The ___ Since Forever Meme

[ferries]

the ►dating/sexing/married since FOREVER◄ meme

1. Post with your character(s)
2. Comment to other threads after going to random.org and randomising a number between one and five.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!(stolen from velvetroom )

one. → ENEMIES SINCE FOREVER.
Ugh, that person. You really just want them to go away. Or maybe you'd prefer to kill them and put them out of their misery. Then you'll never have to see them again. Right?

two. → BFFS SINCE FOREVER.
You don't remember when it happened, but you guys have been best friends forEVER. And ever. And nothing's going to change.

three. → DATING SINCE FOREVER.
These two are the classic long term relationship. How have all those years affected the relationship? Are you just as lovey-dovey as you were on day one, or are you sick of each other?

four. → SEXING SINCE FOREVER.
You've been friends with benefits for so long. The sex must have been good. Is this still all you want?

five. → MARRIED SINCE FOREVER.
Congratulations! You're the old married couple! Are you adorable or annoying?

Comments

[hammerkinds]

I think you are the only one who falls for it, honestly. [He tilts his head back to look at him.]

I guess we will just have to spend the next two hours doing that to make up for it.

[knightime]

And you're complaining? [Presses his lips against John's cheek.]

There's nothing good on TV. We need your movie prowess to find us a suitable movie to watch.

[hammerkinds]

[Doesn't matter how many time Dave kisses him, he still ends up blushing a little. He wiggles until he's turned himself around in Dave's arms.]

I was thinking about watching The Sorcerer's Apprentice!

[knightime]

Holy shit, I was ready to smack down any mention of Con Air, and here you pull out a movie I totally wasn't expecting. Way to throw me off my game.

Yeah, that doesn't sound too bad. I didn't know we even had it. [He should assume by now that they own a shitton of movies, good or bad.]

[hammerkinds]

[Dave, please never underestimate his collection of Nic Cage movies. He owns like all of them.

He swats at his chest, mouth turned down into something that is totally not a pout.]

I watched Con Air earlier today. The movie is on the coffee table. Put it in while I make some popcorn?

[knightime]

[Dave underestimates a lot of things about John. Remember when he so stupidly dared that John couldn't convince Dave to sit through every Nic Cage movie possible in the worst marathon ever to rape his eyes?

Dave still has really weird dreams involving that moment of their life.]

I'll pop it in. Extra salt on the popcorn. I swear those fucking microwave packets taste like air.

HELPME

[hammerkinds]

[John still thinks that was the best marathon ever. He nods, leaning forward to give him a quick peck on the lips before he slips out of his arms to get the popcorn ready.]

Only if we can have extra butter too!

MY SHIT IS LOST HELP YOURSELF

[knightime]

You're spoiling me rotten! Extra butter and salt? Where were you all my life?

[He picks up the DVD and goes to pop it into the player.] I'm swooning so hard right now, you don't know.

MY SHIT CANNOT BE FOUND

[hammerkinds]

Ohh Mr. Egbert ohh? [He laughs.] Wait, that makes me sound like my dad!

LOST AND GONE FOREVER

[knightime]

Lucky for you, any man boners I have are for you and not for your dad. Only a one, John Egbert, have access anything down these lovely skinny jeans.

[Stop being gross, Dave.]

PUT UP MISSING POSTERS. LOST: JENNY AND KIM'S SHITS

[hammerkinds]

Dave, that's gross!

[Even if Dave can't see it, John is totally making a face and also turning red. He dumps the popcorn in a bowl and adds the extra butter and salt before ducking into the living room again.]

No reward though. We're cheap fucks

[knightime]

Hey! Just being honest. Would you rather me open Strider a La Casa to just anyone?

[He falls back onto the couch, remote in hand.] So, where were those promised snuggle times? Hm?

Your reward will be our love or something equally intangible.

[hammerkinds]

Dave. No.

[Gives him a look before sitting down, tucking his feet under his body as he leans against him.]

I was getting to it. I had to make popcorn for you first, remember?

Our love is priceless anyways

[knightime]

[He laughs instead, pressing play and tossing the remote back onto the table with a light clatter.]

Don't you have magic tricks to get popcorn to make itself? Sheesh, get on that shit.

[hammerkinds]

That is more like real magic, not magic tricks. It would be pretty cool if I could do that, though!

[He laughs, sitting the bowl on Dave's lap and turning his attention to the movie.]

[knightime]

It would be convenient. I wouldn't have to wait for your derpy ass to get onto this couch.

[He throws his arm around John's shoulders. Dave has no idea what they're watching, mind you.]

[hammerkinds]

[Papping his face before he reaching for a handful of popcorn.]

Well, I am here now so you don't have to wait anymore. Besides, if you want to get technical you made me wait two hours for this too!

[He's only half paying attention to Dave now.]

[knightime]

[He scoffs a bit at that.]

So what is this movie about exactly?

[He's not even paying attention to the movie apparently. He really just wanted to cuddle up to John.]

[hammerkinds]

Just watch! It is dumb to spoil the whole movie for you when we're going to watch it.

[He flicks a piece of popcorn at Dave. Pay attention to his movie. >O]

[knightime]

[It was probably the worst idea to ask Dave to watch it. Dave doesn't shut up and instead makes snide commentary.

Watching movies with Dave was always an interesting experience.]

[hammerkinds]

[John is used to it. They've been dating long enough that the commentary ends up as background noise for the movie. Every so often, though, he'll argue something.

But for now he's pretty content to wrap his arms around Dave's waist and get his cuddle on while watching this awesome movie.]

[knightime]

[Dave finally shuts up, after getting bored of hearing himself talk and not getting John to respond back. Honestly, he just needed to talk, but he needed John to reply back or it just didn't work.

But he's pretty much cuddling up against John, being surprisingly affectionate. He's never this affectionate in public, but in the confines of their own place, he's pretty much always touching John.]