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Come home

THE DOMESTIC SMUT MEME

Ah, home sweet home. There's nothing quite like it, whether your place is a roomy house in suburbia with a white picket fence, a little shack, a space station outside Jupiter's orbit, or a cold stone castle. It's yours, where you feel safest (...hopefully) and most, well, at home! Here, in your own kingdom, you can do what you want: take your shirt off, get rid of your shoes, and eat the grossest food available just because you can.

...and also have lots and lots of sex, for there's someone here you can always fuck.

Not only has your character found themselves in the home they want - not the one they were born into, forced to live in, or otherwise - they're also domestic...er, as much as certain people can be, which is perhaps not at all. But worry not, the meme has options that can make it make sense for even the most homicidal yet strangely nonchalant half-god alien demon hunter giant slayer to settle down. Oooor something like that. Like banging the cleaning lady or using his partner so he cans teal their energy to get stronger.

Isn't domesticity grand?

You'll be have tons of time for a special sort of togetherness, but don't let all that steam cloud up your mind. There are still other things involved in having a home! You have to do chores, visit others, and take care of business. Nothing says you can't combine a bit of play into all that, though. Just hope that the two of you don't get mad at each other! Unless you're ready for hot angry sex or even more fulfilling make up make outs, that is.

There's one important thing to remember about being all homey and cozy: when the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

How to Play

Comment with your character and preferences. You can leave your comment blank OR you can put a bit more information about what prompts you like, info about your character, what have you.
Comment to others.
Play out domestic sex.
"But my character wouldn't...!" NOPE. There are plenty of options for those who are less inclined for being sweet or settling down. If all else fails, just handwave how they got here and focus on the now.

Together/Committed

In the Beginning: You've moved in together and are learning the boundaries, both sexual and non, of living with a partner.
Not Mom's House Anymore: You're young and starting out; it's crazy to live by yourself instead of with your family! Luckily, your lover can give you things mother never gave you.
Sweep It Under the Rug: Chores can be boring, but you can make them fun, right? After all, you look so good bent over the table while you're dusting.
Naked Apron: Nothing's better than breakfast in bed. Except when you're served it with your baby wearing nothing but the apron they used to make all that bounty.
Letting It All Hang Out: Benefit of being in your own house? Running around naked. This doesn't have to change when you're living with someone.
There's Someone Else...for Both of Us: Three's a crowd, except when two agreed on it.
Spicing Things Up: Sometimes, constantly seeing someone can rub you the wrong way, and intimacy can get rote and boring. That's why slipping a new kink in every now and again isn't a bad idea, especially if it's something that one of you has really wanted to try.
I'll Take Care of You: Everyone deserves to be pampered, and you're letting your partner soak up the best of your home and the best of you.
Proving Your Love: You want to show your lover that you care for them like no one else. After all, you're living with them, not anyone else!
Becoming Comfortable With You: After a while, they've become like another part of you, one you can show or tell anything to, even about how hard you want them to thrust into you or how you want them to suck your -
Suspicious Minds: Jealousy brought from the outside is making one of you antsy. Can a serious fucking session prove that there's no roaming minds here?
Christening the New Place: You've moved into a new home. Unpacked everything? Good! Now it's time to have sex on every surface so it's all totally yours.
Welcome Home: One half of the household has been away - on a trip, at war, at an anime convention, whatever. Now, it's up to the other half to make their welcome wagon the best there ever was.
Cultural Differences: Different cultures have different ideas about home, about coupling, and about the stuff that goes on between the sheets. Can you work it out?
Home-Cooked Meal: Believe it or not, there are even better uses for apple pie than eating it.
I'm Not Used to This: This is your first time in a "committed" relationship, having a home, or both. How are you adjusting? Is it still hard to be touched, be loved, or use a proper bed?
Here Out of Convenience: It's not like you really like them or anything! This is only a roof over your head and a warm hole to fuck.
You're Just Being Used: You're getting a benefit from your relationship that isn't purely sexual, like wealth, power, or control. But in order to keep things in line, you have to keep your partner happy and sexually fufilled.
Keeping You Here: You can't let them slip away, so you'll use your body to keep them ensnared.
Territorial: Your house, your things - they belong to you, and that can give you a rush. Maybe you want to show your lover that they're yours, too.
I Have to Stay: You don't want to be caught up in this, but you're making yourself stay and keeping yourself in bed with the "enemy."
Now I Only Want You Gone: You want this person out of your life, and there are few stronger ways to send this message than make a cuckold of them. Preferably when they know it.
Tell Me More: You want to know if this whole "playing house" thing is all it's cut out to be.
Proving them All Wrong: They said you'd never, ever find someone. Now, you're showing them just what kind of catch you've got yourself by not taking your hands off what you've earned.
Forced Together: Be it expectations or arranged marriage, you two are stuck together. Of course, such contracts involve a certain amount of physical action, like producing heirs.
Keeping Up Appearances: You want to look successful in life, and part of that involves being in a sexual relationship. Or perhaps you want to hide something about yourself.
Argument: Ugh, they put their feet on the table! They broke your favorite vase! They're so...so...hot when they're mad!
Making Up: You feel sorry for what you've said or done and will do anything to prove that. You just want to shower them with your affection (or not), or show them how much they're wanted.
Like Melted Butter: You want something, and the best way to get it is to butter them up and get under their skin - in a good way.
Starting a Family: Both of you are taking the next step and bringing a new life into this world, and there's one old fashioned way to do it.
Absolutely Glowing: So, one of you is pregnant. How has your sex life been affected by changing bodies and mood swings?
Kids Will Be Kids: Now you guys have rugrats to take care of, but don't forget to make time for the two of you. Alone adult time is important.
At-home Date: Break out the wine and the frozen pizza, it's time for a date at the house! Who says you need to go to a fancy dinner to get in the mood?
Lazy Day: Today we're not doing anything, we're just gonna stay in our bed. And all that entails.
Newlyweds: You two are more than committed. You've said your vows, for better or for worse. Hopefully, things will stay better, especially when you take things to the privacy of your room.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith: The relationship is forbidden for some reason, and to have it, you all had to run away and start a new life. Maybe you even have assumed identities! Is it painful that you can only be your true selves in the bedroom?
Tie Me to the Bed Post: The great thing about a well-furnished place is all the cool things you can find lying around that can be repurposed for other tasks. Like tying someone's arms or teasing someone's genitals.
Out of My Closet: Speaking of things lying around, how about a sexy show with those underused items in your wardrobe?
At Another Person's Home: Who cares that you're guests at somebody's house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
With Another Person at Home: Who cares that you have a guest at your house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
Way Down in Kokomo: You're on vacation. Sun, sand, surf, and 24/7 sex.
Finally Tamed: No one, including you, thought you'd ever be domestic. But this person and their sexual attention have brought you to your knees.

Other

The Help: A home can run more smoothly with hired help like maids and cooks. It's beneficial to show that help some well-deserved love now and then, too.
The Babysitter: Whether live-in or not, a babysitter goes through a lot and develops a bond with the kids. He or she may develop a bond with the parent(s), as well.
The Guest: You've been invited to this person's house - and their bed - and they're showing you the ultimate hospitality.
Siblings...or More: The two of you are related, but you live together like a couple. There are whispers...are they true?
Roommates with Benefits: You're not committed or exclusive, but it's nice to have somebody in the same house with you that you can be with when you need it.
Mister Fix-It: All homes sometimes need repairs. Maybe a qualified repair person can make other repairs, as well.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I would go for the alternative - A sugar daddy x sugar baby relationship. He won't live with the mistress but when chance and inclination in conjunction he would visit her. This is a strictly business relationship but who said that affection would not sneak in and caught them off guard? Still, being mistress to a powerful and influential man is not easy because he would expect decorum and discretion no matter that the arrangement is practically a public secret in certain circles. A high class professional would be the best for this.

( ooc; together/committed options only please! ask me first for f/f. )

[what's your flavor]

( let's see here, i'm all for christening a new place, at-home date or lazy day, i can't remember how you feel about pregnancy threads but a pregnant aqua can be voracious, uh ... honestly any of these things?? you know i'm easy. )

[um i absolutely have a pregnancy kink soooooo

i can't brain, so if you don't mind writing a starter? or if you let me sleep and try again after]

( i got u beeb let me start this for u days later because i've also had difficulty braining much. )

( she knows it's the middle of the night, unsure of the hour precisely but it's well into the small hours of the morning, and of course she can't sleep. because it would be too kind of her body to allow her some rest, and while it would be easy enough to blame it on the little thing growing inside her, that little thing hasn't grown enough to make itself tangibly known, even if she can feel that life as thoroughly, as completely as a physical touch. which is an odd thing to think, isn't it? when she's barely even started to show?

( no, she tells herself, it isn't odd at all because of course she would be that attuned, not only because it's something happening inside her, but because it's something she and terra have done together, and that sort of connection is something nothing else can touch. )

back to the matter at hand; she'd gotten up and wandered around for a bit, meandered into the kitchen thinking a snack might placate her restlessness enough to find her padding back to bed but of course it hadn't, and with the taste of a sweetly spiced cookie on the back of her tongue she'd decided to take a bath, hoping then that a soak in soothing, warm water would do whatever that sort of thing does when it comes to making one sleepy enough to actually find the solace of sleep when they close their eyes.

it hadn't, and now she slips back into bed wearing one of terra's overlarge shirts and nothing ( nothing ) else, wrapping her arms around him from behind and draping one long leg over one of his thighs, sighing softly as she buries her face against the space between his shoulder blades. )

[ it's her breath on his back that wakes him up; a slow, groggy process where he can only register Aqua's closeness and hum deep in his chest: quiet but contented. ]

Hey.

[ Terra's voice is rough and slurred with sleep as he shifts to accommodate her weight against him more comfortably, covering her cool hands with his own broad ones and squeezing gently. ]

How're you?

(Any Final Fantasy or Kingdom Heart muses only please)

((Any favored prompts?))

(What jumps out at me: Naked Apron, Forced Together, Absolutely Glowing, Tied To The Bed Post, The Help)

((Who did you want to have wearing nothing but an apron?))

(Either character would be okay with me. They are both interesting options!)

Sure, moving in was exhausting and they both passed out last night but he's refreshed this morning and decides to take advantage of all that energy. Of course he has other things in mind but first he needs her to wake up. So he cooks a quick bacon and toast breakfast with a glass of juice and some water.

She'll be greeted by the smells as he enters the room with a little tray to put on her bedside table. Of course she'll also be greeted by him sporting nothing but the apron from the kitchen. Cooking bacon naked is a mistake anyways though it does little to hide his lean form. His ass is bared to the cool air and it barely hides what hangs between those legs.

Spike manages to keep it from sweeping open enough to full expose him and instead turns to greet her with a smile, a hand on his hip holding the apron in place. He's beaming and also has way, way too much energy in the morning. Normally he's not a morning person but today was something else.

Katara slowly woke to a very delicious smell that was filling the bedroom. While her eyes were closed she blindly reached out and touched where Spike usually lay only to come up empty. She opened her eyes and saw standing at the side of the bed, beaming with happiness, and wearing her pink frilly apron?

Katara blinked and she slowly sat up as she took in the very naked Spike that was only wearing an apron. “Good morning. Did you lose your clothes?” Katara asked grinning up at him. She was very much enjoying the sight and she couldn’t stop smiling. “Turn around. Let’s get the full view, please.”