THE FIGHT MEME

[memehound]

THE (november) FIGHT MEME



What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):



1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

4: PRIZEFIGHT
There's an audience to watch and a prize at stake that only one of you can walk away with. Best bring your A-game.

5: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've
just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

6: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

7: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

8: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe
you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really
don't want to be.

9: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

10: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

11: AGAINST THE HORDE
It's you and your ally against many. Demons, zombies, whatever. Rip and tear, until it is done.

12: GODMODE
You and your opponent both have world-breaking superpowers, and frankly everyone would be happier if you weren't fighting. You are, though, and it's awesome, even if there might not be much left when you're done.

13: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.


Original here.

Comments

HOMELANDER —— THE BOYS.

[timore]

Ippo Makunouchi -- Hajime no Ippo -- ota

[dempsey_roller]

Wataru Tobishima - Mongrel - OTA

[bad_gymnast]

Ranmaru Mori | Samurai Warriors

[notgayfornobunaga]

Zell Dincht // Final Fantasy VIII // OTA

[not_a_chicken]

Dante | DmC: Devil May Cry

[twogunsonesword]

[recommended to look over his abilities and weapons first. ask before 2, 8, or 9. 10 is m/m.]

Re: Dante | DmC: Devil May Cry

[fair_soldier]

[Prizefight prompt, for mutual punching?]

[twogunsonesword]

[Sounds fun. What's the prize and is it just punching? (as in, who can take the bigger punch) or more MMA / brawl.]

[fair_soldier]

[Let's say more MMA/brawl, and as for the prize, maybe money or freedom?]

[twogunsonesword]

[MMA/brawl = hella fun! I'd say money is the better option. (He'd likely suggest busting out together if it was freedom. Middle finger to the organizers.)]

[fair_soldier]

[Cool! Lemme just throw something together.]


[What's a young SOLDIER to do with his time in a new city, if not find a way to boost his pay?

Limbo City is a pretty terrible place to be stationed, but the nightlife and underworld is just as good as Midgar's, and it's all too easy for Zack to find a fight club where men are brawling for cash prizes. He signs up, hangs around to watch the fights, and when it's his turn, strips down to just his uniform pants and swaggers into the cage.

Even before his opponent shows up, Zack's already hyping up the crowd, lifting up his arms as if he's already won and flashing a grin at all of them.]

[twogunsonesword]

[Normally he keeps his violence aimed at the law and the demons only he can see. Learned long ago fighting those things won't make him any sort of money, so why not just cut loose and enjoy making life as miserable for them as they made his childhood? Still, that doesn't really help with the financial issues. And despite his life on the fridge of society, he's still got to make some money. Can't get out of that life shit fact.

So the occasional odd job, occasional gamble, occasional whoring himself out, and the occasional fight night. Hey, getting paid to kick some ass isn't a bad thing. It's more he doesn't like to kick innocent ass. But sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Plus, you know... it's totally not fair. Dante scoffs at the other guy in the ring. Hyping up the crowd like it's some grand show. Well, someone's got to do it. He's in nothing but his jeans and a "seen better days" tank top.]

Hey, if you wanna back out now, I'd recommend it.

[fair_soldier]

[Zack turns his grin on his opponent, lowering his arms as the cage is locked behind them, trapping them in here with each other, unless one of them starts begging to be let out. He rolls out his shoulders, looking the other guy up and down.]

Don't worry about me. But if you wanna back out, you should be quick about it. Otherwise I'm going to put you over my knee like a bad schoolboy.

[They haven't been given the signal to start yet, but it's only a matter of time. Better to get introductions out of the way now, then.]

Zack. Zack Fair. Remember that name, okay?

[twogunsonesword]

[Damn, the guy's cute. Dante glances behind him when the cage's locked. Great. They've got to keep up the appearances don't they. He punches one fist into the other, cracking his knuckles along the way. Not going to be any begging on his part.]

You're not old enough to be spouting out that kinda shit.

[He rolls his neck a few times and shrugs his shoulders to get them loose and warm. Introductions and all, huh.]

No thanks. I make a point not to remember names. But I can see why they call you Fair. Sounds better than Zack Hot.

[fair_soldier]

Cute.

[Both the remark and Dante himself. What? Zack's big enough to admit when his opponent is good-looking.

He gives his shoulders another roll, as the bell rings for them to start.]

Well, don't say I never gave you a chance.

[twogunsonesword]

Back at you.

[Dante drops his arms by his sides and curls his fingers a few times. Fighting with pure martial arts isn't an extremely common thing for him, but he does it when he fights humans.

There's the bell and Dante tilts his head to the side to pop his neck.]

So what's your limit? I don't want to break anything or send you to the hospital... We using a safe word? Or just wait till you go running to the door?

[fair_soldier]

Don't worry. I'm sturdy.

[The advantages of Mako enhancement.

He smirks, stretching out his arms above his head, tilting his head to one side, then the other.]

Safeword is 'creampie.' Remember it for when you're ready to give up.

[twogunsonesword]

I'll keep that in mind.

[He scoffs at the offered safeword, but hell if it doesn't think it's amusing.]

Heh, think that's gonna be a request.

[No point in keeping people waiting. There's money to earn an a guy to knock the fuck out.

Dante shoves forward and opens with a hard roundhouse to the shoulder. Definitely going to be pulling his strength, but he's not going to insult they guy and go fucking featherweight.]

[fair_soldier]

[Zack raises an arm to block that roundhouse, shoving it aside and taking a step in, fast and graceful, to swing an uppercut at Dante's jaw.

He's holding back on his strength as well, testing the waters to see how much he can commit to this, but even holding back, there's still a lot of strength behind his punch.]

Jesse Pinkman | Breaking Bad

[yeahmagnets]

[OTA. m/f for smut.]

The Huntress | Dead By Daylight

[worsethanthewolf]

[9 is most likely considering her canon but I'm down for trying others except 1 and 2. Smut is unlikely but if it happens is canonmates and F/F only.]

[twogunsonesword]

[Impact. The guy doesn't budge. Interesting. Zack's moving forward and Dante swings his arm up, forearm coming to bear in front of his chest to block the upward swing even as his head ducks backwards to avoid it.

There's some power behind that uppercut though. More than he'd thought from the guy's build. Huh, might be augmented somehow...

Drugs, maybe? Dante goes from defense to offense and drives his elbow towards the man's chest.]

Justin Martingale | OC

[unluckyagent]

[A dhampir with almost 300 years worth of martial arts experience, super speed and strength, and instant regen. He'll be a tough one to take down, especially at night. But feel free to expose him to sunlight for a few hours to even the playing field, or weaken him greatly.]

Ruby Rose | RWBY | OTA

[silver_eyes_rose]

Batgirl (Barbara Gordon) | DC | OTA (F/F pref)

[before_oracle]