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you'll like the way we meme ([personal profile] memeswearhouse) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-01-22 07:06 pm

JUST DO IT.

the JUST DO IT meme

(or the SHAMELESS SMUT meme)
The room you wake in is unfamiliar. The decor is red and gaudy, the pillows and other features of the room heart-shaped. The bed is, thankfully, comfortable.

And there's someone in the bed with you. Are they male, female, or otherwise? A total stranger, or an old lover? Older than you, or younger than you? Well, no matter who they are, even if you would never dream of it otherwise, you're suddenly filled with an urge to have sex with them. Right here, right now. And so are they, so that should work out just fine.


Let's be real. Sometimes, you just want to play smut. Good old Porn Without Plot has a certain appeal, right? Other times, you just want to throw two characters together, but you're worried about how they would actually get to the deed or if they would even do it. Well, this meme takes out all the hassle. Let's indulge in some shameless smut.

HOW IT GOES DOWN:
- Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have somewhere in the comment.
- Others will respond.
- Your characters, no matter what they would usually do or if they even know each other, will have the burning desire to screw the other's brains out.
- There is no thirteenth floor. There is no Miss Zarves. There is no RNG.
- Have fun.
wolf_fury: (some sass for you~)

Yuri Lowell | Tales of Vesperia

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... Yuri.

[ flynn is hovering over him on his hands and knees, staring him down, eyes heady and face flushed. he doesn't know how they ended up together in an inn with dahngrest - they had stopped at a seedy bar first, but everything after that is sort of a blur - but he doesn't give a damn right now. knightly duties, responsibilities - not tonight. whatever's come over him, it doesn't matter. maybe it will in the morning, but what matters is the fact that yuri is here, with him, and he wants.

he tentatively reaches forward to take yuri's hand and, still holding his gaze, and then he dips down to press a kiss to the back of his knuckles. ]


Please.

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nottheshoe: (♕ supernatural delight)

nike crawford marine ♫ original

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ambergoldeyes: (anticipation)

Edward Elric | FMA (manga)

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flame_of_corruption: (Default)

sol badguy ✘ guilty gear ✘ idc

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[ ooc; unless you want dragon!Sol, the headband stays on. even if you wanna take it off, it's not gonna be easy. ]
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yoyofanatic: (Won't tell me what to do)

have a Bridget if you're cool with that.

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[Bridget does not think of specifics. What vague bits of innocence he's got left allow that. Bounty hunting, searching for his brother and the more violent run ins with I-no have left him a bit more cautious, somewhat focused in his endeavors. But his experience here is limited and it shows just a tiny bit in the occasional heavy sigh, the faltering movement of his tongue in Sol's mouth.

At the very least, Bridget is a quick study and eager to please if the grip he's got on Sol is anything to go by. They've been at this stage for a while, that has to be why he's so impatient, occasionally squirming closer, closer, closer until their clothing is the only obstacle.

Specifics are dumb and gaining some reaction out of the usually controlled man is a much higher priority.]

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caroline forbes ✤ the vampire diaries

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Re: caroline forbes ✤ the vampire diaries

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Her skin is unbelievably perfect; nearly as perfect, he suspects, as his own, though Dorian knows that to be impossible. Even still it's incredible. The skin of her neck is soft as silk and sin-sweet on his tongue as he tails kisses along the line of her throat. Her hair is a perfect fall of gold brushing against his cheek, and Dorian takes a moment to appreciate how enticing a picture the two of them must make together.

His head moves lower, his teeth grazing lightly along the line of her shoulder, his murmur positively wicked when he finally pulls back enough to draw breath. "Oh yes," he breathes, hands sliding down her sides to rest on her hips, "you are delicious, aren't you?"

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Derek Hale | Teen Wolf | m/m

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pommedesang: (confused)

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You smell good. [As soon as the words popped out of his mouth, Nathaniel wished he could stuff them back in. He hadn't meant to say anything at all to the total stranger he was casually sniffing, but it was like the part of his brain that sorted good ideas from bad ideas had been clouded over. He shook his head to clear it, taking a step back and away from the heady scent of the man.]

I...I mean...never mind.
nerdylilspidey: (really - i'm okay)

Peter Parker| Ultimate Spider-Man (comics)

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plaidsamurai: (uh saywhat?)

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Logan blinked, it honestly felt like he'd simply been materialized into the room, which wasn't exactly a possibility he'd rule out. Stranger things had happened. There were no familiar smells, save one.

"Parker?" He definitely had a 'what the hell are you doing here' tone, but at the same time he found his hand had made its way to Peter's arm. He glared at the spot where they touched for a moment, but didn't pull away.

"You wouldn't happen to know anything about this would ya?"

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Vex | Lost Girl | m/m

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spraypaints: spraypaints (Are guiding the way)

Kat | DmC: Devil May Cry | ota

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letdownmyhair: (feel that summer breeze...)

Rapunzel | Tangled

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Tamara | The Devil's Carnival | ota

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Erica Reyes | Teen Wolf |

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savioress: ([❁] ғeelιng ѕeхy and ғree)

Lightning Farron | Final Fantasy XIII/XIII-2 | ota

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rescuer: (♣ glimmer)

I saw her as a 'yes' on your kink list and fff I hope this is okay /)_(\

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[ It would be a lie to say this hasn't crossed her mind before. She had always been closer to Lightning than anyone else, both mentally and physically. And though she tried hard to deny it, there was a spark there – a tingly feeling that washed over her when they touched in certain ways. Even her beloved Snow could not replicate the sensation, sweet as he was. It was something special, something that only the two of them could share.

She swallowed back the feelings time after time, silently scolding herself for allowing the thoughts to exist. It was wrong, pure and simple. Lightning would surely agree, were she ever to notice. That's what she's settled on thinking; there was no point in entertaining the twisted fantasies her mind presented. Not only were they impossible, but they were bad. Unacceptable, especially for an innocent girl like her. They must be relegated to the darkest and deepest corners of her mind, never to be spoken aloud.

Her eyes flutter open slowly, taking in the unfamiliar room one piece at a time. Only a few seconds later does she notice who's lying next to her in this conspicuously romantic environment. Lightning – that soft, calm look on her face that came with peaceful slumber. Could this be yet another dream? She can feel the heat rising in her body already, desire chiseling away at the rational part of her brain.
]
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Vicki Nelson | Blood Ties | ota

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afieldsmedal: (022.)

lydia martin. TEEN WOLF

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Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | m/m

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Kurt Hummel | Glee | m/m

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merida ➵ brave

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Thomas Blake/Catman | DC | OTA

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achromat: (distracted and hooked)

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[[ ooc : hope you're ok with an oc? ]]

Ravyn couldn't remember how he ended up here, wherever this was, nor the man currently sharing the bed with him.

No, he did have a vague recollection of the night before. A little bit of drinking one too many bottles, a celebration of sort for the opening of his gallery. The blond haired hunk had caught his eyes at the bar, and the man even offered him a free drink. One thing led to another and...

Well, his ass wasn't sore. So that meant they didn't do anything the night before. And yet, as Ravyn let his gaze roam over the other's body, a burning ache began to form and he had the sudden urge to act upon it. Instead, he got out of bed, searching around for his clothes.

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Marceline Abadeer | Adventure Time

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sciencebubble: A bee (:0)

We meet again.

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[ The Pink Princess lies on her bed in her room on her back, reading a science book. Because its one of the only things she can think of to do for the moment. Her feet dangle off the bed, swinging back and forth quietly. Its pretty dim, other than one candle on her bedside table. ]

cassie ainsworth. SKINS

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kimber henry. NIP/TUCK

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jurisimmortalis: (make me feel)

Nat Bruenner // Highlander OC // het

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Chie Satonaka | Persona 4 | ota

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shtick: (i'm as serious as cancer)

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Chie, I need to be real with you for a second.

[ Pause for dramatic effect. As dramatic as laying on the couch with your friend can be. ]

I think we should do it.

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it's no problem!

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ambitious: 🎶 big girls cry - sia (♔ i have to let you go)

Quinn Fabray ♔ Glee

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