general texting

[sokye]

a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

Comments

[oversight]

You're practically the only person in your neighborhood, Mr. Wayne. I think the better choice would be to increase patrols in the area. Particularly when your gymnast friend is visiting.

[idiotplayboy]

I'd feel bad for making you come all the way out here.
But if you insist.

[oversight]

It's not my usual precinct, but I'm sure if you make some requests strings will be pulled.

Is this a once or twice a week occurrence or what?

[idiotplayboy]

I'm sure your serious Commissioner will make it possible.
He's like a Master Card sometimes.
However you can fit it into your busy schedule is fine, Officer Blake.

[oversight]

That sounds like an invitation for me to control the pace of your semi-personal life.

[idiotplayboy]

It does?
I hadn't noticed.
Surely, you're not going to abuse it?

[oversight]

You have a lot of faith in me, in that case. But I'll tell you what: I'll do some probing around and see if I can't pick up a couple afternoon shifts a week in your neighborhood.

[idiotplayboy]

And you don't disappoint.
Alfred can prepare some tea.

[oversight]

Really? That's generous. Am I looking a gift horse in the mouth if I ask for coffee instead? I do a lot of a double shifts and I'm pretty sure my blood is half caffeine at this point.

[idiotplayboy]

Well, there's no telling how the English react to that.
But you can give it a try.
I hear he has a soft spot for orphans with a strong sense of justice.

[oversight]

Don't we all. I'm not sure either of you need more of me hanging around, if I'm being honest. That's going to generate more curiosity than it's worth, don't you think?

[idiotplayboy]

What's the worst that can happen?
You end up in the gossip rags as bored billionaire's flavour of the week.

[oversight]

While the bragging rights would be admittedly phenomenal, the idea of everyone digging into my personal business makes my blood run cold. I don't know how you handle all those eyes on you.

[idiotplayboy]

I grew up like that so it's been like that most of my life.
Once you learn how to only show what you want them to see, it's almost fun.

[oversight]

I try to be above board because of what I do for work, but if you've got any tips from a personal prospective, I'll take them.

[idiotplayboy]

Your way is probably more sensible. We can discuss anything you like when you drop by.

I can be a fountain of information I'm told.

[oversight]

Won't you be busy with your friend?

[idiotplayboy]

What friend?

[oversight]

The "charming gymnast". Or did I miss some kind of innuendo? Is all of this just a pretense to get some extra help in your neighborhood?

[idiotplayboy]

Oh, my shenanigans. Well, he isn't around all the time. He has training.

[oversight]

Wait. Are you just trying to get me to hang out with you?? I'm 100% okay with that, but if that's what you want, I can do that without the badge.