The Roommates Meme

[thelongcon]

Living with other people can be rough; you have to put up with their personality quirks, habits and schedules.You never really know how well you get along until you give it a go.

Possible scenarios: by no means an exhaustive list
•It’s 8 in the morning, and you have somewhere to be like 5 minutes ago. How are they still using the washroom? Hopefully there’s still hot water left.

•There are dishes piled up in the sink. But at least your roommate makes you lunch and does the grocery shopping.

•Have you seen my keys/homework/item of choice?

•If you need to borrow something, ask. Or not, you don't need permission.

•Movie night, introductions to new shows and entertainment, and fights over the remote. What even is on at this time of night?

•Quiet down, some people are trying to sleep! It’s too late/early.

•There’s people over? I didn’t know/forgot/what did I just walk in on?


I don't think this has been done before, but if it has, let me know.

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Matt Flannery | Stand Off

[imrealitycop]

Kuroko Tetsuya | Kuroko no Basuke | ota

[invisible_one]

[Roomating with Kuroko? This ought to be fun...]

[barelythere]

[Clearly theirs is the most passed-over living space to ever exist. It's in plain sight, really, just... no one seems to notice it. It's a bit problematic, but nothing these guys can't manage! Right, roomie?!]

...

...

... They gave our mail to the wrong house again.

[Kageno has retrieved the bundle since, offering it to Kuroko in his awkward manner. The sports magazines are soppy... but salvageable, thankfully!]

Piers Nivans | Resident Evil

[apositive]

[kuromu_dokuro]

Have you seen my spear?!

[Who can lose a spear? Really? The damn thing is like eight feet tall.]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

...can I bug you?

[invisible_one]

[Saturday morning. And he was on breakfast duty again while his roommate snored away blissfully.

He didn't mind, he was early riser no matter what day it is, but... when Kuroko's on breakfast duty it meant only one type of breakfast- boiled eggs and toast. Again, Kuroko didn't mind to eat this food all the time... probably because it's the only thing he can make.

He knocked on Johnatan's door]

Excuse me, can you get up? It's 9Am already and breakfast is getting cold.

[He returned to sit at the table, taking a sip of the tea.]

Jet Jenkins | Way of the Samurai 4

[jetrolled]

(As a roommate, Jet will try to be respectful and considerate. He also has crazy weekly poker nights and may ambush the other person with culinary monstrosities.)

[thelittlestbub]

[Jubilee is normally out more than she's in. It works, though. She has her backpack and goes to put it on the table. She stares at whatever that is that is on the table.

She had been looking forward to crashing her room mate's weekly poker game, for a change, since she's home.]

I'm not eating that.

[She says it out of self-defense, not even sure he's close enough to hear her say it.]

Kariya Masaki | Inazuma Eleven GO! | ota

[netting_nettles]

[doingthemistything]

[Kariya, who put you in charge of the Netflix queue what the hell is this show even]

Sho | Moon Child

[urnotafraid]

[ hope you like gangster/vampire nightlife kind of life style ]

[alwayskidnapped]

[ No. No, Annette does not like the gangster/vampire sort of life style. As a matter of fact, she's actively looking for a new place to stay... unfortunately for her, she's stuck for now.

Either way, considering that it's late night and she can hear loud as fuck music coming from the living room? She's not pleased... but it's not like she's got the balls to really argue about it. Removing her pillow from her head, she stands up and rubs at her eyes, before stumbling from her room and into the hallway, peering out around the corner at poor Sho. ]

U-um... Excuse me, Sho? Could you... could you maybe please... turn that down? Just a bit? Please?

Urameshi Yuusuke | YuYu Hakusho

[dimwit]

[thatsawiggle]

[Best roommates, or bestest roommates.]

Saruhiko Fushimi • K

[doubledeal]

... this got long just to setup :(

[permit]

[ it appears that at the end of chaos, bureaucracy is all too eager to take its place -- but munakata would have expected nothing less. and so it was: a meeting of all the remaining kings was held at a specified location, paperwork was completed, suoh mikoto's death documented...

no rest for the wicked they say.

needless to say, scepter 4 was also called in to help (with the paperwork, diplomacy, and... really, there was everything needing of being done). and seeing as though headquarters were still under repair...

the city, scepter 4 included, are lacking in funds, they'd said. and although he could very well pay out of pocket for his hotel room, that doesn't help the fact that this hotel happens to be the only one around for miles and lacking in available rooms. this was exactly why he thought a meeting for the kings at such a remote location was a bad idea.

long story short: scepter 4 drew straws to see who would be staying with whom this evening. fushimi-kun just happened to be unlucky enough to pull the short straw.

and lucky enough that munakata pulled the one that scored them the only remaining room with two separate beds. ]

Ah. [ and now he's staring somewhat... thoughtfully... at the

ice container. ] We're to retrieve our own ice, then?

Soma Peries | Gundam 00 | ota

[madeinthehrl]

Let's do this.

[envy_the_sinners]

Scar stood over the kitchen stove, cursing up a storm cloud when the smoke alarm went of again. He couldn't cook to save his bloody life. It wouldn't have been a problem if his roommate could, but...

Soma had already proven that she was no more skilled than he, so Scar had dropped the subject entirely.

"Soma! Could you-" Scar jumped back from the stove. Shit. Something had caught on fire. "Dammit... Will you get the fire extinguisher from the closet?" Sure, he was bad, but the kitchen had never caught fire before.

Chris Redfield | Resident Evil

[wastingaway]

[magicventilator]

[We enter the scene with a girl in a knee-length white dress sweeping happily. Chris had a hard day at work yesterday, so Nina had decided to content herself with doing most of the household chores. She hummed a bit, trying to be quiet and not disturb the man’s rest.]

[The blonde, of course, had planned it on her own. She’d do anything to help out her friends! All that's left is to try and find the dustpan, and… she can't seem to find it.]

Hmm.

[Scouring the house for the broom’s companion, she eventually sits down in a huff to think where it might be. And of course, she leaves the pile of dust right outside Chris’ door.]

Madoka Kaname | Puella Magi Madoka Magica | OTA

[kujikenai]

aka Homura's dream come true, if it's ok to drop by XD

[braidstobows]

[Homura's not sure how her life turned into something so perfect. She'd jumped at the chance to move in together - what better roommate could there be? - and she was more than willing to help out.

And do the dishes.
And the cooking.
And the laundry.
And the cleaning.

In fact, she left very little for Madoka to do around the house. Overly solicitous? Of course not. In her view, Madoka had already been through more than enough. She deserved the easiest situation Homura could create for her.

And so, tonight, Homura leaned out of the kitchen doorway and called into the living room.]

Madoka, what would you like for dinner?

Annette | Castlevania | OTA

[alwayskidnapped]

[sinistralofdeath]

[It seemed that Erim had searched everywhere for her book. It’s not as though it was an important book in any way, but it was still a vastly enjoyable read. Coming across Annette in the living room, the silver-haired goddess stepped over to her.]

[The apartment was medium-sized, verging on small really, but it looked much larger due to the fact that it was so sparsely decorated. With rooms so barren and minimal, one should be able to find things easily, but alas!]

…Excuse me, Annette? By chance have you seen the book I’ve been reading?

Sherlock Holmes | BBC Sherlock | OTA

[improbably_true]

Honestly am not sure which of them would make the worse roommate

[womanwhobeatyou]

[Here is Irene, holding up a single black stiletto pump. It's the right shoe.]

Should I even bother to ask why my left shoe is currently in the refrigerator driven through the temple of a cadaver?

Geir Dagnasson | Scion OC

[odinsscion]

Anna Milton | Supernatural | OTA

[afallenstar]

so an angel and a vampire somehow become roommates...

[lordhal]

[ It may have been relatively 'early' for most people...but Hal hadn't even seen the newest resident of Honolulu Heights sleep at all. It was quite possible she was a ghost. He err'd on the side of caution when it came to discussing supernatural business nevertheless as he followed along with his rota exactly.

Right now for about an hour it was watching a television program that Leo had liked to watch from time to time while he was...there. He shifted in place for a brief moment when he felt someone else in the room, but remained in place.

It was his television time anyway. ]

Tommy Conlon | Warrior | OTA

[alreadyhappened]

If you don't mind someone completely canonblind...

[southernreaper]

[Kevin bumps open the door, juggling three bags of groceries and Mimsy's leash. The leash he immediately drops because she won't try to get out.

He kicks the door closed with a foot. Carrying the groceries into the kitchen, he sets them down and starts putting them away.

Mimsy starts pawing at her leash, and whining.]

Go fin' Tommy. He'll take it off fer ya.

[He nudges her out of the way with a foot. She huffs out a sigh at him and goes looking. Whining she paws at her leash and wanders out to find Tommy.

PAL! THE ROPE THING PAL! TAKE OFF PAL!]

Tommy! I'm startin' dinner, any requests?

Roomie | Go Get a Roomie! | F/F pref for any sexual shenanigans

[roomie]

[This meme was made for her.]

Japan (Honda Kiku) | Axis Powers Hetalia

[jipangu]

Bad Girl | No More Heroes | OTA

[batterthanyou]

[Worst. Roommate. Ever.]

Emma Swan • Once Upon A Time

[sheriffing]

Hope you don't mind an OC!

[loquacious_raven]

Jo has taken over the table once more, papers and half filled notebooks all over the place as she works on her stories. Always the stories. She looks up when Emma comes in though, blinking at the time. "There spaghetti?" She had limited cooking skills but she did try when Emma was out late!

"Productive day or yet another round of frustrations?"

Lois Lane | Smallville/DCU

[lolane]

Re: Lois Lane | Smallville/DCU

[futures_of_ash]

The knock on the door came at a reasonable hour, certainly after 6 am, and she did wait a moment before knocking again. "Hello? You put an ad out for a roommate?"

Alibaba Saluja | Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic

[getsfateasily]

[goodwilled]

[ asbel is starving. starving. if there's anything he really wants right now, it would be curry and more curry. chicken curry. so he'll be in the kitchen right now, before peeking his head into the living room.

let it be noted he can't really cook. (he's desperate okay) ]

Hey have you seen the rice? The microwavable ones?

Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum | Adventure Time

[bonni]

[ So you somehow got a princess as a roomie! How'd you manage that?

Well whatevs, have a candy princess as a roommate. She'll probably drive anybody crazy with her constant monarching, sciencing, and other verbs which aren't real words. Considerate enough as a roommate, yes, but a workaholic if there ever was one.

Let's do dis. ]

Re: Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum | Adventure Time

[650nmivore]

[looks like somebody's trying to steal a march on the driving a roommate crazy thing.

It starts off as a tremor at first, but the bone-deep reverberations soon catch up, causing something akin to a mini-earthquake.

And standing in the middle of the living room, surrounded by no less than three people-sized amps, is one vampire queen, bass in hand and earplugs in those pointy ears. She's grinning and doesn't seem to be the least bit perturbed by the potential hearing damage. Hey, that's what instantaneous healing is for, right?

Or, you know. Mundane things like whatever inconvenient time this might be.]

Dr. Eleanor Visyak/Supernatural/OTA

[notfrommilwaukee]

[Your new roommate has some odd habits, including keeping late hours, reading history texts voraciously, and collecting sharp objects. But she doesn't mind doing her half of the cleaning, as long as you don't go through her stuff.]

[kuromu_dokuro]

Eleanor? Have you seen Chikusa's yoyos?

[Chrome asked, digging through the kitchen] Ken hid them again, and I don't want a repeat of the poisoned-needle thing.

[Chikusa's yoyos are special.]