's a 300+ year old vampire that enjoys femdom. ]

"If you want my body so badly, then take it..."

[[ it's not on your prefs or kink list, but since i noticed the note about come on your info list, if you'd like, we can work a futa angle into this too, but no biggie smalls if that's not to your taste, either. ]]

( futa is fine! kirie will appreciate the magical energy. )

Fufu... I don't need your permission, girl. It's too late for pretty words such as those.

[ Situated in Jotako's lap, Kirie smirks, her fangs visible between her thin, pink lips. Her prey this time is a beautiful young girl, much taller than Kirie is, and with a perpetual pout to boot. Not only that, her willingness to submit is a pleasant one. Maybe that's why Kirie's hand is between their bodies, firmly tugging at Jotako's cock and reveling in those cute, minute reactions.

Her pupils narrow as she leans in closer, and then Kirie's gaze flickers from Jotako's cool blue eyes to her neck, smooth and without blemish. It would be so very easy to sink in her fangs and drain Jotako of her blood... but with Kirie's fingers wrapped around Jotako's stiff cock, she knows there are other avenues to strengthen her magic. ]

You know what I am—aren't you frightened?

Takes more than a freak like you to scare me...

[ Jotako's eyes were like steel, defiant against Kirie's affection and attempts to intimidate her with that inherent monotonousness the smaller girl had. If anything, it just made her blood rush even more, and not just from lust, but from wanting to face down this monster, to show how strong she was.

Even so, her cock swelled within Kirie's grip, pre-come dribbling over her knuckles. It was hard to keep those moans, those twitches in check. ]

Hmph. "Freak"? Uncouth human.

[ Despite appearing so delicate, the strength in Kirie's body would make any mere human tremble. The countless centuries she spent alive has given her plenty of experience; if Kirie saw fit, she could use that strength now, to lunge forward and devour Jotako completely.

But there's no fun in that.

Even if Jotako resists verbally, her body betrays her. Her cock is hot and heavy in Kirie's small palm, and with every firm stroke, Kirie coaxes another stream of pre out the head. Those pretty moans don't go unnoticed either. ]

You should be grateful I'm servicing you.

[ She sits back a bit, so that Jotako can see down between them. ]

Look... Your cock is twitching, isn't it? From a vampire's hand.

[ Kirie's eyes narrow. ]

Hmm, wouldn't you like to cum? To put your filthy meat inside me—if you beg politely, I may consider it.

[ Jotako bit her lip to stifle a moan. Her body's honesty was betraying all of the bravado she had left. Truth was, before she found out the truth of her, she'd thought Kirie to be deeply cute, someone she wouldn't mind at all taking out or letting hang off her arm, maybe take back to her place for a beer and just watching nature documentaries while making out. Normal, teenage romance stuff.

In the face of her true nature... well. No. It hadn't changed that much, had it? She still thought she was cute, but now she was dangerous, challenging to Jotako's presumed edge over just about everyone else in the school. Did she really want to set her dignity aside, to be this vampire's plaything, because she was still so enamored with her? ]

Like I said... if you want it... you're going to have to take it.

[ Turns out, she was. At least somewhat. ]