THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME

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the random scenario meme


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TYPES OF SCENES
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?

Comments

[royal_venant]

"Huh?" Regulus said, tearing his attention away from a few elves who'd started bringing over trays of snacks for them.

"Why not? It's where the extra food is." Obviously. Where did Lily go when she got hungry after dinner?

[lancifolium]

Lily had never considered the kitchens as anywhere she ought to be, so she hadn't ever gone save for when it had been needed. Usually to fetch tea or a snack for Slughorn or something to that end.

"I suppose I ought to look into extra food more often," she looked at the trays the elves had begun to bring over, thanking them as they approached before tenatively taking a pastry off of one.

[royal_venant]

Regulus took a few biscuits from one tray, and an apple from the other, which he put in his pocket for later.

"Thank you, Tinky. Thank you, Poppy." And then he did something that was probably the most unusual so far, he touched their shoulders as they passed them by.

And as if he'd done nothing unusual, he turned to Lily and said in a low voice, "If you come down here more, you have to be care because..." his voice got lower. "They get jealous if it seems like you favor one over the others." And he said it in such a dead serious tone, it sounded as if he was speaking from experience.

[lancifolium]

While all of this had already taken a turn for the unexpected Regulus was apparently full of surprises that evening and Lily looked on wordlessly as he spoke to the elves, greeting them by name, even touching them.

"They do?" She was trying her best not to let how stunned she was show, turning quickly to pocket and orange and mutter another word of thanks to the elf who'd approached with it. She introduced herself with an appreciative smile, asking the elf their name. After meeting Cibly the elf she looked back to Regulus.

[royal_venant]

Regulus nodded sagely as Lily followed his advice.

"You do not want to be in a room with fueding Houses elves," he added, shaking his head.

[lancifolium]

Still uncertain of what to make of this Lily nibbled on her pastry as they waited for the tea he had asked for. "Do you know them all?"

[royal_venant]

A couple of elves brought over some stools for them to sit on while they waited. Regulus thanked both of them by name, too.

"Umm," Regulus looked around, taking a seat. "I haven't seen any new elves start this year, so I think so."

[lancifolium]

"And you," she cut herself off, narrowing her eyes as she began again in a lower tone of voice, not wishing to offend the elves. "Don't think they're beneath you like you think I am?"

[royal_venant]

"Wha-?"Regulus stumbled over his words as he tried to find an explanation for the discrepancy in his actions. He'd literally never been confronted about this before. Sure, some Housemates had called him weird for being so nice to the elves, but he had the last laugh there because he got the extra food and the kind treatment in return for being nice to the elves.

"They- You can't-" he shook his head. "That's not- Okay, but- It's not the same-"

He, too, was also trying to keep his voice down for the elves' sake, and getting all the more flustered and frustrated for it.

"You just- Is it wrong?" he crossed his arms. "They're elves, they literally cannot choose anything else and they- And- and witches and wizards take advantage of that a lot. And they- they can't even fight back."

[lancifolium]

Watching him as he seemed to struggle with giving her any sort of response Lily's eyebrows shot up when he mentioned that elves weren't able to choose, tilting her head slightly.

"You mean like how people don't get to decide what sort of families they come from?" Not that she thought her family was any less than his - although Lily would wager they were likely a good deal less loud.

The elf he'd called Poppy before was approaching with the tea they had asked for and Lily greeted her with a smile, ignoring Regulus for now. "Thank you Poppy very much," she said cheerily, as she took the tray with the teapot and cups from the house elf.

[royal_venant]

Regulus really had no defense here. Not that he wanted to admit it, but Lily had undercut his entire argument. He wanted to say more, he wanted to win for the cause he'd aligned himself with. Witches and wizards were supperior to muggleborns because...

And nothing came. Just more frustrating sputtering.

So he scowled and attacked from a different angle.

"Okay, but muggles can choose how they treat witches and wizards. But they don't choose any differently. We're secret for a reason."

[lancifolium]

"We're secret for many reasons, don't try to simplify it down to just that," Lily had said 'we' on purpose, choosing to assert the fact that she wasn't any different or better or worse than he was, no matter how much he and his friends may have disliked the idea.

"If Muggles were that hostile towards witches and wizards then none of us coming from homes and towns that are full of Muggles would ever make it to school."

[royal_venant]

"Okay, what are they?" Regulus asked, raising his chin as if in a dare. "And, and... Who- who knows you're a witch?"

[lancifolium]

"I imagine if given the chance they'd be curious. Muggles have lots of stories about magical people and things, and they keep making up new ones - obviously, they're interested." She hopped off the stool and held up the tea, "are you ready to get back to work yet?"

Waiting for Regulus to rise so they could return to the classroom she continued. "Just my family knows. I don't have many friends where I live." She considered Severus briefly but pushed the thought from her mind. He had enough to deal with already without Lily bringing him up in a dispute about the silliness of blood purity.

[royal_venant]

Regulus stood up, but he recrossed his arms after he did. He may not have an answer to why muggleborns are any different from purebloods, but he felt he had a hill to die on against muggles.

"What's stopping you from telling people other than the statute?" he asked. "What do you think will happen if you tell or show muggles?"

[lancifolium]

"That's not a fair question after all this time never seeing a witch in person of course someone would make a big deal - though I doubt that it would be any bigger a deal than your housemates would make if they knew you consorted with the house-elves." She didn't think anyone in Slytherin house would be very capable of treating that idea kindly, no matter how firmly Regulus thought it ought to be the way everyone spoke to the elves.

[royal_venant]

Regulus made a face. "I don't care what they think about how I treat House elves." Which was true, but not the point of the argument.

They were walking through the portrait now, he was pushing it open with his back.

"But you know it's true. Muggles wouldn't be kind to witches and wizards if the statute was gone." He didn't have any examples that weren't more than half a century old, but this was something he believed had to be true, otherwise the statute wouldn't be there. What's to say muggles had changed since the days of witch trials?

[lancifolium]

"Would witches and wizards be kind to Muggles if those people you hung around with had their way?" Lily doubted that a bunch of wizards and witches, drunk on the power trip of blood purity didn't seem like the sort who would keep to themselves for very long.

"Muggles have absolutely changed since the days of the trials, that's a ridiculous comparison."

[royal_venant]

Of course he knew some of his Housemates, like Roiser and Mulciber, would be cruel - but they were cruel to everyone. And then there was the matter of his extended family. Bella and her husband and brother in law were... okay, Regulus knew they were cruel, too. But he didn't like them either.

He couldn't choose his family...

"Not everyone I hang out with is mean," he said. Which was really a weak argument.

[lancifolium]

"That's not the point at all," Lily countered exasperatedly, setting the tea down once they reached the classroom. She busied herself with fixing herself a cup before she returned to the cauldron. "It's unfortunate that everyone had to be kept apart, but I think history is full of mistakes, and it's full of people not letting those mistakes stop them."

[royal_venant]

"Then do it- prove to a muggle you're a witch," Regulus said.

should i just default this icon?

[lancifolium]

"What?" She looked at him, shocked. "Are you that afraid of Muggles that you need me to show you there isn't anything to be afraid of by breaking several rules?"

Yes, you should!

[royal_venant]

"No," possibly a lie. But he was the one issuing the challange. "But you think it'll be fine. So, uh, prove it."

[lancifolium]

"How, you idiot? We're in a school full of witches and wizards. And why should I have to prove anything to you? Why are you so scared of Muggles?"

[royal_venant]

"I'm not afraid of muggles," he protested. But, he did start this by declaring that muggles were cruel to witches and wizards. "But you go back to visit your family over the holidays, right?"