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[rampantlion]

THE LATIN SOAP OPERA MEME

o1. click the cut below!
o2. roll 1-15 for a role
o3. roll 1-13 for a prompt
o4. tag around
o5. be as cliche as you can be and profit



THE ROLES

1. THE SCHEMING MAID You sneaky devil, you~ You love to stir up trouble, and neglect your cleaning too. Just be sure to keep your hands clean, or you're fired!

2. THE SHIRTLESS STUD HELP Innocent of your good looks, or totally milking it? Either way, you can easily be a fan favorite or the one we want killed off next.

3. THE OWNER OF THE ESTATE Your word is law around here, but people seem to go against it anyways... Shall you bring down your fist or turn a blind eye?

4. THE BORED HOUSEWIFE There is nothing to do around here! Your husband works, you don't want a job or hobby, but oh, the help is cute.

5. THE ASPIRING DAUGHTER You do your best to be the best at everything, but is it really what you want to do with your life?

6. THE WAYWARD SON Ha! Black sheep of the family through and through. But when the going gets tough, will you stick around or hop onto that nice bike of yours?

7. THE SEXY NANNY You're pretty, young, and know how to take care of kids. Or you should. Be careful, just because she's bored doesn't mean the misses can't kill!

8. THE EX-LOVER What are you really here for? A friendly social calling, or to rekindle old love, despite the ring on someone's finger? Or something more sinister?

9. THE EVIL TWIN Gasp! I told you that it wasn't me! Don't tell me how this happened or why! I was totally innocent, and the eye patch should have clued you in!

10. THE LONG-LOST SIBLING How did this happen? Did someone lose the medical papers, or was there a bigger plot from day one? And are are here for the inheritance?

11. THE JEALOUS STALKER You love them. Very, very much. If only they would love you back...

12. THE PRODIGAL CHILD You are going to send us into the poor house with your ways! Unless you can figure out something to take care of the finances.

13. THE EVIL MATRIARCH/PATRIARCH OF THE FAMILY Whatever your reasons may be, you strike fear into the hearts of everyone around you and have an even worse iron grip on them.

14. THE WIZENED ABUELITA Aww, you're so wonderful and sweet! Until you start cursing people and making them repent for their sins the old fashioned way: yours.

15. THE YOUNG, NAIVE SISTERS We can never hate you! Just be sure to stay out of trouble and not fall for any tricks, or you might find yourselves grounded!

THE PROMPTS

1. AMNESIA Did you forget just your husband? Or did you forget everything under the sun? How are you ever going to get it back?

2. CANCER Yes, it is horrible. Yes, your every wish needs to be obeyed. Yes, you will be cured in two episodes.

3. THE SCANDALOUS AFFAIR How could you cheat on your husband/wife/boyfriend/whatever? And with them?!

4. POISONING: ACCIDENTAL You didn't mean to slip anti-freeze into the smoothie maker, honest!

5. POISONING: INTENTIONAL Kidding, you totally wanted everyone to die.

6. SURPRISE! I'M NOT DEAD! However it happened, you died. A car accident, a random shooting, everyone attended your funeral. So. What brings you back from the dead?

7. MUUUUURDER Be it for revenge or because you just hated them, it looks like you have blood on your hands. How did it go down? Was it quick or slow?

8. MARRIAGE One of the best days of someone's life: their wedding day. For others, the wedding night. But the road to this day is often bumpy. What about yours?

9. THE HORRIBLE DIVORCE You can't take it anymore! You want what's yours (and then some) and you want out of this god-awful marriage!

10. SCHEME GONE WRONG We told you not to stick your nose into someone else's business without double checking the facts! Now clean up this mess!

11. I WASN'T CHEATING! It's not what you think! Did you see your lover kiss someone else? Or did someone try to kiss you and your lover happened to be there?

12. MURDER FAILED They didn't die when they fell down the stairs? Just amnesia? Damn. Well, third time is the charm!

13. REVOLUTION Lock the doors and close the windows! Better yet, run! There are crowds in the streets and they are not happy!

Comments

Orihime Inoue | Bleach

[leekspins]

[OTA, ready to bring the cheese and crack. If you'd rather have me roll, I can totally do that. Het for relationships!]

1 & 12 Yes. He is wearing a sexy maid outfit.

[likeabos]

[Drat. He was almost positive that the fall down the stairs would have done her in. How unfortunate he was to find out that soon after the near-fatal push the way-too-rich for her own good, Mistress Orihime, had been found by her illicit lover and rushed off to the emergency ward.

Bad news: She lived. Good news: She doesn't remember anything about the incident!

So it made it all the easier for him, as her longest run personal servant, to sneak in to her bedside at the hospital. A syringe of potassium chloride hidden safely away in his carry-bag.]

Oh! Dearest chika! Thank the heavens you are all right! Your dear sweet ancestors must be keeping close eye on you, rest their souls. Is it true you don't remember anything? Do you at least know your name Senora Orihime?

[It was overacted horridly. But at least that would make it look like he cared.]

HA HA HA HA HA!!! <3

[leekspins]

Oh...

[Orihime's head lolls to one side, then the other. Then her lashes flutter for an obscenely long time as her the back of her wrist comes to rest upon her forehead. Finally her eyes open, and she turns to look at the 'kindly' maid who has come to call upon her.]

...My name...?

[There's more eyelash-fluttering.]

You said it was Orihimé, so that is what it must bé. And you...?

[She looks at Summoner once again.]

Sénor Maria?

[THAT MUST BE IT. And don't ask how she manages to get accents on all of her e's. She's just that bad at this good.]

Loki Laufeyson | MCU | No Smut

[you_have_heart]

[Totally good for over the top dramatics with this one >D]

13 - 7 idek

[leekspins]

[The phone is ringing. Orihime twists the cord with her finger as she waits for her goody two-shoes son to pick up. Glancing down, she sees a little blood on her new silk poncho, and she flicks at it with an irritated frown. BEGONE.]

Let's go with it!

[you_have_heart]

[The phone picks up]

Mama?

[Her son's voice is groggy. He is studying at a university and was up all night working on a project that will determine his future.]

6 + 1 / because it needed to be redone

[bifroster]

[...

Jane wasn't sure what was going on. A hospital? What?

Also.]

Where am I?!

Aw, but sexy maid XD

[you_have_heart]

[The incredibly attractive doctor Odinson reporting for duty!]

Miss, you were found on the beach, but you are in Sexy Hearts Hospital now, I am Doctor Odinson.

Richter Belmont | Castlevania | OTA

[vampirekiller]

castiel | supernatural | ota

[apoorexample]

[ Willing to roll for this if desired! ]

Balthazar ○ Supernatural ○ Open to All

[uncommonthief]

The Summoner || Homestuck || OTA

[likeabos]

[As if I could not put him in here. There will be a horribly cheesy Latino accent involved.]

Loki was the prodigal son, but now has AMNESIA! (possible shirtless help Summoner?)

[you_have_heart]

[Loki is sitting in the garden of his family's estate, or what he supposes is his family's estate, he still remembers nothing since the ACCIDENT THAT TRAGICALLY TOOK ALL HIS MEMORIES SAVE FOR HIS NAME A SEVERAL IMPORTANT PHONE NUMBERS.

It is hot, and he sits with a book and a now-empty glass of lemonade]

Bad Girl | No More Heroes | OTA

[batterthanyou]

[As if I could pass up on a meme this hilarious.]

dirk strider | homestuck

[krypton]

Chromia | Transformers G1 or AU | Human form available | OTA

[chromia]

((OOC: Why? Because I can, and it's too funny not to... >.> ))

Kouta Tsuchiya | Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu | no smut

[autofocus]

THE LONG-LOST SIBLING, AMNESIA

[hatesguns]

[What the hell happened, why was his head hurting so much, where the hell was he?????]

Tony Stark // MCU

[manofiron]

Kanoe Zouichi | Biomega

[zouichi]

7 | 12 | I write dumb things.

[nunpunching]

Punchy doesn't understand how he could have so catastrophically fallen down the stairs as he just has - typically, he would blame his oversized pants, but this nanny uniform generally doesn't have so many pieces of fabric to trip on. Even with his shirt pulled down and tied around his waist to reveal his glistening, rippling, dope-ass abs, he doesn't really have any pieces hanging around to get caught underfoot.

He picks himself up off the floor and dusts himself off, running a hand through his shoulder-length silky red hair, and sees the culprit - a small wooden car that the kids he cares for have mysteriously abandoned in a most precarious position. How many times has he told those rascally children that leaving toy cars on the stairs is looking to send some unsuspecting homie to the morgue?

He sees a stranger standing outside La Casa de Lucinda Cavendish Daniela Riviera, and holds the car up, waving to Zouichi from behind the gate to the massive paradise of a garden.

"Yo, dawg, you seen any kids around? They're like, this high and this high," Punchy gestures, leaning into the rail of the gate to show off his muscular shoulders. "And one of 'em goes by Roderigo and...I forget what the other little homeboy's called."

Best nanny ever.

The Monarch | Venture Bros.

[t_forthemonarch]

[OTA]

Tulio | The Road to El Dorado

[bonafide_divinity]

Wally West | Young Justice | OTA

[sciencewhizard]

( Season 1 or 2. Your Choice. )

RNG said 7 and 9. Let's rooooll!

[peckish4action]

[Dick was dressed as, ah, enhancingly as always, skinny jeans that made his butt shine (not literally) and his thighs show off their full glory, and a skin-tight shirt that was technically good enough for polite company... but only technically. His blue eyes still graced his nicely tanned skin and features just exotic enough to keep the eye on them, and his night-black hair framed it gracefully. He was still as careful - and smiling, and playful - with his young charge as always.]

[Except, today, he was a little paler than usual, the smiles didn't rise up to laughter, and the voice remained quiet, tired, and when he peeked in to call Wally in for lunch, instead of calling him in, louder and with even a worse joke, he just crossed the study and placed a hand on the ginger's shoulders, silently, instead.]