Operator—baby, can you patch me through?

[adisastergay]

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Sent: 01/19/21

SEXTING & PHONE SEX MEME (555-555-5555)

9:00 PM

Comments

ben solo. kylo ren. Star wars

[vaderstan]

margaery tyrell | got

[versigny]

[malcolmbright]

So, is it boring and predictable to bring you roses for our date? Should I get a different kind of arrangement? Is it awkward to carry flowers around on date activities? Should I send them beforehand? What's the etiquette? I'm out of practice.

madeleine gautier | original | ota

[demimondaines]

[ info & permissions. ]

Eddie Kaspbrak 🎈IT

[eddiespaghetti]

Kurt Hummel * 🎶 glee 🎶

[amusicbox]

[very shyly voicetesting]

the biggest of misfires if that's cool

[grandiosely]

I'm not saying that The Dreamers isn't a great piece of erotic cinema, I'm saying it doesn't count as porn just because you see a full frontal of Michael Pitt.

nito nazuna | ensemble stars! | ota

[pyonpyon]

( crosscanon and misfires are completely welcome! )

Dr. Yinsen || MCU || OTA

[bidatchi]

keeley jones | ted lasso

[coffka]

( she'll flirt with everyone, but f/m for real responses. )

sequel to tfln tbh

[footie]

( first he had to babysit phoebe, then keeley's birmingham trip got extended, and then roy had to hit the road for an away game a few towns over, trapped with a busful of sweaty men, and by the time he got back rebecca had whisked her off to— some sort of summit for women in business, he doesn't even fucking know. so they've been ships in the night for a while now. and the end result is. a lot of frustration. so: )

Starting to rethink that body pillow suggestion.

Barry Berkman | Barry 🔫

[killertheatrics]

[revmeup]

really tho should we fuck?

Richie Tozier || IT

[foul_mouthed]

meredith harlow ( reprisal )

[burlesquer]

lila pitts | the umbrella academy

[craziest]

laura moon | american gods

[decayings]

( good with all things s3. )

spoilers! I guess!

[godking]

u let them burn my body

quinn fabray ♔ glee

[ambitious]

!!

[inhavok]

Hey.
When are you free next?

Shigaraki Tomura | My Hero Academia

[wincon]

[ misfires ota, 18+ frsrs ]

Special Agent Janet Ford | Non-Fandom OC | F/M

[deniabilities]

[ FBI agent and daughter of a con artist. Full biography is here. ]

Amethyst | Steven Universe | F/F

[lumpyspacegem]

Konoka Konoe | Mahou Sensei Negima

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[[Will (probably) flirt with anyone, women have a better chance of getting anywhere.]]

natasha romanoff | mcu | f/m

[bozhemoi]

hawks — bnha — mxm

[birdhasfallen]

harley quinn | dceu | f/m

[hiyapuddin]

dick grayson | titans | m/f

[dicktroit]

barbara gordon (dc, f/m)

[whenicall]

[farcry]

How's the new suit, Babs?

padme amidala ( star wars, f/m )

[senatoring]

scott lang ( mcu )

[anklemonitor]

[redwardrobe]

Finishing up at the lab now. Are you home already?