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→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.

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① WORK RELATED: you're probably undercover or some sort of spy, gathering intel or trying to get into some exclusive place. may or may not have feelings for the other person
② JEALOUS EX: they are always around you, and whether or not you're over them, you want that trophy partner to show off.
③ BET: someone made you a bet to be with this person or that you couldn't last with this person or some other thing, but whoopsy, feelings got involved.
④ RUNAWAYS: young adults on the run, safer in pairs
⑤ RUMORS: everyone is already saying you did something sexual with them or you're already assumed to be together. why not keep the rumor going?
⑥ CONTINGENCY PLAN: it was never supposed to be like this, but you made a pact or an agreement (maybe even paid this person to be your partner or was paid to be with this person), and now you're with them.
⑦ WEDDING/ PARTY/ BIG EVENT: you told your mother you were bringing someone just to get her off your back. so you brought someone and everyone thinks you're together.
⑧ PUBLIC RELATIONS: one or both of you is famous. someone is getting some publicity out of this arrangement, but there's definitely supposed to be a life expectancy to this relationship.
⑨ CITIZENSHIP: a much harder thing to pull off considering it's actual fraud, but it does bring about a certain kind of quick intimacy.
⑩ WILD CARD: ROLL MORE THAN ONCE AND COMBINE SCENARIOS, CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE, OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN!

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ooc: likely to be some kind of mission/ protector.

[ undercover mission?????? ]

ooc: very open to 1, 3, 6 and 8. may or may not take it seriously.

[ He's never wanted someone to shoot him dead as much as he does now.

There was a pathetic moment he really likes to forget where he'd looked up to Dick. Getting to know the guy had sure killed that crush dead -- and he'd rather chew through his tongue than ever admit that to anyone. Point is, Jason's got a thorough understanding for exactly how unimportant he is in the world of Dick Grayson.

So standing in the middle of a ritzy resort hotel lobby, playing a young gay couple on a getaway? Jason wants to stab his eyes out. He shifts from foot to foot, bag hanging off his shoulder, and Dick's hand in his. ]

Your hand's fucking hot. [ He grumbles under his breath, like it's not his own hand that's sweaty.]

ooc: canon technically, and she'll likely go along with it for survival, but can au things as well.

[open to mission style prompts or maybe winter soldier timeline runaway.]

[ voicetesting! canon, modern au, or modern cultivators au. ]

ooc: mission/work related possible. citizen as far as trying to pass for a human (or other race) since she's fae could also work. contingency plan as far as magic is concerned is also doable. open to m/f and f/f, crosscanon fantasy loved, but can au.