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[3ggsdealer]

THE SEARCH HISTORY MEME

🔲 12:00 AM - Your character's search history has been publicly posted for the world to see
🔲 06:09 PM - STEP ONE: post a top level with some of the strange things your character has searched for. Feel free to use fancy formatting or just list them, it's all good.
🔲 4:20 PM - STEP TWO: react to what other people have searched for. That's it, that's the meme.

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Rades Spirito | Black Clover | OTA

[aggraveating]

obituaries
morgue open hours
how to break into a morgue
local morgues
local funeral homes
local graveyards
how illegal is graverobbing

[consecrare]

[ No?? ]

Now the nuns might tell you to go to church, but I'm thinking that puts you far too close to the catacombs.

Is there something you want to confess?

Felix Hugo Fraldarius | FE: Three Houses | ota

[swordarm]

Sword techniques
Eastern sword techniques
First aid
How to stop bleeding
Quickest way to stop bleeding
How to hide a body

[afoxbyanyothername]

That's... quite a list.

Hen; Warrior of Light | Final Fantasy XIV | OTA

[crystalbetrayed]

"shitty puns"
"pizza near me"
"girls sweaters"
"dog chew toys"
"how long do garlean bulldogs live"
"when is hallucinating bad"
"how to deal with guilt"
"best bars in norvrant"

keiichi maebara | higurashi no naku koro ni

[keichan]

how to cheat at card games
cheat at card games without getting caught
how to stop people from cheating at card games
maid outfits
girls in maid outfits
neck itch
neck itch symptoms
poison ivy home remedy
how to tell girl she's cute
how to tell girl she's cute without making things weird
how to tell twins apart

[eggcellenttaste]

So you have a crush on a couple twins, huh?

jessica jones | netflix marvel

[ocasion]

nyc murder
24 hour liquor store
does walmart sell alcohol
liquor stores near me
fuck
door repair
private investigator website template
missing persons report
trish talk full episodes
does skip the dishes deliver booze

[eights_and_aces]

Did you google 'fuck' and then 'door repair'? There is a story there, isn't there?

seto kaiba | yu-gi-oh

[blue_ice]

cement gel hair physics in 3D software
parenting tips for teenagers
why friendship is overrated
concepts of the egyptian afterlife
best dog-related puns
symptoms of gri...
dimensional travel theory

[diamondsfortears]

You're a parent!?! Oh my gosh! What's they're name? How old are they? Do they look just like you??? Can I meet them?

totoko yowai | osomatsu-san

[socute]

jealousy definition
idol outfit maker
cute men
hot men
hot single men
hot single men fishing
totoko yowai
top fish idols
what the fuck is a baby
how to take care of a baby

[zenryokubatankyu]

Totoko-chan's jealous of someone...? I'm curious~

But also, baby? What's with the baby stuff???

.......You didn't have a kid, did you?

Peter Parker | MCU | OTA

[spider_m4n]

how to wash bbq sauce
how to wash blood
how to wash spandex
star wars rule 34
real superheroes
new Avengers
is Spider-man an Avenger
Spider-man merch
how to know if someone is hitting on you
what to do if someone is hitting on you
at what age do you stop growing tall

[jedied]

what's rule 34?

nathan summers (deadpool / xmcu)

[timeslider]

9mm JHP ammo
doll repair shops near me
motel rates 10018 cheap
jean grey phoenix
how to reattach an arm
which is stronger: gorilla tape or duck max strength tape
scott summers cyclops
how to talk to your parents
how to not scare your parents
how to not scare your parents wikihow
is skrillex dead

[underachievement]

When your mom asks you to the Under the Sea Dance, tell her no.

Zero | Drakengard 3

[bloodpetal]

how to clean blood-stains out of white clothing
where to buy weed killer
compensating for loss of depth perception
local weapon shops

[oftheredmoon]

I know a few discreet dry cleaners who can do wonders... and compensating for depth perception just takes time.

Kain Highwind | Final Fantasy IV/Dissidia 012

[dragonsgrasp]

dragons
dragon themed wallpaper
baby dragons for sale
blacksmith local
blonde women pretty
how to be romantic
in love best friend's wife
how to make someone fall in love with you
camping supplies
how to fall out of love
phoenix downs and potions bulk supply
wilderness survival tips
when is a wound bad enough to seek a healer

[unluckyagent]

Wow, where do I even begin?

So, you like dragons? I like 'em, too.

I recently met a pretty blonde girl that I like as well.

So, uh...let me know if you have any luck on the "making someone fall in love with you" thing.

Fox Mulder | The X-Files

[most_unwanted]

does the government track my search history
UFO activity
extraterrestrial biological entities
alien abduction side effects
top ten government conspiracies
porn
tickets washington football
hi, what members of the government conspiracy are tracking this?
signs of a haunted house
ghost or alien possible differences
JFK second shooter
red head porn
red head WOMEN porn
who is reading this right now?

[elswhisperer]

You're interested in aliens.

[ Sort of pointing out the obvious, but... ]

I'm familiar with a kind.

Theon Greyjoy | ASOIAF/GoT

[krakenoutofwater]

how to impress your father
gold kraken jewelry
gold kraken decals clothing
sibling rivalry
basic sailing techniques
where do I belong?
arrows and bowstrings
can't stop dreaming about sausage how to make it stop
how do you know when you're home
wolf decals clothing
how to fight white walkers
how to win in a fight white walkers

[mishandled]

oh you poor thing.

Arthur Morgan | Red Dead Redemption 2

[outtathedamnway]

shotgun ammo
premium cigarettes
how to fake being a sheriff deputy
revolver ammo
Tahiti current weather
good fishing locations
where to stash a lot of money
train schedules
oat cakes and sugar cubes
animal drawing techniques
cough won't stop
where in the damn hell is Tahiti anyway?
secluded areas to hide on the run

Setsuna F. Seiei | Gundam 00 | OTA

[elswhisperer]

flower care
desert flower care
golden flower species
recent news
alternatives to therapy
human nature philosophy
silicon-based life
quantum physics explained
cats
cat and dog videos
does anti-gravity affect flower growth

[afoxbyanyothername]

I can help with flowers if you wish.

Dabi | My Hero Academia

[self_immolate]

hair dye removal
hair dye removal instant
instant hair bleach
how long does it take to bleach hair
hair bleach hazards
washable hair dye

Vincent Valentine | Final Fantasy VII

[thenightmarebegins]

can sins ever truly be absolved?
coffin upholsterer
how to silence phone notifications
how to know if it's unrequited love?
nightmare interpretations
living with four others
living with four others who are inside of you
what do monsters eat?
block certain people on phone when they call constantly
what to do when you miss someone
summary of world events last two decades
living with four others who are truly inside of you, not madness or imaginary
bullets
laboratory address hojo shinra

[elswhisperer]

...Someone told me once that the only thing you can change about the past is how you feel about it in the present. I don't know if sins can be absolved, but I know that people can change. They can choose not to repeat those sins. They can be better.

[x_filed]

Effects of heavy metals in the blood
Clark County Records Office Medical Examiner
Where is nonfat ice cream near me
list of ufo related organizations
history of lake monsters in the United States
proper care and feeding of a pomeranian
missing persons statistics by decade
logical arguments to illogical topics
does interoffice romance work

[magnusrex]

Somehow I feel like we could have a very good conversation. If you find any good answers for the logical arguments thing, do let me know, would you?

Fenris | Dragon Age II

[lyriumcarved]

how to use voice to text
reading and writing practice basics app
Danarius current whereabouts
best ways to kill magisters
upkeep of decrepit house
why are mages so insufferable?
slave transport routes
what, truly, is freedom?
advanced wicked grace tips
pain reduction
how to make mages shut up
what to do when your ally is an abomination?
can mages ever be trusted?
hanged man hours

[leapsintotheabyss]

[Where to even start? A question he asks himself when regarding Fenris quite often.]

pro tip; mages never shut up. what you should be asking is how to tune them out.

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[vulvokov]

lost pets nyc
cursed or on drugs
death curse
how to break curse
dying repeatedly
emily of new moon vintage copy
power blazers womens petite
video game reviews
nervous breakdown symptoms
report a gas leak

[cuntlikeme]

Looks like you and your shoulder pads got some fucking conundrums to sort.

Rose | Tales of Zestiria

[shivmeabreak]

get blood off leather
sharpest knives
cooking for dummies
can reindeer fly
invisible friend activities
invisible friend activities -imaginary
overcome fear of insects
popular commodities
trendy foods
rappig ice cream
how to woo your blind date
the art of puns
evil cat repellent
archaeology basics
dddddddddddddddddddddd

[Guess which topic finally put her to sleep.]

[lottiebaskerville]

While I'm not sure why you have blood on your clothes and don't quite care, I can recommend that you, like me, wear red! It might get permanently with your cloak but that's a small price to care, hehe.

nishitani homare | yakuza 0

[bloodchub]

freaky new sex toys
dildo
glass dildo
dragon?
bad dragon
MORE FUCKED UP DICKS
FUCKED UP DILDO TO BUY
how to ask out nice boy
tips on dating
how to know if ur in love
flowers stuck up bitch boys like
BIG TITTY
buy coke

[beeindigen]

know a guy u might like

Rey | Star Wars

[jedied]

remove engine grease from porg
green milk vs blue milk benefits
flounut butter cookies
force bonds
sex with force user
kylo ren porn
how to delete search history
loth cats
loth cats on droids
pancakes on loth cats

[flyboytwopointoh]

[....]

Who is Kylo Ren?

Oswald Cobblepot / Penguin | GOTHAM

[hobblepot]

Oswald Cobblepot
Penguin
does phantom eye pain exist
How to stop phantom pain
Tips to reduce scarring
Best scar cream
Do dogs always remember their owners
Dog breeders Gotham
Bodyguards for hire
Loyal competent bodyguards for hire
Best Hungarian desserts
Gotham delicatessen phone number
Riddles where the answer is love
Riddles where the answer is you
How to know if friend is truly happy around you
How to tell if someone loves you
If you dream of someone does it mean they are thinking of you

Osomatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-San

[zenryokubatankyu]

hot girls
hot cougars
online hook-ups
horse betting stats
online gambling
online porn
robot technology
origami
get money fast
cute hello kitty
cute hello kitty plushies
how to tell if you're bisexual
hot men