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jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[personal profile] made_of_stars 2021-02-05 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
1: im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate

2: May have caused an interplanetary incident. More details after we land.

3: I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....

4: Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?

5: Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries

6: [bring your own text]
luanoutloud: (He’s a little nuts.)

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[personal profile] luanoutloud 2021-02-07 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
only if you solve them before they dissolve in your stomach! hahahaha get it? 🤣