what's your number?

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what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

 

Comments

[subtractoneli]

Oh. Do you want to be friends? We can talk about it! Or just do it. Whichever.

[thechosenslight]

[ Her blush gets a little deeper at the 'just do it' comment. But even so... ]

Uh, sure? I mean, to the friends thing. And the talking about it thing, I guess.

[subtractoneli]

Nice! I'm Nalili. Friends it is!

[ Annnd she pretty much immediately grabs Hikari and tries to jam her tongue in her mouth. Gotta be real direct with succubi. ]

[thechosenslight]

[ Hikari doesn't even have time to even introduce herself before she's having a tongue shoved into her mouth. If she weren't completely surprised, maybe she would've pushed the other girl back.

But she's completely shocked, so for a few moments she's just going to stand there while the other girl is kissing her. Eventually though, she does come to her senses and moves her arms to push the other girl back to break the kiss.]

You have a really weird idea of what friends do!

[subtractoneli]

[ It's a dangerous thing, to hesitate. Even a succubus with no real predatory instinct and, so far as she is concerned, purely friendly intentions is a deep well a human can easily drown in. But being able to give her a push is enough. She looks... hurt, honestly, but the objection reminds her of... things she forgets too easily. ]

Ahhh... [ She sighs in frustration. ] You humans have such cold friendships. Do you really feel close just by talking?

[thechosenslight]

Well... no. But friends usually don't kiss. And getting close to each other takes time!

[It's only after saying that that the full context of the conversation actually parses through her brain. ]

Wait, "you humans"? If you're not human, then what are you?

[subtractoneli]

I'm a succubus. Duh.

[ She twirls around. Horns, wings, tail... she's got the whole set. ]

It's way easier to just have sex. Then you know if you're compatible right away. And if you're not, you know who dominates who.

[ It's a terribly simple social system. ]

[thechosenslight]

...Oh.

[Sure, okay, maybe that should've been an obvious clue but well, people have worn some weird costumes and she wasn't a Digimon so...

Whatever that's not something she should really be focusing on right now. ]

I mean, sex isn't part... err, a required part of friendships. At least for humans.

[subtractoneli]

Yeah I know I just don't get how you stand it. I heard sometimes you go days without getting any. Who can live like that?

[thechosenslight]

...Not needing it to live probably helps with that.

[And yeah she's not going to point out again that she hasn't had sex before. ]

[subtractoneli]

I don't need it to live.

I mean. In the sense that I wouldn't die. You can't call that 'living.'

[thechosenslight]

...So sex isn't like food for a succubus?

[Darn you internet why must you be filled with lies. ]

[subtractoneli]

Sort of? I guess it's more like dessert and health food rolled into one. You can skip it but you'd be unhealthy and sad.

[thechosenslight]

...Just because not having it won't kill you right away doesn't mean that you don't still need it.

[subtractoneli]

I don't know if it would? You'd have a hard time finding an example. There are a few succubi who abstain from sex as a fetish but even the total freaks only go for like, a couple weeks.

Buuuut does that mean you would do it for my health?

[ Incorrigible. ]

[thechosenslight]

[ Yeah her face goes red again.]

I... uh... not yet. Maybe once we know each other better. But I don't think you'd ever really be in that position in the first place.

[subtractoneli]

You never know! Shipwrecks! Snowy cabins! Locked closets!

[ Memes are dangerous places. At least when Nalili is around. ]

[thechosenslight]

I mean, if were together at a cabin alone somewhere we'd probably be close enough that it'd be a non-issue.

[ She'll just not comment on the locked closets thing. Or the shipwrecks.]