midnight texting

[lowlaw]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[weixianme]

yeah or else i go feral

[markyourwords]

But you are at your most productive when you are 'Feral'. It is only unfortunate that how logical you are degrades in an inverse proportion to how long you have been awake.

[weixianme]

why's that unfortunate?

[markyourwords]

It is not the best for your health, which you are already too flippant with.

[weixianme]

ahhh lan zhan you worry too much! this humble gremlin can only remember to do so much in a day

[markyourwords]

I worry just enough when none of the things you remember are to eat three times a day, bathe or sleep.

[weixianme]

i bathe! and...... usually eat? something?

[markyourwords]

Dunking your head in cold water does not count. Wei Ying, you once lived off three rice balls, two dumplings and wine for a week. You have no legs upon which to stand.

[weixianme]

okay that wasn't the best week ever!!! i don't forget to eat on purpose?

[markyourwords]

I am sure. Nevertheless, your history speaks for itself. The fact that week seems to happen at least once a month is the concerning part.

[weixianme]

then maybe i just need lan zhan to take care of me~

[markyourwords]

Perhaps it is, if you did not proclaim your independence at every opportunity except for your sister.

[weixianme]

i'm doing my best...! but if it's not up to your standards....

[markyourwords]

I am aware I have high standards, I also know you are capable of meeting them. You are capable of many great things and so much more than you pretend. Remembering to buy toothpaste can fall to me until you are ready.

[weixianme]

and if i never get good at it?

[markyourwords]

The you will still, always have me to help.

[weixianme]

ahhh lan zhan, you're too good to me

[markyourwords]

Mn. No, Wei Ying is good. Deserves it.

[weixianme]

i think only lan zhan thinks that ^^

[markyourwords]

Then I maintain my ability to be right.

[weixianme]

ugghhhh i mean i guess!!!! i don’t entirely agree but okay!!!

[markyourwords]

It was not up for debate. There is no question that Wei Ying is good.

[weixianme]

lan zhaaaannnnnn

[markyourwords]

Wei Ying.

[weixianme]

you can’t just say these things!!! my heart...