never have I ever

[betweenasock]

Never Have I Ever: The Meme
HOW TO PLAY:
1. Everyone is at a big party. I don't know how we fit this many people into one room either, but bear with me!
2. Post a comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
3. If you see something your character has done, reply to them by taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
4. All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way.
5. Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please, and post warnings if things get 18+.

Comments

Worked on a farm

[rose_thorns]

[gobjob]

[ The fully armored man silently takes a sip.

... of water.

You have to keep your senses sharp at all times okay-- ]

[notathreat]

[Takes the shot.]

I mean, ish. We had some sheep and a vegetable patch. I guess that counts as a farm.

[jokingoff]

...do field trips count?

[ maybe. maybe not. half a shot of espresso it is, then. ]

[scendscale]

It comes with living in a small village. Not much else to do out there if you're commoner.

[ He smiles nostalgically. Maybe his days in Ram weren't so bad after all ... ]

willfully disobeyed my commanding officer.

[boimboim]

Perfect. Record.

[pricklywolf]

Does my mentor-slash-father-figure count? He's kind of like our commanding officer.

[He's got an open bottle of vodka at the ready if it does.]

Tried to cook for others.

[skybound_knight]

[In the Academy? They had a cook. Link's experiments with food on the surface were... barely edible. The knight is just trying not to poison anyone.]

[love_the_smell]

Do you cook for yourself, though?

...had a dog.

[love_the_smell]

But I do have a cat.

[pyonpyon]

I'm more of a rabbit person but I've looked after cats before. Cats are pretty interesting, right~?

met my biological parents (and been aware that that's what they are)

[outofgalway]

[rose_thorns]

Well... that's shot number two.

...

Do you wish you knew your biological parents? Because sometimes that be a lot harder, especially if you're an orphan.

Used a whip

[mount_lady]

I'm not really enough a sadist for that kind of thing.

[gobjob]

It's better to know how than not. You never know when that experience will make the difference between life and death.

[ And so he sips his water, because that's what this party animal is drinking today. ]

Had to run from an angry husband

[pricklywolf]

[rose_thorns]

Uh... does it count if he never told me he was married, and he was angry because I told his wife without knowing who she was?

[She's... just going to line up shot #3 just in case.]

...had decent driving lessons.

[irongrip]

Running a man over is a lot more enjoyable when he deserves it. Let no teacher tell you otherwise.

[love_the_smell]

...You have anger issues, don't you?

wanted to be a hero.

[horticulturalist]

[mount_lady]

Well, I am a hero but I suppose that still counts.

[Chug!]

Went to a theme park

[koroshite]

[jokingoff]

Really?

[ siiiip. akira's going through a lot of espresso shots today... ]

I know a few good spots. You should try one sometime.

...killed someone

[scarlet_devil]

[rose_thorns]

Well... this got a whole lot less fun.

[Shot #4, come through the door!

...

Okay with the morbid topic and the fourth shot, Dorothea is feeling a bit... ugh.]

I don't like it, but I've killed more people than I'd care to count.

Been arrested

[civillian]

[4hearts]

Does being born and growing up on a prison island count?

Gone swimming.

[winterstory]

[rose_thorns]

Really? Not even to the beach? You should consider it sometime, just to see some cute girls in swimsuits if nothing else.

[Shot #5, still alive!

...

And possibly slightly tipsy.]

been on a date.

[umbraeternam]

[ Not that Brianna's bothered by that fact, it's simply the first relatively "normal" thing she can think of that qualifies for this game. ]

[4hearts]

[She takes another long draught of her cider.]

gotten caught breaking and entering

[4hearts]

[Always good to be specific on these things.]

[321boom]

Haven't most people?

[ Oh well. Down goes a shot. ]

... kissed someone and regretted it.

[notathreat]

[rose_thorns]

Ugh... shot number seven, take me to heaven.

[She raises her glass in a toast, before taking her shot and feeling... a bit more unsteady on her feet than before.]

Look, when you play the dating game as much as I have, with as disreputable a group as the upper crust... you're going to have some rergretful kisses... reggret? Regrrrrret? Bad ones.

[She's... definitely starting to feel it.]

been to school

[dontpetmeibite]

I was a cold construct, so they just gave me a job and told me to do it. All the education I have was self-taught.

[rose_thorns]

I want you know, I feel person-ally attack-ed by this one, but I've had waaaaay too many shots to care~!

[Shot number eight and she's feeling great! She's just going to chug her shot and salute the strange metal monster. He(?) also might notice she's behaving a bit strangely but uh... she's had a wee bit much to drink.]

Hehehe~!

...traveled to another dimension!

[microsoftedge]

Though it's something I'd quite like to work towards. I believe I have already made the first few steps! Sending cross-dimensional things back to where they came from is no issue now, but going there...it seems to be quite more of a feat!

[Surreptitiously fishing around for people that have done this so he can pelt them with questions? Why, nonsense, that's...ok maybe that's exactly what he's doing. But why not??]

[dontpetmeibite]

*drinks*

I don't understand the physics. I have been sent on a lot of scouting missions over the years.

And when I found the Nexus, well...I just followed my friend to see where the hell he'd been going.

...almost died.

[dossiered]

Emphasis on "almost".

Re: ...almost died.

[dontpetmeibite]

*drinks*

...regretted being arrested or turned yourself in willingly.

[lechapardeurblanc]

[ He said what he said. ]

Seen snow.

[chiefsdaughter]

[ she lives on a tropical island, okay? ]

[dontpetmeibite]

*drinks*

Unfortunately.