walk it off, kid!

[enginesock]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

francel de haillenarte; final fantasy xiv

[haillenarte]

aether; genshin impact

[ironwind]

( castmates preferred. )

Oberyn Martell | Game of Thrones | ota

[likeaviper]

[The injured one or the caretaker. Castmates, crosscanon, AUs, OCs.]

margaery tyrell | got

[versigny]

[ either role; open to all the AUs/crossovers! ]

Sheik | The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time | M/M

[inuthings]

[ Sheik is Male and a separate character from Zelda! ]

Jiang Cheng | The Untamed

[thirdbest]

2/3/3 up in here

[wobuzhidao]

[What else is there to do, upon learning that two of you best friends have duked it out and one of them came back to his home with a broken arm and having expelled the other but to rush there and try to understand what happened.

Huaisang isn't dumb, and he understands the political implications of what's going on very well, but right now, more importantly...]

A-Cheng! Why would you go and fight against Wei-xiong! You know you can't win against him!

[Also, hi, Lotus Pier looks really nice now.]

seto kaiba | yugioh

[neutronblast]

[he lives a pretty dangerous life, so all of these options are viable.]

Yachiyo Nanami | Puella Magi Madoka Magica | ota

[veterain]

[ Either role, though more likely to be the caretaker. ]

Litchi Faye-Ling | BlazBlue | ota

[mantenbou]

[ An actual doctor, here to patch you up! ]

[lakan]

[ There was a big battle that raged over the skies of Kagutsuchi yesterday, putting the entire city on high alert and the NOL busy with repairing the damages. At the same time yesterday, a grievously injured man was found near the Kaka Clan village. Broken and fractured bones and deep cuts and stab wounds from sharp weapons made it clear he was in a fight. It was his lucky day that Litchi was there visiting or he would have possibly not have made it to today. Still, that's debatable given his rapid healing. The injuries he had yesterday are almost gone by the time morning arrived in Litchi's clinic when he had finally waken up. The first thing his blurry vision saw is Litchi, remembering more of her when he was hanging by the edge of unconsciousness yesterday.

He groans slightly in his groggy voice, asking a question to help snap him back to reality. ]

What time is it?

Ganymede | Greek mythology

[eagleswept]

Just Trojan things (I will let you decide the actual injury)

[conquest]

Ares was the embodiment of the chaos and violence of battle, of course he would consider the current circumstances in the mortal world to be wildly successful. He was energized, a bit wild where he was well mannered and rational otherwise. Though that hardly meant that he had lost any of his own reasoning or anything. He knew enough to recognize friend from foe, mortal from immortal. That included former mortals, lovingly selected by his own father's hand.

Thus when he spied Ganymede alone and in what appeared to be an unusual or resigned position, he took a moment to stop beside him, to forget about the chaos surging through him like a drug just long enough that he might assess the situation.

Athena was still out there somewhere, after all. She could handle things for a while.

"Young Cupbearer, what have you done?" He asked, his eyes still vibrant and eager though his words are calm. He was well aware of Ganymede's association with the war, with its people. It obviously did not stop him from letting the mortals incite violence against it each other, but he was not oblivious.

claude von riegan / fe3h

[failnot]

( ota! either role. )

Ruby Rose | RWBY | OTA

[silver_eyes_rose]

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | ota

[plightful]

[ She can be in either role. ]

Tsubomi Hanasaki | Heartcatch Pretty Cure | OTA

[bag_has_snapped]

(OoC: Either!)

Yuzu Hiiragi | Yu-Gi-Oh Arc-V | OTA

[fusionactuallysuitsher]

(OoC: Either!)

Asuna Yuuki | Sword Art Online | OTA

[stayed_solo]

(OoC: Either. No Kiritos)

jin guangyao | the untamed

[stairkick]

Suou Tsukasa | Ensemble Stars

[heavyliesthecrown]

[ Either roll...! ]

Kija | Akatsuki no Yona

[backstory]

[ I'm good with either roll ]

tifa lockhart | ffvii remake

[divekicked]

peko pekoyama | super dangan ronpa 2

[gekiken]

mion sonozaki | higurashi no naku koro ni

[penalizing]

Wei Wuxian • The Untamed • OTA

[createschaos]

'boss paul' hunnicutt | cool hand luke

[yourdirt]

[ one of the prison guards who oversee a florida chain gang in the 50s. at his best, he's indifferent and aloof toward inmates who he feels show him the proper amount of respect; when they don't he quickly becomes violent, and clearly enjoys caning/kicking prisoners to assert power over them. down to have him in either role; how he reacts is going to be entirely dependent on whether he's interacting with another 'free man' out in the regular world or someone under his power. scenarios in which he's treating an injury he inflicted moments earlier are fine with me, same w putting him in another era. ]

FOR BEATITUDES.

[yourdirt]

[ Paul watches it happen from where he stands on the other side of the embankment, all in rapid succession: Morgan overestimates the liberty a second set of chains will allow him. He falls forward as they go completely taut. Reflexively, he puts both arms out to break his fall at the same time as the men working on either side of him jump back. And then his forearm lands right across the length of his yoyo's recently sharpened blade.

Blood streams down the steel and onto the stubby grass immediately; multiple men sound off in quick succession: "Takin' it off here, boss!" "Goin' up here, boss!" "Fixin' it up here, boss!" For the first time Hunnicutt's ever seen, that Northern boy Society abandons his firmly maintained self-respect and strips off his shirt and starts wrapping the wound, but the blood quickly soaks through it. He contemplates whether or not ruining it is a Box-worthy offense, decides he'll return to the thought later, because right now the greater inconvenience is that this man is clearly going to have to be brought back to the building, which will involve a guard, which is going to be him. He catches Godfrey's eye through his glasses and across the pavement, then ambles over with his shotgun ready, the only emotion evident on his face something between annoyance and utter indifference. ]

Get up.

Dabi | BNHA

[creamation]