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It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?

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01 • FEAR. Maybe you're hearing strange, indeterminable noises; maybe there's a severe storm happening outside; maybe you watched a scary movie before bed? Whatever the reason, you're terrified and it's keeping you awake. You just want to wake someone else up so they can protect you from the monster in your closet.
02 • HUNGER. Your stomach is growling and it just won't stop. Or perhaps your throat is so dry you could cough up a tumbleweed? Well, you've gone to the kitchen to remedy this and hey, that was a pan that just dropped on the floor. It was loud enough to wake the dead! Oops.
03 • PAIN. Your body is completely worn out, be it from exercise, battle, sickness, or what have you. Either way you're in enough pain to keep you from sleeping, so maybe someone else has a home remedy or something, or can at least help you take your mind off of it.
04 • SOLITUDE. For some reason, your bed just feels so empty at the moment. You're feeling terribly lonely and really just want someone to keep you company for a while. Maybe it'd be easier to fall asleep if you're with them...
05 • DISCOMFORT. Your room is an oven. Either that or a freezer. Or maybe this bed is just really uncomfortable? Who knows why you can't get to sleep, it feels like it could be anything. Why even bother trying? Maybe someone else can preoccupy you until you feel tired enough to ignore your discomfort.
06 • PENSIVE. Something's on your mind, and no matter how hard you try to focus elsewhere, it's just not going to work. Your body may be tired, but your mind is incredibly busy and it's virtually impossible to get to sleep. Surely, talking it out with someone else will help?
07 • SADNESS. Something terrible has happened that day, perhaps; or you could just be severely depressed. Either way you're trying your hardest not to cry yourself to sleep, and it's not working at all. Better find a way to get it out of your system somehow; you need a shoulder to cry on.
08 • ANGER. You are just... fuming. Who knows why - that annoying dog is barking again, or maybe the people next door are getting busy and keeping you awake. Whatever the reason for your ire is, you'd better put an end to it so you can get some damn rest already! Go wake up a friend so you can complain to them.
09 • RESTLESS. You're far too energetic to sleep right now. Maybe you're just trying to do so out of necessity - you have to be up early tomorrow! But you just don't think you'll be able to fall asleep for a while now, so why waste the time trying to sleep when you could be doing something else? Namely bothering someone else - you're totally jealous because they're getting more sleep than you.
10 • WILDCARD. Choose one of the options above, or make up your own scenario.

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"Fortunate enough to survive- unfortunate enough to become entangled with humans and their troubles." Zevran lifts a shoulder, his smirk going a little crooked. "I do wonder if they'll carve a statue of you when this is all over."

A few picked notes, a flourished strum. "And if they'll round the ears off once they do."

The savior of Thedas, a Dalish Mage? Oh how the Chantry would, is, shitting it's collective drawers. "I have noticed you've other elven companions, though..."

Sera is Sera and like himself, not Dalish. Solas is...something else entirely he cannot quite put his finger on. "None like you would know back home, yes?"

"That's rather it, isn't it?" Perfectly said. Lasulahn's expression shifts to a brief grimace - an unpoised expression that slips in private company, though he covers it quickly. "I hope not," he says, waving a hand. "Perhaps just... one of Andraste." Or it might be like the sign to the Herald's Rest - a generic sort of figure shrouded in cloth with only the Anchor blazing an indication of identity.

"Sera, and Solas, yes."

Lasulahn smiles, but there's something wrong with the expression; the corners of his mouth are tight and there's sorrow in his eyes instead of their usual warmth. "I- yes, that's right. I had two friends who traveled with me to the conclave, but..." He shakes his head. He should speak of lighter things. "I've met other Dalish, though- the one who goes by Dalish, in the Iron Bull's company, and a clan in the Exalted Plains."

Ah, that is a familiar shade of mask. Covering pain with a polite countenance so the other party will not feel obligated to speak on such terribly sad things. In practice? Zevran has no issues with such tactics as he does much the same nigh constantly.

Here in private, it seems...it is not his place, truly, to pry such comforting walls away. "But you were the lone survivor. You have my condolences."

For whatever it is worth. Empty words do not heal the ache of lives lost, nor does it bring loved ones back fro the Fade. "But they are not the same, yes? Each clan, I've noticed, lives, breathes, and learns a different way. Leaving them is difficult and one can never truly return home again, once you've gone. Though foolish attempts can be made, I, ah-"

He laughs at himself, attempting to lighten the subject matter somewhat. "When I was young I thought I could rejoin my mother's Clan. She was Dalish, or so I was told. As she had left the clan and I was born in Antiva City they had little love for me."

"Thank you."

The idea that he cannot return home causes a sinking sensation, uncomfortable in the pit of his stomach. He fears just that- that he is so changed, so tainted by taking on this role of the humans' Herald, that he is unfit to return to his clan. Worse, that his high profile might bring them harm. He swallows thickly, eyes somewhere just below Zevran's gaze before finally meeting his.

"Each clan is different, yes, but we are still Dalish. My friend, Eirlana, was from a different clan, sent to us at Arlathvhen." He rubs at his arm idly, gaze dropping again. "It's... a difficult thing. I'm sorry they did not welcome you. I could not imagine their reasons."

"The Dalish of Antiva are more defensive and violent than those I have met elsewhere, largely due to various cells of Crows raiding camps for coin, for children, or for a contract by a Merchant Prince who found their existence abhorrent." He scowls into the middle distance for a moment. "Taking contracts against said princes, in turn, brought me quite a bit of satisfaction."

The rare moments when he allowed himself to linger on his heritage. It does not happen often but- when it does? He leans in a little.

"When the world is cruel it is easy to become hard in the heart, to bite back before your throat is cut, yes? But I have learned there is value in compassion. Especially when at the head of a movement such as this. Burdensome as it may be- you find yourself in a position where you may do much good for your people. That must be worth some comfort."

Lasulahn's expression softens once more as he listens, and he nods in agreement.

"Crows, Templars, slavers... there is always someone. There is a place for anger, and we should be allowed that." How scarcely they are allowed, though.

"I worry about doing enough," he confesses, finding that he leans in a little when Zevran does. His own clan has been attacked by mercenaries lately, and allowing his advisors to send aid in his stead has been a trying matter. "It is difficult to balance expectations with doing enough good." Particularly when everyone had different ideas about what was 'good'. Lasulahn has had to rely heavily on his advisors, human culture is so vastly different from his own.

He manages another smile, lighter than the last. "It's a far cry from brokering trades with villages and towns, to be certain."

"Ah, yes, This I remember. It seemed everyone has their own opinions as to how things ought to be done, and their personal tender feelings ought to supersede the tender feelings of others in your merry little band, for clearly their desires and points of view are of the most import nevermind there is a blighted army on the rise or, in your case, an undead magister trying to rend the world to bits." Zevran snorts derisively, plucking an unhappy tune for a moment. "I never understood why everyone took such things so personally. When you put someone in charge? When you put that weight upon their shoulders? Who are you to question the very responsibilities you offered up, mm?"

It seems all the more difficult in this instance, too many kingdoms, too many opinions, and too many voices drowning out a man's certainty. It'd be unbearable if it were him, he cannot imagine the difficulties navigating this Lasulahn must-have.

"But- if there is one thing I recall from my time watching another struggle with similar, if not quite so grave circumstances? When in doubt- bribery." His idle picking becomes something a little more upbeat. "Kind words and gift-giving, to soothe bruised egos and assure your fellows that you are listening, but the tasks, they are so weighty, surely they must understand, yes? It works marvelously well if you look appropriately sincere."

Lasulahn seems to take great pains to choose his words carefully, hands nervously fidgeting with his cloak. "Many I think just want what's best for them... but no one has the same needs. It's hard to look past yourself, or your family, or your community." But the Herald, the Inquisitor, cannot be blinkered by such narrow considerations. And for a man who has been prepared his whole life to think of his clan and only his clan, that is difficult.

He does try, though, for what it may be worth.

The mention of bribery startles a laugh out of him. "Josephine handles most of that, thankfully- she's quite good at what she does. I shall keep that in mind, though. There's a looming invitation to the Winter Palace, and I am painfully unprepared to deal with 'the Game', so any advice is welcome."

"Considering the world is a large, frightening prospect. So they put the task to others and focus on their family, their people, the scale that they can think of without going mad. I still do not see how that is fair to you and those they put the weight upon but-" He shrugs, a false little sliver of a smile on his lips, eyes bright. "It is not my place to question such things, yes? Who am I to judge?"

No one, of course. But a whisper of Shadow in the nightmares of the Grandmasters in Antiva. No hero he, no politician, he has never had to bear the weight of expectation and diplomacy has never been his to carry.

"Ah, Orlais. If you've need of an extra dagger at your back I'd be happy to oblige. Free of charge, in fact, as a favor to a fellow elf." As difficult as it is dealing with the rest of Thedas? Attempting to route the civil war in Orlais as an elf will be a particular bitch. "Let them think you simple, make yourself small, smile sweetly with empty eyes and they will forget you are there. And once forgotten? They will say all manner of incriminating things. It's quite useful if I do say so myself."

Lasulahn is quick to shake his head. "No less one to judge than I," he insists. Fortune, or fate, or maybe Andraste herself saw fit to put the Anchor on him, and humans saw fit to give him the title of Inquisitor. But, Herald as some may think him, the elf has no delusions that he is above anyone else, or that he is any more fit than someone else at deciding the fate of so many things.

His brows raise, and there's a certain hope he can't really hide in his expression. "That- I mean, I wouldn't want to presume, I know you have your own affairs to attend to..." He smooths out a nonexistent wrinkle in his cloak. "But you are welcome to attend. It would be a comfort to have someone like you there." Whether a fellow elf, or someone with Zevran's particular knowledge or temperament or skillset, he doesn't say.

"I suppose it would not be difficult to make them think I'm simple." Many already hold that belief; some more openly than others.

"Ah, all I have to work on in Antiva is the slaying of more Crows and the rooting out of Venatori- Leliana already has agents acting on the latter, the former is a more...personal pursuit. I have found that if I leave them to twist in the wind long enough? Occasionally they will do my work for me." With the imagined horrors he might visit upon them, as though he were ever as sadistic as they grew to be. No. He is and ever shall be an assassin first. Make the kills quick and clean.

Still, it is not as though they know this.

His idle strumming turns to a more upbeat tune, a tarantella, cheerful and buoyant and proper for dancing. "To that end, sticking around may do me more favors, yes? Besides. I'm certain I could pick up a contract or two, or prevent a few assassinations as I know what to mind, were I to accompany you."

Zevran's life sounds fascinating - though undoubtedly perilous. Lasulahn listens intently, at least until the cheery music causes his attention to stray just a little, hand tapping silently along to the beat despite himself.

"I'm sure it could, yes." And he's not entirely speaking on personal preference for having the charming rogue around a little longer (though perhaps it does influence him a little).

"You might be cautious, though-" There's a little conspiratorial grin that turns the corners of his mouth upwards, playful despite the earlier mood. "Leliana undoubtedly has plenty of work she could use you for." The pay is decent, at least.

"Ah, well. At least I will be paid well and in the employ of a handsome man." Zevran gives Lasulahn a teasing wink, all bright humor now that the prospect of coin and acceptable levels of intrigue and violence are back on the table. Far better to focus on what is to come ahead than what may sneak up and hamstring them from their pasts.

For the moment? His ghosts and demons have been laid to rest.

"I will say- you should decide how it is you wish to play your part- do you intend to act at being civilized, playing by their rules, or-" He leans forward conspiratorially, eyes gleaming. "Would you rather play by your own?"

His cheeks color once again despite himself, though he manages a sheepish smile. "You're quite the charmer," he answers, voice warm.

"I should at least like to give the illusion of playing by their rules, incompetent as I may be at their Game at present. But I have my task and I mean to see it through, regardless of politesse." Solas had told him early on that posturing is necessary, and Lasulahn does believe it. Still, there are politics he will not bow to, regardless of how it might make him look to the Orlesians. The Inquisition is not theirs, and his task is not for their benefit alone.

"Ah, the double game. Clever choice, all the easier to put them at ease while keeping yourself on your toes. It is no easy thing, I would recommend speaking with Leliana extensively on how to follow their rules. I cannot offer much by way of playing by them as I most often choose to subvert them but- if you wish for tips in how to hold yourself or appear more innocent, or dashing, or appropriately befuddled with presented with such difficult concepts like human politics? I am your elf." Passing along some of his crow training in this way to the betterment of his fellow elves feels appropriate when he finds one in a position to need that instruction.

"I suppose the most important question is this- will you be wearing boots? If so you'll need to relearn all your footwork. It is amazing how much changes with only a few layers of leather between your toes and the ground."

"The 'double game' seems to be how Orlais operates, regardless." Leliana and Josephine both seem to hold fondness, or at least admiration, for the Game. Lasulahn cannot claim to understand it.

"I should be grateful for any advice, really."

He glances down towards his feet, a look of displeasure flitting across his expression. "Unfortunately. They will be soft leather, but boots nonetheless." He doesn't like the idea of 'relearning footwork', but he can't argue with Zevran's assessment, either. The times he had worn boots felt strange, as though he were walking on something other than the earth.

"Mm. Even the thinnest leather provides it's own challenge. Thin enough to accurately gauge the ground through? And you've no traction." He's made a point of studying footwear and its relationship with the Dalish since he's had the time to explore, on his own terms, his heritage. "Perhaps in the morning, you might try on whatever boots they will have you wearing and we shall see how you handle yourself, yes? More than the running, the sneaking, the fighting and the casting- you will need to be able to dance as well."

Which, ah, that is its own nostalgia.

"You'll have more offers and requests than you expect. Orlesians do so adore a novelty."

He huffs a soft chuckle, a bit self-conscious. "I'm worried about the dancing perhaps more than anything, boots or not."

Though he might try to hide it with a lighter tone, there is a decided edge to his voice when he speaks again. "I have been called 'rabbit' enough times here alone to surmise that much." He hates the term 'rabbit' more than 'knife ear'. At least if someone called him knife ear, they were earnest about their bigotry. The coo of 'rabbit', as though he were some sort of pet... the elf hates it.

But returning to the prospect of Zevran helping him lightens his spirits, and he nods once more. "If it's no trouble, I'd like that."

"Mmm. I suppose my usual response of threatening to cut out their tongues should they say so a second time wouldn't be very useful for you." There are no good, satisfying ripostes for such callous bigotry for elves, not if they mean to sit at the table and fight for their own slices of policy and power.

It is a bullshit situation, all told.

"But I can at least teach you more than enough fancy steps in the dancing. I know all the court dances- they especially do not know what to do if you attempt to lead." A beat. "So I'll be teaching you how to lead."

"Direct threats of violence are usually frowned upon, it seems." Veiled threats are risque and worthy of gossip, or so it appears to Lasulahn.

"I'll have to find some unused corner so no one else can see how abysmal I'll be. I apologize in advance for what will undoubtedly be me stepping on your feet several times. I'll try not to, at least." Despite his self-deprecation, there's a glitter to his green eyes that suggests the Inquisitor is excited at the prospect of Zevran teaching him to dance.

"Then we shall have to train you up on indirect threats as well as the dancing. You'll be half Antivan by the time I am finished with you." He and Josephine can prepare him well enough, Leliana can manage planting spies among the palace and Zevran? Shall join him to make certain no daggers find their way into Lasulahn's lovely back.

A triple threat and a triple win, one that the Orlesian Bards shant be expecting.

"I had to teach Alistair how to waltz for some event or another-" He snorts. "Trust me, you will not step on my toes anymore than he did, and you'll be a far better student, I assure you."

Lasulahn's eyebrows loft in surprise- ah, but Alistair was among the Hero of Ferelden's party, so it shouldn't be surprising. He laughs. "I'm rather smaller than he so, hopefully it won't hurt as much, at the very least."

With Zevran's offer, and Josephine and Leliana's coaching already underway, the Inquisitor feels a little more comfortable with the quickly approaching event. Less can be said for their actual goal - stopping the attempt on the Empress' life, but little can be done for that.

His expression softens into a warm smile then. "It's very kind of you to offer this. I appreciate it."

"Think nothing of it. If people here knew of my generous disposition they'd be asking me for help with all manner of tasks. I cannot truly continue playing the mysterious scoundrel if they know I have a soft spot for green eyes, mm?" And he does, for so many reasons if not those that most might expect, none he feels ready to divulge.

He picks through a new tune, low and lazy and lilting, winding through the warmth of the room and the evening, idle, half-remembered snatches of songs from home that shift into something of the cadence and tempo of Dalish songs he'd heard during his travels. "It will make for a marvelous tale when it is done. And after you shall be able to walk away, knowing you bested the game."

Warmth creeps into his cheeks again, easily flustered by the playful flirtatiousness- though it is hardly unwelcome.

His eyes close briefly, as the notes of the mandolin drift towards something Dalish. It reminds him of home, of his friends and his mother and his Keeper. It reminds him of lighter days; a welcome respite in this cold and inhospitable climate and time. A few moments later, his gaze returns to the other elf. He smiles at that. "Yes, let's hope it's a marvelous tale for me to tell, rather than someone else laughing at my clumsiness. That said, I feel rather more confident with your help along with Josephine and Leliana's."

"When I am through with you, Bello, you shall be the most graceful and desirable bachelor at the ball." He lists back, leaning against the wall, lounging in truth as he picks through the tune. The words he does recall but-

His accent is rubbish. He'll not insult Lasulahn by attempting to sing along.

"And no one shall have an ill-thought or word to spare you."

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