general texting

[sokye]

a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

Comments

[wickedlittlethought]

It would certainly be easier to make me agree to than pineapples.

Somehow jumping off a wall was the less terrifying option between that and simply telling you that all I wanted was for you to hold me.

[achestostay]

Scandalous!
I wanted We could have
Really? Good thing we outgrew that too.
If you decide Arthur worthy, I promise to be nice to him.

[wickedlittlethought]

Well, I know I can pull naked off. Not so sure about demon fruit.

Remember when I hung mistletoe in every single doorway at home?
Same logic.
Hopelessly in love and also just hopeless in general, is what I'd call that.

I make no such promises in return regarding any potential worthy person in your eyes. You know how possessive I can be. But I suppose I'll do my best.

[achestostay]

But you look good in anything, highness.
I remember those. Your father had A Talk with me, though, that's why I always ran like I was being chased by Satan.

Would it help if I told you you're the only one who'll ever be worthy?

[wickedlittlethought]

Look at that, the simple country boy learned.

Oh dear, you poor thing. I'll confess that thinking the thought of kissing me filled you with existential dread was quite the blow to my heart ego.

It would. But you might grow out of that, too.

[achestostay]

I have great teachers.
And all these years it wasn't lack of wanting just fear of your father.
What? Never.

[wickedlittlethought]

I have never thought of him as intimidating in the slightest. I'm almost impressed that he managed to make such an impression.
What are you afraid of now?

I'll hold you to that, you know.

[achestostay]

I'm glad to hear that.
I think he reserves it for the menaces his daughter likes to befriend.
Still your father, my uncle, Lancelot, and the withering looks of the matrons who only want our best.

I'm counting on that.

[wickedlittlethought]

If only he knew he already succeeded in driving off the only one he really needed to worry about.

Your uncle? Why would he care?

[achestostay]

He's afraid of your father, too?
I'm joking.
He's perpetually displeased with me.
Some days I can't be far enough away.
Other days it feels like he'd rather I stay at his beck and call indefinitely.

[wickedlittlethought]

Sounds like me and your uncle have something in common.
Minus the perpetually displeased part.