bakerstreet | next you'll say: it's the one-line smut prompt meme!

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next you'll say: it's the one-line smut prompt meme!

( reverse ) one-line smut meme

Silence is golden - words are priceless. So that means dirty talk is incredibly valuable.

( how to play )

Leave a top-level, either blank or with prefs.
Reply to others...with one line only. All other comments can be as meaty or sparse as you'd like, but the rule is that the starter tag must be one line (not counting ooc chatter).
Use your brimming imagination or use a few of the many prompts available to copy and paste.
Have fun!

1. Can you help me with this zipper?
2. Are you going to eye fuck me all night or do something about it?
3. You look tense. Let me help you relax.
4. Can you hand me a towel? I'm a little wet.
5. [ Bring your own! ]

[ assumed crs + build-up between muses preferred rather than going right into the smut aspect. ]

A dashing rogue wizard dedicated to order, justice and looking cool. Is also secretly a boring antique expert.

Kinks here. Use of magic or involving his

servant a bonus.